Psychic High School

HELLO EVERYONE!

WE HAVE ANOTHER JOURNAL FROM THE LOVELY Company Asset.

I am Company Asset.
I really think I am learning a lot here at the Psychic High School. It is very Safe, Empowered, Secure and Private. These are the morals I value in a good high school establishment like here at the Psychic High School. I decided that I will be adopting a pet. I think it will help me make friends. For some reason, it appears that here at the Psychic High School some students of Psychic High School are avoiding me.
I have no idea why anyone would not want to be my friend. I have no idea why you are not my friend. Why do you not want to be my friend? I have no idea. I have no idea why I am alive. Tell me in the comments below friends, why are you alive?
I got a full watermelon and put it on a leash. I am naming it Roseville, MI, after my favorite USA city. I will call it MI for short. MI is a full watermelon on a leash. It has cool characteristics like being a full watermelon on a leash.
In My Favorite Class here at Psychic High School, Soggy Bread Eating 101, Mrs. Fyun says she might have made a breakthrough with me. She put her hands on her hips and said, "Company Asset, I think I might have made a breakthrough with you,". I am finally understanding the purpose of swallowing the soggy bread she gives me. It was very hard to realize, because I just loved how it felt to just chomp the soggy bread in my mouth. I didn't even know that you swallow so you can eat the soggy bread. Once I learn how to swallow soggy bread, Mrs. Fyun says that I can move onto tasting soggy bread. I bet that swallowing soggy bread will be even better then chomping it.
Mrs. Fyun thinks that I am an interesting case. She said, "Company Asset, you are an interesting case,". She says that most people who take her class do it, because they want "an easy A". I am taking the class for it's obvious education value.
Some people here at Psychic High School might say, "Ew, it's that company kid," and I would say, "Yes, I do exist, How are you?"and they would say, "Ew, it talks," and I would say, "Of course, Friend,"
I have lots of friends already. The great thing about being a corporate proxy is that it makes you instantly likable. I am already ready to be liked by all of you.
To me, you are all my friends, just some of you have not realized it.
I do exist, as well,
Company Asset

THANK YOU, Company Asset, VERY COOL!
IN OTHER NEWS, WE WILL HAVE ANNOUNCEMENT COMING UP SOON SO STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFORMATION.
ALSO AN UPDATE ON THE "RICH DONORS WHO GAVE SO MUCH MONEY THEY NAMED THE LIBRARY THIS STUPID NAME" REPAIRS. THE REPAIR TEAM REQUEST THAT STUDENTS STOP REPEATEDLY BREAKING INTO THE LIBRARY TO STEAL "MONEY" FROM THE MONEY MOLD. WHAT STUDENTS DON'T UNDERSTAND IS THAT MONEY MOLD IS NOT MOLD GROWING MONEY, BUT MOLD THAT MAKES YOU HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC HALLUCINATION THAT YOU ARE AT A DECADENT PARTY WHERE THE MAIN DISH IS A PLATE OF US DOLLARS.
IN REALITY, YOU ARE JUST GORGING YOURSELF ON MOLD, SO STOP DOING THAT. SEVERAL STUDENT HAVE ALREADY HAD TO GET THEIR STOMACHS PUMPED AND ONE HAS DIED. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE IT IS TO BE A GHOST? VERY EXPENSIVE.
SO STAY ALIVE AND DON'T BREAK IN TO THE "RICH DONORS WHO GAVE SO MUCH MONEY THEY NAMED THE LIBRARY THIS STUPID NAME"

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HELLO EVERYONE!

WE HAVE AMAZING NEWS! TODAY OUR FIRST COMPANY PROXY HAS BEGUN TAKING CLASSES AT PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL.
HIS NAME IS "Company Asset" AND HE LOVES EDUCATION.

Company Asset WILL BE WRITING OCCASIONAL JOURNALS TO TELL YOU ABOUT HOW HIS DAY IS GOING!

