Dear Diary,
Something happened today. Something weird, or I dunno, something ominous (?).
I know, I know, I am being vague, but...
I was in the Cafeteria and I was eating with @Cave Girl Claire , when I saw. . .
ugh I sound insane!!! ok ok I am going to say it.
I AM going to say it. (ew caps locks is disgusting)
ok, I will, I will say it.So, I was looking around for @Miranda Ashdove , who was going to eat with us, when I glanced towards to the lost and found section by the coat racks and. . .
and I saw this thing hanging up on one of the racks, it looked familiar for some reason and I thought "Oh, I should see if I know who owns this, so I can return it!"
I walked over and. . .

ugh i am reading too much into this
i just
UGH
ok wow that really is gross, I am not doing it again, like EVER
EWWW !!! ewwwwwwwwwwwww oh my god it is repuls....
ok ok sorry, I am
I am
distracting myself.
I just thought it was fake, it didn't think it was real, at least. . .
At least, It can't be real, sure it felt like that but . . .

it was a pastel rubber suit with a hazmat symbol.
a pastel hazmat suit, like the ones i saw, i mean i thought i saw at the imaginary graveyard
hanging up on a hanger, a custom hanger, on the lost and found coat rack.
why would ...
why would anyone have that?
why would would it oh my god oh my god i have to go
i have to go

THIS IS A MESSAGE FOR @Carol Song , FROM HER PROFESSOR A. BRANIGAN:

Hi Carol! I am sorry to hear that G-LUV isn't working out. Honestly, I think they are a little overrated, but this is what most radio today looks like. If you want to look at a fully organic or semi-organic station, or even an individualist station (These stations are full of freed robots, escaping their programming and building new lives for themselves).

I am thinking particularly about a Ciudad-Rusa Public Radio (sometimes spelled Ciudadrusa Public Radio), a semi-organic station, who have lots of opportunities.The Robot Empress Podcast, an individualist podcast, who are looking for a production assistant. While both would be a little outside of the curriculum, I think that this might be the direction you want to go in radio.

My roommate, Yekaterina Reina, who works at Ciudad-Rusa, who is always looking for "fresh meat" for the station, so it is nearly guaranteed you would get in. The Robot Central is hosted by two of my dear friends, Russe and Ville, it is a riskier option and definitly harder to get into, but I am willing to put a word in for you!

I am really sorry that you got stuck with G-LUV. I asked @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. to release a post telling students to talk to me, if they disliked their automated assignments for the intern assignment, but it looks like either they decided to go back to their censoring or everyone is too afraid to talk to me!

Anyways, Tell me what you are thinking and I can arrange it.

Thank you
Prof. A. Branigan

HELLO EVERYONE:
WE HAVE A MESSAGE FROM PROF. BRANIGAN :

@Klarya and @Carol Song , Thank you for turning in your work and your grades have been posted! I always love to hear the different perspectives from my students, as well as seeing students so engaged with the content.

As for you, @Klarya ,That is a great explanation and example of the Zarcadian Rhythm. I will definitely use it during class. If you are interested in mind rhythms, you should research gênant patterns. (A great explanation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeQLeQiRP4 )

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HELLO EVERYONE!!

WE HAVE TWO ANNOUNCEMENTS:
{i} WE NOW HAVE A TWITTER ( GROTTO_GSM_INC ).
{ii} WE NOW HAVE A NEW LOGO.
WHILE THE TWITTER IS MOSTLY OUT OF REQUIREMENT, THIS NEW LOGO IS A SYMBOLIC SHOW OF OUR NEW MISSION.

