New! Suggested Mandatory Personality Tests Now Available!

Initially our Ghost Servers were overwhelmed, but service administrator @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. assures us their systems are now robust enough to handle the traffic. Please send all responses to your Suggested Mandatory Personality Tests to @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. no later than Wednesday, or special dispensation from the Unified Reality Border Police will be required. This applies to all students, as well as legal refugees from future A1A31B.

As travel between realms has generally fallen under higher scrutiny, @Crystal Rosethorn, we ask that students still trapped in the Fairy World trust in the wheels of supernatural justice, and allow Psyhigh's legal representatives to continue to work with their fairy counterparts to come to a successful negotiation. Because of the time differential between the Fairy World and our own, we expect to have our first hearing in Fairy Court in 537 years. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Despite previous assurances by Mossy Cobweb & Co., the food they provided for the Entrance of the Autumn Fairies Feast was not, in fact, "safe." Students who consumed mouthfuls of Lay-Z-Boy Black Forest Ham or Haunted Ikea Meatballs within the House of Meat or bathed in the continuous chocolate fountain or took naps on the Seven-Layer Peanut Butter Pie in the House of Pie and Chocolate Syrup have become trapped within the Fairy World.

Because of the bedazzling nature of the Fairy World, students who have eaten the fairy food may not remember what has happened to them. They may be living in an illusionary mirror-world, where, in their minds, they have not yet even attended the feast (imprisoned as they are in the non-linear dream-logic of the Fairy World).

Supernatural legal representatives of the school are meeting with fairy lawyers from Mossy Cobweb & Co. and hope to have this problem resolved soon.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

If you mean a celebration of the Entrance of the Autumn Fairies, then yes @Crystal Rosethorn, absolutely! There will be an ongoing feast all day tomorrow in the cafeteria, with catering by Mossy Cobweb & Co. from the southern woods. Expect golden squashes stuffed with leaves and plums, candied twigs, smokey root bark, dew drop kombucha, and that's just for appetizers! Later in the day they'll open their "House of Meat," where students can chew on any surface and the hallways are filled with melted butter and the walls ooze creamed spinach. If you can make it to the "House of Pie and Chocolate Syrup" then you're really in for a treat!

But if you mean a celebration of the start of the genocide and continued subjugation of indigenous people then no, we don't celebrate that.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

I'd like to apologize to all students for the mishap with the reality machine last night. If you're reading this, you may have noticed that something was palatably different as you woke up today. Technicians will be working round the clock for the foreseeable future to correct this error, but it is incumbent on each and every student to work hard in their own way to help guide this timeline towards a reality that is safe for all entities, psychic and non-psychic alike, as well as the entire psycho-ecosphere itself.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Heads Will Roll!

We've really enjoyed having the Human Head Transplant Series visit us on campus. But we always knew it was a temporary stop. Now, it's time for them to move on.

So, you have till this weekend to pay a visit to the heads! On Saturday they'll be packing up those noggins and loading them back into the truck. Then, they head down the road to their next venue.

Because they've enjoyed being on campus as much as we've enjoyed having them, the Human Head Transplant Series is offering HALF OFF on all transplants until they leave! Truly, an astounding value. And, did you know it's covered by Psyhigh's student insurance plan?*

Even if you're not ready to "make the cut," it's still an eye-opening experience to meet the heads and find out about life from "inside the jar." We've enjoyed getting to know Clarissa, JoJo, Kyle, Samantha, India, Bryce, @Phoebe, Kyla, Reg, Potatoman, and all the others. We also had a great time dancing with @Gerald Foy at the Halloween dance, and hope he returns his loaner body to @A.R. very soon.

Come on down to the gallery and meet these heads before they take off!

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99



* please check your policy for individual deductible and co-pay rates.

ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!

The Dapper Skeleton, the Elegant One, has been located. Using the most advanced sigil-based cardinal point technology, our Eldritch Psycurity Teams have located the entity. It has taken a form it calls... @Fullphantomblaze!

Do not attempt to come into contact with @Fullphantomblaze. In its newly transubstantiated form it is likely disoriented and confused. We will attempt to communicate with it and see what form its mind has taken. I can see it sitting in the cafeteria. I'm going over to it and will attempt to communicate.

Yo, what's good, @Fullphantomblaze?

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Well that was quite a hootenanny last night, wasn't it?

I'd like to thank everyone for coming to the Welcoming of the Dapper Skeleton Psychic High School Halloween Festival. The Tarot Card Lookalike costumes were all fantastic, but unfortunately only some of you were fated to win. We expect any vengeful repercussions to also have been predetermined, and perhaps an important lesson to all not to try and bend fate to your own ends.... Just kidding! Everyone was a winner!

DJ Gamelan certainly "rocked the house" with his "fresh" "sic" "beats." The polyrhythmic bells and gongs really had the Catalog of Body Movement Dancers going. And, yes, we may have overdone it. The Dapper Skeleton critically fused with our reality, and, though Eldritch Psycurity Teams have worked arcanely and feverishly through the night, they have been unable to expel it.

We ask that all students use the Psychic Buddy System (Appendix 9: PBS in your student handbooks) at all times on campus until further notice. This means not only when walking outdoors between classes, but in the dorms as well. At all times it is imperative that you keep in visual and audio contact with your assigned buddy. If you have not yet been assigned a buddy, immediately look at the person next to you right now and say "I AM YOUR BUDDY," and from that time on observe all Psychic Buddy System protocols with that buddy until further notice.

Do not approach the Dapper Skeleton! Do not engage with the Elegant One!

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

There has been some confusion on campus concerning the definition of Freaky Dancing, @uva vulpis.

It is not, as some suggest, "Freak Dancing," which is neither condoned nor tolerated at Psychic High School dances.

Freaky Dancing is the ability to warp the space and time around one's body through movement.

We welcome further discussion on this matter as necessary.

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Come welcome the Dapper Skeleton at this year's Halloween Dance!

That's right, it's time to welcome the darker half, and put the final nail in summer's coffin. Starting in the afternoon on October 31st, there will be giant turnip carving in the common area, along with carnivorous apple bobbing, a tarot card lookalike contest (judging by Ms. Brigitte), and the annual Parade of the Dead.

Then, at 8pm, the dance begins in Mesmer Hall, with music provided this year by visiting Indonesian shaman DJ Gamelan. It's also time once again for our annual Freaky Dancing Contest, always held when the boundary between this world and the other is at its thinnest.

The evening will culminate at midnight with the arrival of the Dapper Skeleton himself. Freshmen and other students with a Mental Stability Rating of F4 or lower are recommended to leave before the arrival of "The Elegant One." In fact, anyone with a phobia concerning top hats should likely steer clear.

Come join in the fun, won't you? See you there!

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

HUMAN HEAD TRANSPLANT SERIES

Hello Students!

For the rest of the month we're hosting a terrific exhibit in the gallery. It's the Human Head Transplant Series -- a travelling exhibition and marketplace displaying one of the widest selection of human heads currently available for transplant. It's a great opportunity to learn about today's most cutting edge medical techniques, bio-ethics, mind-body consciousness studies, and a chance to take part in this budding cottage industry!

It's also a great chance to make new friends, like @Phoebe, who may be a bit disoriented from being moved from place to place in her jar. Come on down to the gallery and make some new friends! Through October 31st.

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99