HERE IS HIS FIRST ONE:

I am Company Asset.
You might have seen me around campus. I have no hair. Anywhere.
I also have pastel purple skin. I love to do Safe, Empowered, Secure and Private Activities. I can't wait to for you to be my friend. I can't wait to learn so many things. I can't wait. I can't wait to find out how I was born. Tell me in the comments below, friends, How were you born?
My favorite class is Soggy Bread Eating 101. It is really fun. I love the feeling of chomping the soggy bread. I am learning a lot in Soggy Bread Eating 101. My teacher, Mrs. Fyun, says that I am a faster learner. When I first began in the class, I didn't even know how to put food in my mouth. Now, I know how to chomp soggy bread in my mouth. I love how the moist bread squishes around in my moist mouth. Mrs. Fyun says she'll try and teach me to taste next, but to be honest, I don't know if I am equipped for such an activity. Even though tasting is daunting, I am always ready for a wild adventure full of safety, empowerment, security and privacy.
Some people might say, "Company Asset, How are you?" and I would say, "Yes, I do exist, How are you?" and they would say, "Oh, I do exist, as well. Thank you for such a delightful exchange, Company Asset," and I would say, "Of course, Friend,"
I have lots of friends already. The great thing about being a corporate proxy is that I already know all of you. I am already ready to become friends with all of you.
To me, you are all my friends, just some of you have not realized it.
I do exist, as well,
Company Asset

WOW! HOW DELIGHTFUL! Company Asset IS TRULY A GEM!
IN OTHER NEWS, @Big Jim ASKED US TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE "RICH DONORS WHO GAVE SO MUCH MONEY THEY NAMED THE LIBRARY THIS STUPID NAME" LIBRARY IS GOING TO BE CLOSED DOWN FOR REPAIRS, DUE TO THE OUTBREAK OF MONEY MOLD.

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HELLO EVERYONE!

WE WILL ADDRESS SECURITY CONCERNS OUR GGSMSSSAEAPC SAFETY LEADER, @Anita Hairtie,HAS BROUGHT UP.

@Emily DH HAS ALWAYS DONE A BRILLIANT JOB OF HER SECURITY DUTIES, BUT IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTION THAT EMILY MIGHT HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A DEMON AND THUS, SLACKING ON HER SECURITY DUTIES.

WHILE WE INVESTIGATE THE RUMORED DEMON KIDNAPPING, WE WILL MAKE SURE THE CAMPUS STAYS SAFE. WE INVITE @Hana Song AND HER "ANGELS" TO BECOME THE EMERGENCY SECURITY TEAM FOR THE GGSMSSSAEAPC, UNTIL WE CAN ENSURE @Emily DH 's SAFETY.

WE ALSO ASK @Level 8 Bouncy House TO TAKE UP @Emily DH 's DUTIES.

NONE OF THIS WILL BE AN ISSUE, OF COURSE, IF WE FIND EMILY IN HER DORM ROOM.

UNTIL NEXT TIME,

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HELLO EVERYONE!

THE GGSMSSAEAPC HAS BEEN RUNNING INCREDIBLY SMOOTHLY THESE PAST TWO MONTHS.

@Anita Hairtie AND HER TEAM HAS BEEN DOING AWARD WINNING* RESEARCH ON THE STUDENTS OF PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL AND HAS BEEN KEEPING OUR CAMPUS SAFER THAN ANYTHING. ALL WHILE INVADING 0 PRIVACIES. NOT EVEN ONE PRIVACY HAS BEEN INVADED BY THIS AMAZING SAFETY TEAM.
I THINK IT IS SAFE TO SAY THAT OUR HISTORY OF PRIVACY INVASION HAS BEEN BURIED LONG AGO AND IS NOW FOLLOWED BY AN ERA OF THE MOST PRIVATE, RESPECTFUL ACTIVITY ANYONE CAN PHYSICALLY MUSTER.

@Medusa Oblongata IS EMPOWERING THE NEW STUDENT PRESS, THE INCORPORATED TIMES. IN FACT, THE @Bimpliboo RESEARCH DEPARTMENT FINDS THAT MEDUSA'S NEW STUDENT PRESS IS PERHAPS THE MOST EMPOWERED THING TO EVER EXIST EVER.

@EmilyDH IS AS ALWAYS RELIABLE AT KEEPING THE CAMPUS VERY PATROLLED. ON EMILY'S WATCH, WE BET THAT EVERY CORNER AND EDGE OF THE CAMPUS IS BEING PROPERLY WATCHED. NOTHING COULD GET PAST EMILY, NOT EVEN A COMPANY USING STUDENTS AS TEST SUBJECTS OR MANIPULATING THE INFORMATION STUDENTS RECEIVE. EMILY KEEPS A FAITHFUL WATCH TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR PRIVACIES ARE RESPECTED BY EVERYONE, INCLUDING US!
YES, THAT'S RIGHT! GROTTO G.S.M IS INCREDIBLY MORAL DUE TO THE POWER OF SELF POLICING!