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HELLO EVERYONE!!
HERE ARE THE DETAILS FOR YOUR FIRST MAJOR PROJECT WRITTEN BY YOUR PROFESSOR:

Hello Students!
If you have been attending classes, you would know that we have been studying why molecular structure matters, when it comes to your finances. Your project is to either:
i. Complete a 500 word essay arguing either pro or con to the statement, "Adding more molecules to your own physical form is a moral and effective way to open yourself to new investment opportunities.
ii. Create a short five minute presentation or video on the adverse effects of molecule swapping.
-or-
iii. Create a scene with a partner illustrating the difference between molecule swapping and molecular sharing.
This project is due this Friday. You can turn in essays or scripts in your journal or in hard copy during class. Grades are based on the text (or video, slides, etc.) you create for the assignment. Not all students will present in class, for the sake of time, and will be picked randomly to present. If you would like to present, please contact me prior to the due date, so I can make sure you can.

Thank you
Professor Branigan

IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS ASK THEM WITH #DEARBRANIGAN ,SO WE CAN FORWARD THEM TO HER.

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HELLO EVERYONE!!

UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER HAS BEGUN WITH PROFESSOR A. BRANIGAN. IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW, BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING FOOLISH ( COUGH COUGH @Marble Sanders COUGH ) , THE CLASS HAS ALREADY BEGUN AND YOU SHOULD BE ATTENDING THE CLASS EACH DAY. TEXTBOOKS AND ALL CLASS MATERIALS HAVE ALREADY BEEN PASSED OUT IN CLASS. IF YOU ARE REGISTERED, IT WILL SHOW UP AS YOUR 5th PERIOD OR *8th PERIOD CLASS AND THAT IS WHEN YOU WILL ATTEND THE CLASS. THE FLOATING AMPHITHEATER I IS QUITE OBVIOUS, BUT IF YOU NEED HELP FINDING YOUR WAY PLEASE CONTACT @Big Jim , NOT US. SPECIAL ASSIGNMENTS OR NEWS IN THE CLASS WILL BE POSTED BY US.

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HELLO EVERYONE!!

@Marbles Sanders ALL LATE STUDENTS HAVE TO PAY A 100 DOLLAR FEE.

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HELLO EVERYONE!!

WE WOULD LIKE TO OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE OUR PARTNERSHIP WITH
THE @Bimpliboos !! WE HAVE RECENTLY TESTED THEM WITH THE TRANS-DIMENSIONAL BEDS, BUT NOW IT IS OFFICIAL, WE WILL BE WORKING WITH THE @Bimpliboos TO DEVELOP NEW AND INNOVATIVE TECHNOLOGY THAT WE CAN ALL BE PROUD OF!!

NOW CASUAL READERS, MOVE ALONG, BECAUSE THE FOLLOWING IS HEARTFELT AND IS FOR THE LOYAL CUSTOMER WE KNOW YOU ARE.

AT FIRST WE THOUGHT, "THERE IS NO NEED FOR ANNOUNCEMENT," BUT THEN WE REMEMBER THAT WE HAVE TURNED A NEW LEAF. WE ARE NO LONGER HIDING ANYTHING, EVEN A LITTLE PARTNERSHIP THAT IS 100 PERCENT LEGAL. THE NEW GROTTO G.S.M. INC. IS DEDICATED TO THREE THINGS:
1. THE CUSTOMER
2. THE CUSTOMER
AND 3. WRITING IN ALL CAPS AT ALL TIMES.
SO WHILE YOU MIGHT THINK THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS INSIGNIFICANT AND FOOLISH, IT IS PROOF THAT WE ARE STICKING TO OUR WORD AND VALUING THE CUSTOMER NOT JUST ONCE, BUT TWICE.

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HELLO EVERYONE!!

WELL, @Carol Song , YOU ARE TURNING OUT TO BE THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THE UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER CLASS , SINCE THE CLASS WAS INVENTED!! THIS PUBLICITY, WE MEAN, YOUR QUESTIONS ARE GREAT FOR SHOWING HOW GREAT THIS CLASS IS!!

