Chrissy McMuffin

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8/20/2016 5:24pm

Hey so now my hair is going totally crazy like full time and is always pulling pulling pulling to the south and the only thing I can do is let it take me where it wants. And guess what? It wants to be at that magic castle or whatever ALL THE TIME but I can't do that so have a deal. It's kind of like how Siamese Twins must do it when one of the twins wants to go on a date but the person they are dating doesn't have a twin or even a friend so the other Siamese Twin just has to go along for the ride?

So we go there but don't have to wait in line in the front we take the other entrance in the back and it's called Murmurs or something and my hair gets busy serving up customers. There's a lot of scooping and handing over stuff my hair is like an octopus and curls its curls like tentacles so it's real handy. I don't really pay much attention and am just on my phone the whole time.

I do notice a lot of other old guys behind the counter who sneeze a lot and really it's kind of gross but it doesn't seem to hurt business because there always seems to be line of black robes coming out the front.

I hope this is just a phase and something my hair will get over soon.

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8/12/2016 2:09pm

Hey so what is that big church bell tower in the woods it was ringing and ringing and I couldn't control my big hair but what else is new but what is new is that my hair started to control me! It started pulling and pulling at me even though I was having a very nice time talking to @Crystal in the cafeteria but had to leave and she probably thought I was very rude for leaving her that way. Anyway my hair pulled and pulled me into the woods and even though it was on a trail I was stumbling over roots and sticks and my hair was yanking and yanking until we got to some clearing and there was a tall tower and the bell was tolling and of course all I could think about was for whom does that bell toll because there were many creepy people in robes walking in a line into the tower and I could tell my hair wanted me to go that way too but I was totally not doing that so I was hugging on a big tree but my hair was pulling and it hurt a lot but then suddenly the bell stopped and my hair stopped pulling me and I could control it again and let me tell you I had a very stern talking to with that hair.

But the bell stopped ringing because there was no more tower or creeps in robes because it all disappeared. The clearing was empty tho I could probably find it again. Or if we asked my hair nicely it might take us but what I am afraid of is what happens if that bell starts ringing again? Is this the bell that you are hearing @crystal five or that is taking your powers away @Luna I think maybe it is. I think I will start wearing a hat and maybe then my hair won't hear that scary bell if it comes back.

8/11/2016 2:09pm

I have big hair that is so big I had to come to Psyhigh because it was out of hand and could not be controlled by my peers or my teachers or even the principal at my old school even though he had super powers but they were not psychic they were more classic super hero stuff like invulnerability I think they were alien based or maybe radiation exposure and not psychic or even magically based so me and my hair had to come to this school because it has much better facilities and programs for Hair-Psys like me.

So if you are in the cafeteria and you find a hair in your soup I take full responsibility. Or hairs on your nice black sweater that is likely me too. But the hairs that creep out into the pond and steal goldfish no uh uh I don't no anything about them no siree.

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