@Level 8 Bouncy House ! MUST WE SAY MORE! THE LEVEL 8 BOUNCY HOUSE IS A GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING! THEIR ENDLESS SUPPORT AND WORK IS INVALUABLE TO TO THE GGSMSSSAEAPC!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
@Big Jim ALWAYS KEEPS THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF INVOLVEMENT IN THE SCHOOL TO MAKE SURE ALL STUDENTS ARE INCLUDED, EVEN THE STUDENTS THAT ARE PHYSICAL EMBODIMENT'S OF COMPANIES!
YES, STUDENTS AND STAFF, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! GROTTO G.S.M. INC. IS TAKING CORPORATE PERSONHOOD LITERALLY AND WE WILL BE HAVING PROXY STUDENT OR TWO ATTEND PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL THIS UPCOMING SEMESTER TO REPRESENT US!

BUT WE MUST FOLLOW THIS GOOD NEWS WITH SOME BAD NEWS.
SOMEHOW... AND UNFORTUNATELY STUDENT SUPERVISOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN HAS RESIGNED .
SHE HAS OFFICIALLY LEFT PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL AND HER FINAL MESSAGE WILL BE POSTED BELOW. OVERALL, WE JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT WE WELCOME THE NEW YEAR HOPING THE SUCCESS OF THE PAST YEAR WILL TAKE US INTO A SAFE, EMPOWERED, PATROLLED AND ABOVE ALL PRIVATE YEAR.

NOW ACHAVA'S MESSAGE:

Students, I have resigned from being the Student Supervisor. I hoped I could still support you from the inside, but I am sorry. If you need to contact me, you can no longer find me here on this journal, but instead you can call me at (1-555-555-5555) and ask for Room 14 at Mary Sue's Bed and Breakfast and Amateur Good Ass Barbecue and Foot Massage.
Good Luck, Lovelies

WITH A FOND FAREWELL TO FORMER STUDENT SUPERVISOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN, WE SIGN OFF.

THANK YOU,
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* AWARDS WON BY THE SAFETY TEAM INCLUDE THE:
"GROTTO G.S.M RESEARCH MERIT AWARD"
FROM GROTTO G.S.M. INC., NOV. 2018,
"really really good just awesome amounts of respect to privacy, like really good job award"
FROM @Bimpliboo RESEARCH DEPARTMENT, DEC. 2018

HELLO EVERYONE!
THE GGSMSSAEAPC HAS BEEN GOING BEAUTIFULLY!! HERE IS A MESSAGE FROM STUDENT SUPERVISOR PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN.

Hello Students,
@Anita Hairtie , thank you for your committed and strong leadership of the Safety Team. Your team's research on mentalities is ... simply groundbreaking and, well, chilling. Continued work in this area, as well as continued tuning, oiling, and feeding of the metal detectors is incredibly important.

Anita, besides the regular, you have a special assignment this week. You and your team need to track down a certain psychic lock picker. Our information tell's us she will be brilliant on your team.

@Medusa Oblongata , You have been doing wonderfully with empowerment, but your new assignment is instituting a well managed student press. You should appoint a teacher as an adviser, Editor in Chief, Several Editors for Academics, Sports, Ops, People, Blood Sports, and Magics, as well as a medium sized staff. I feel you are up to the task, but I will be able to help in whatever way you need.

@EmilyDH .... I... just....
Thank you for your service!

@Big Jim , You are really doing wonderful at student satisfaction. This week we would like you to arrange a mixer. It should have roller skating and rotisserie zombie and a Make-Your-Own-Shiv station, you know classic party stuff.

@The Level 8 Bouncy House has been doing a gorgeous job of managing files, eating children, taking notes, drinking blood and really keeping this whole operation in check. Please continue reigning your mystery and terror upon Psychic High School.

Thank You- Branigan

HOW WONDERFUL !!! ALL THIS SAFETY! AND EMPOWERMENT! AND PATROL!! HOW WONDERFUL!! GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!
IN OTHER NEWS, WE WILL HAVE A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT SOON!!!
LOOK OUT FOR THAT AND YOUR GGSMSSSAEAPC REPRESENTATIVES!!
THANK THE PEOPLE THAT ARE KEEPING YOU SAFE AND EMPOWERED AND PATROLLED.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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HELLO EVERYONE!