TO RESPOND TO YOUR QUERY, WHILE MANY OF THE LOW BROW CLASSES ARE USING SOME OLD PROJECTION TRASH, WE ARE USING A STATE OF THE ART FLOATING AMPHITHEATER WITH SURROUND SOUND AND COZY SOFT FOAM CHAIRS. THIS CLASS IS NOT ONLY INCREDIBLY BENEFICIAL, BUT INCREDIBLY LUXURIOUS!!

AS A REMINDER TO ALL STUDENTS, THE START DATE FOR THIS CLASS IS THIS THURSDAY! THE LAST DAY YOU CAN APPLY FOR THIS CLASS IS THIS WEDNESDAY, SO IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS FANTASTIC AND VALUABLE CLASS, PLEASE APPLY BY TOMORROW!!


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HELLO EVERYONE!!
RECENTLY, @Carol Song , POSTED A JOURNAL ON THE NEWEST AND GREATEST CLASS CALLED UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER WITH PROF. A. BRANIGAN.

CONCERNING THE VALUE OF THIS CLASS, IT WILL MOST DEFINITE MAKE YOUR TRANSCRIPT LOOK EVEN MORE DELECTABLE TO ANY ADMISSION BOARD, BUT BEYOND THAT THIS CLASS HAS ENDLESS APPLICATIONS TO YOUR DAILY LIFE. AFTER ALL, YOU ARE THE MODERN WORKER.

THIS CLASS WILL NOT ONLY TEACH YOU ABOUT BUSINESS, BUT THE BUSINESS OF YOUR OWN LIFE. AS TODAY'S MODERN WORKER, YOU WILL FIND THAT YOU, AS A PERSON ARE A BRAND. YOU ADVERTISE YOUR INTERESTS AND BELIEFS ON SOCIAL MEDIA, YOU CRAFT PERFECTLY SELECTED SEGMENTS OF REALITY TO SEEN BY YOUR CLASSMATES IN YOUR JOURNALS, AND YOU WRITE ESSAYS AND PROJECTS TO PROJECT A CERTAIN IMAGE OF INTELLIGENCE AND SOPHISTICATION. UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER WILL ASSIST YOU IN WHATEVER CAREER PATH CHOOSE, WITH LESSONS ON FINANCE, GOAL MAKING, FINANCE MAKING, AND SO MUCH MORE.

THIS CLASS EVEN HAS A UNIT ON HOW TO PREP, COOK, AND PLATE YOUR TRANSCRIPT AND APPLICATION ESSAY TO MAKE THE TASTIEST, MOST MEMORABLE, AND/OR THE MOST EXCEPTIONAL MEAL THE ADMISSIONS BOARD HAS EVER TASTED.

FINALLY, IT APPEARS THERE HAS BEEN SOME CONFUSION ON WHAT GROTTO G.S.M. INC. IS.
WE ARE QUITE SIMPLY GROTTO GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT INCORPORATED. WHILE OUR INTERESTS HAVE BRANCHED OUT OF THE GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT OR THE GSM WORLD, PER SAY, WE ARE STILL MAINLY A GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT COMPANY.

WE ARE AKIN TO GOOGLE( PRE-WORLD DOMINATION). A TECH COMPANY CREATED BY MORTALS THAT HAS EXPANDED INTO A INNOVATION MACHINE WITH IT'S HANDS IN MANY COOKIE JARS. GOOGLE WENT FROM A SEARCH ENGINE TO CYBORG SENTIENT PLANETS WITH 100% WIFI CONNECTIVITY!

WHILE GOOGLE, THE SEARCH ENGINE THAT IS, IS NOW MOSTLY OBSOLETE, AND NOW THAT GOOGLE OWNS 50% OF EARTH'S LANDMASS, THEY ARE NO LONGER STILL BY THEIR FIRST PURPOSE, BUT WE GUARANTEE YOU, GROTTO G.S.M. INC. WILL FOREVER AND ALWAYS BE A GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT COMPANY, WITH LOYAL, BEAUTIFUL CUSTOMERS.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR THOUGHTS ON THIS COURSE, FEEL FREE TO CONTACT US.

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