Dear Diary,

So far, my internship on the Sadie Hawkins has been delightful. Each day the interns (myself, @Louis C. ,and
@Marni Saylor ) are assigned different jobs, which gives us more experience on the ship.

Today I have Aquarium Watch, which quite honestly is boring. Since the Sadie Hawkins transports live sharks, mutated waterghosts, jelly bears, grizzly fish and a cornucopia of other aquatic animals, someone has to make sure no of them wake up.
Of course they do put a spell over the animals, but occasionally they will wake up and tear the crew to shreds in a rampage of pure horror.

In other news,I have snuck my watermelon/Banana hybrid, Kaliningrad, on board. Apparently, strapping your pet onto your bed with dental floss, so you don't have to pay for a pet sitter is " cruel and wrong" and "Not a way to treat a living thing" . So, In will just have to hang out with me.

Happily,
Ava Elisabeth
INTERN
Zephyr Air Transport Inc.

I would like to apply for the internship.

Name: Ava Elisabeth

Previous Employment:

Santa's Shop of Horrors
3 months
June-August
In the year >*<

Discount Shadow and Demon
! year
Dec-Dec
1912

Mcdonalds
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Nonprofit/Chariety:

Demon Rights Watch
(D.R.W.)
Advocate and Volunteer
1 year

Exorsist without borders
(E.W.B.)
Volunteer Exorcist
1 eternity

Red Plus Sign
(R.P.S.)
Nurse
2 mega-annums

Essay Questions:

Q:1. Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, driffting through the wind, wanting to start again?
A: Most definetly.

Q:2. Is this the real life ? Is this just fantasy?
A: Yes and yes

Q:3. What is love?
A: BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE

Q:4.What are you weaknesses?
A: To be honest, butterflies, radioactive elephants, butter, elephants, pregnant elephants, and elephant with perms.

Q:5. How do you feel about planetary alignment?
A: I think that people shouldn't make such a big deal about this. Planets can do what they want.
Who cares if the sun has a goth phase and becomes a black hole. The sun can do what they want.
And why do people care so much about labeling pluto, like pluto is pluto.

I hope you will consider my application.
Thank you for you time.

@Miranda Ashdove
Sorry for not replying recently, I was walking to lunch when a couple bullies gave me a swirly down the hole of ethereal and infinite peace, but they lost grip of me and I fell INTO the hole of ethereal and infinite peace.
Which as you might guess, is very hard to climb out of.

How did your experiments go ? I boiled my blood stone till it created a creamy broth, I then gathered one cup basil, two teaspoons of minced garlic, and one pound ground turkey. I added the basil and garlic and let it simmer ,while that cooked, I cooked the turkey in a pan with demon butter, salt , and pepper. Then I folded the turkey into the broth to create a creamy sauce. I then cooked spiral pasta and poured the sauce over the noodles.

After eating a delicious plate of pasta , I soon experienced vision of a world where death and pain rule and happiness and joy is produced by hunks of plastic and metal with a computer chip inside, producing not calculations and information, but mindless games that produce only temporary happiness. A world where the mundane tasks and order are the only things people think of,where what the weather is matters more than then discrimination and conspiracy. It was a vision of the inexplicable terror that is our existence.I have been having these visions since the pasta and they produce undesirable and unexpected feelings that I would rather forget.

Anyways ,I also have been experiencing positive side effects of the pasta , such as a heightened sense of reality and well being, and the ability to cook five star meals without thought.

@Miranda Ashdove
I will definitely meet you, a blood stone circle would be awesome. As well as discussing the circle, we could do more experimentation with blood stones. I have an old blood stone diy kit ,that I got at Devil's Craft Store last Winter Break, that could be interesting to experiment with. What time would you like to meet up?

Dear Diary,

Today, I had symmetry class ,which is my least favourite class. sûwar çarşef, the teacher of symmetry, acts as if symmetry is an easy skill to master. He passes out worksheets on symmetry at the beginning of class , yaps for two hours about his Kurdish heritage and then tells when the worksheets are due! He doesn't even tell us how to summon symmetry or divide and multiply symmetry. I desperately need help with my symmetry homework, or I will certainly fail.

In other news, my blood stone is working great and
Fellow student, @Miranda Ashdove has also purchased a blood stone. Perhaps the school should have a blood stone circle or gathering, to promote the use of blood stones, which work well to amplify magic and powers as well student morale.

Clandestinely, Ava Elisabeth

Dear diary,

I went to the airdrop shop stop and I was pleasantly surprised. Not only did they have all the supplies I needed for my science project, but they had so many items I would never expect.

They had watermelon/Banana hybrid canned food, which is much more convenient and healthier than the regular diet of magnet snake meat I give my watermelon/Banana hybrid, Kaliningrad.

Along with the canned food, I was able to purchase lots of assorted underworld and Alien snacks that I have missed, since I have been attending Psychic High.
I got all my childhood favorites, Gummy devil horns, candied souls, moon dust, miniature dimensions, and, of course, gummi bears.

I was also able to pick up some new gadgets like a new time converter, paradox generator ( mine was getting a bit rusty), and the brand new, generation six blood stone.

I extremely happy with this trip and Zephyr Air Transport Inc. definitely hast future business.

Fervently, Ava Elisabeth

@The Sky Wolf

I will be heading over, as soon as I am out of class.

Strikingly, Ava Elisabeth

Dear @The Sky Wolf

Will there be Badminton turtle necks, gnome shell reactors, coconut sand, and platypus rockets?
I need these items for a science project on the difference between Photoshop and photosynthesis, and it is particularly difficult to get these items on campus and due to my P.H.S.S.S. (Psychic High Student security systems) ,a full body suit of armor which will electrocute me if I leave campus.


Abhorrently, Ava Elisabeth

Dear diary,

My first summer classes have been a blast. My favorite so far is Demon Summoning 101 and Manipulation and Lies 2. They are both very and informative and both have a good mix of lecture and hands on work. For example, In Demon Summoning 101 we take notes on demonstrations and we summon evil spirts of murder and death from the underworld as well. They are really great classes and I highly recommend them.

In other news, Kaliningrad has grown legs. They are quite awkward and look more like rotten sticks of flesh than legs, but they are really quite adorable. Of course, Kaliningrad doesn't really use them due to the oversized wings that are overly powerful and cute.

Schemingly, Ava Elisabeth

@Maben
I'm glad you had a good dream.
Wishing good luck , psychic control, and happiness against the existential nightmare that is our existence.

Genuinely, Ava Elisabeth