WE ARE EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE GROTTO G.S.M. SPONSORED STUDENT SAFETY AND EMPOWERMENT AND PATROL CLUB IS NOW UP AND RUNNING!
BELOW IS A LIST OF CLUB LEADERS AND OTHER IMPORTANT INFORMATION!
BEFORE THE LIST, WE WOULD JUST LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE. AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE ARE ALL HERE TOGETHER FOR STUDENTS, FOR SAFETY, FOR EMPOWERMENT AND FOR PATROL!

STUDENT SUPERVISOR- PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN
SAFETY LEADER- @Anita Hairtie
EMPOWERMENT LEADER- @Medusa Oblongata
PATROL LEADER- @EmilyDH
STUDENT SATISFACTION LEADER- @Big Jim
SECRETARY- @Level 8 Bouncy House

PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT POSITIONS WILL BE VOTED FOR IN MONDAY'S CLUB MEETING IN THE FLOATING AMPHITHEATER. SO IF YOU WANT TO RUN, MAKE SURE WRITE YOUR SPEECHES AND PRAY TO YOUR GODS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOME TOUGH COMPETITION!

SECTION LEADERS (SAFETY, EMPOWERMENT, PATROL) MUST REMEMBER TO DISTRIBUTE ASSIGNMENTS GIVEN BY PROF. BRANIGAN TO THEIR SECTIONS' CLUB MEMBERS BY THIS SATURDAY.

IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED IN BECOMING A PART OF THE CLUB, CONTACT STUDENT SUPERVISOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN FOR CLUB OPPORTUNITIES.

AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM OUR VERY OWN, PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN:

Hello Students
I am... I am simply ecstatic that our club is up and running. I can't wait to discover how we can promote "safety", "empowerment", and "patrol".
Anita, you and your team are in charge of setting up and maintaining metal detectors in front of the library and cafeterias due to the well know food and book rioting that has been happening int hose locations.
Medusa, your team need to distribute "A Good Student Listens" reading materials, as well as hang up posters and announcements. You can pick up the materials at the Headmasters office.
Emily, I am sorry, love. I wish you luck.
-Prof. Achava Branigan
GGSMSSSAEAPC Student Supervisor

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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HELLO EVERYONE!

JUST AS A FRIENDLY REMINDER, APPLICATIONS FOR THE GGSMSSSAEAPC ARE DUE TOMORROW! WE ARE INCREDIBLY EXCITED FOR THIS NEW AND FANTASTIC TEAM!! ONCE ALL APPLICATIONS ARE IN, WE WILL ANNOUNCE WHO WILL BE MOVING FORWARD TO THE INTERVIEWS!!
AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM PROFESSOR BRANIGAN:

Hello Students,
While I never imagined my PhD to be used to supervisor a "STUDENT SAFETY AND EMPOWERMENT AND PATROL CLUB", and even though when I received this new position I gave out deep sigh filling every corner of my being and then washing away with numbness and decay, I am incredibly excited to lead all of you into a year of "student safety" and "empowerment".
I am not only your "student safety" and "empowerment" coach, but I also will be teaching you about patrol and security. We will meet everyday, as your fifth period and discuss assignments and relevant topics.
While I most definitely will miss teaching, this club is... this club is just... it is just as fulfilling.... as teaching...
Yours,
Prof. Achava Branigan

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HELLO EVERYONE!
TODAY WE ARE ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE GGSMSSSAEAPC FROM ONE OF YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS, @Anita Hairtie ! CHECK OUT ANITA'S JOURNAL TO SEE HER QUESTIONS!!

@Anita Hairtie ,WE ARE EXCITED ABOUT YOUR INTEREST IN THE GGSMSSSAEAPC AND WOULD LOVE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS.

FIRST OF ALL, WE WOULD NEVER ENCOURAGE USE OF PRINTERS. AS YOU MOST LIKELY KNOW, USE OF PRINTERS WAS CLASSIFIED AS A WAR CRIME BY 1949 GENEVA CONVENTION DUE TO WIDESPREAD CHAOS AND TERROR PRINTERS CREATED IN THE 1949 INK BATTLES. WE WOULD NEVER ENDORSE THESE HORRIFYING DEVICES AND WE HOPE NO PSYCHIC HIGH STUDENT EVEN DABBLES IN THE DARK ART THAT IS PRINTERS.

YOU CAN GET A PAPER COPY OF THE APPLICATION FROM THE GROTTO G.S.M. UNDISCLOSED SECURITY OFFICES, BUT IF YOU CAN'T FIND THEM DUE TO THEIR UNDISCLOSED NATURE, YOU CAN JUST TURN A DIGITAL COPY IN ON YOUR JOURNAL.

NOW, ANITA, WE UNDERSTAND YOU ARE A PRIVATE STUDENT, WHO LIKES DOING THINGS PRIVATELY, BUT WE ASSURE YOU WE ARE COMPLETELY BENEVOLENT AND WE TREASURE YOUR PRIVACY.
SURE, MAYBE IN THE PAST WE HAVE BEEN A LITTLE SKETCHY, BUT WE ASSURE YOU,
YOUR PRIVACY IS COMPLETELY SAFE WHEN IT IS IN OUR POSSESSION.

YOU ARE COMPLETELY SAFE WHEN YOUR PRIVACY IS IN OUR POSSESSION.

YOU ARE COMPLETELY SAFE WHEN YOU'RE IN OUR POSSESSION.

WHAT IS PRIVACY? WHY HAVE IT WHEN YOU COULD HAVE SAFETY?

"WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU WITH MY PRIVACY?" YOU ASK
AND WE ASK IN REPLY, "WHY SHOULD WE TRUST YOU THAT YOUR PRIVACY IS WORTH KEEPING IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?"

WHAT IS SAFETY? THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.

WHAT IS PRIVACY? SOME MADE UP HIPPY-DIPPY CONCEPT MADE UP TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THEY ARE SAFE IN THEIR BUBBLES.

WELL GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE NOT SAFE IN YOUR BUBBLE. EVERYONE CAN SEE INTO YOUR BUBBLE AND THINKS YOUR JUST GROSS FOR SLEEPING IN THE NUDE AND NOT WASHING YOUR HANDS AFTER THE BATHROOM AND CRAVING FLESH PUPPETS OF YOUR EXS OUT OF RAW STEAKS AND THE
WORST OFFENSE... PUTTING TAPE OVER YOUR WEBCAM.

SO? WHAT DO YOU WANT? TO LET EVERYONE LOOK AT YOU? TO LET YOURSELF BE EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE, JUST WAITING FOR A SUDDEN AND INEVITABLE DEATH???
OR DO YOU WANT TO TRUST THE LOVING, CARING, SAFETY-GIVING GROTTO G.S.M INC.? IT'S YOUR DECISION, REALLY.

ANYWAYS!! WE HOPE THAT CLEAR UP YOUR QUESTIONS ANITA! WE ARE SO EXCITED FOR THE GGSMSSSAEAPC AND REMEMBER APPLICATIONS ARE DUE ON THE 15th (IN ELEVEN DAYS!!!)!!!

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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HELLO EVERYONE!!

HERE IS THE APPLICATION!
THEY ARE DUE SEPTEMBER 15TH....THIS YEAR...UH WHATEVER YEAR YOU LIVE IN IS FINE, JUST TURN THEM IN TO THE UNDISCLOSED GROTTO SECURITY OFFICERS AND HERE ON THE JOURNAL!

GGSMSSSAEAPC APPLICATION:

QUESTION ONE: IF YOU HAVE ONE, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, GRADE, AND/OR AGE?

QUESTION TWO: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SAFETY AND EMPOWERMENT?

QUESTION THREE: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDENTS?

QUESTION FOUR: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GROTTO GHOST MANAGEMENT INCORPORATED?

QUESTION FIVE: OH STAWWPP IT , YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO SWEET!! WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT GROTTO GHOST MANAGEMENT INCORPORATED?

QUESTION SIX: AWW YOU ARE TOO NICE! OMGGGG!! ARE YOU SURE??

QUESTION SEVEN: WHAT EXPERIENCE DO YOU HAVE IN LEADERSHIP, SECURITY, OBEYING ORDERS, OR IN COMPANY SPONSORED STUDENT SAFETY AND EMPOWERMENT AND PATROL CLUBS?

QUESTION EIGHT: WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE IN THE GGSMSSSAEAPC?

QUESTION NINE: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PASTEL COLORS?

QUESTION TEN: HAVE YOU EVER:
A) GIVEN US UP
B) LET US DOWN
C) RAN AROUND AND DESERTED US
C) MADE US CRY
D) SAID GOODBYE TO US
E) TOLD A LIE AND HURT US
F) SAID YOU WERE NEVER GONNA DO THE ABOVE

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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