Dear Diary,

It is much more comfortable on The @Level 8 Bouncy House than I thought.
It has a face I think. It is kind of dark out so I can't tell.
I tried talking to them.
I said, "Can you please slow down?"
And they did.
I said, "Do you have a name?"
They said nothing.
I said, "Where are we going?"
They said nothing.
When we went slower, it became more scenic. The trees rustle making sweet music and the rain patters quietly. The wind is only a stronger breeze. It is only a little cold.
We are going through some hills, I think.
I am going to try and sleep. My brain feels like it went through a paper shredder.
I will write more later.

Comfortable but Apprehensive,
Ava Elisabeth

Dear Diary,
I don't know what is happening.

I tried to feel and hear, but I already am.
This hurts, behind my eyes.
I am on the back of a vinyl, airy structure; it looks like a . . . castle? We are moving really fast past aspen trees, lots of them.
It is really windy and the rain is fierce, or maybe that is because of how fast we are moving.
ok, I want to know what this is.
I am sitting up.
The sides are covered in mesh (?!) and . . .
oh
oh my god, I am on the @Level 8 Bouncy House

I will. . .

I will write later.

Fearful,
Ava Elisabeth

Dear Diary,

i am sick today. It is like a light pink or maybe other pastel colors?
I don't know,
My mind is fuzzy right now.
I haven't seen @EmilyDH in a while. What if Em doesn't exist? That would be funny.

Did I forget to hear today?
I saw and smelt and tasted.
I forgot to feel too.
I think I am going to go do that
love,
inturnohateforteanah
hahaaha

Dear @Harmony Rose ,

I have dealt with time loops in the past and the best method is The Anthill Method, which is just getting someone else to pull you out of the time loop. This is the best due to it's resistance to soul fragmentation.
In 2076, 9048 and 1546, experiments found that risk of soul fragmentation was 1.8% in The Anthill Method versus Hexing (10.6% risk rate), or the more popular Mitski-Laurens Method (30% risk rate)
Anyways, If you could give me some directions to where you were or were you last were, I will gladly pull you out! Either way, good luck.

Charitably,
Ava Elisabeth

Dear Diary,

School has been great lately!! I haven't seen @EmilyDH , since they moved in, but it is still fun knowing I have roommate, even if it is a little lonely. My new favorite class is History of Language. We are studying patterns of systematic emotional repression in the speech of Americans and it's effect on the world at large. It is quite fantastic!!

I have something I am a little worried about. I was hanging up my reproduction of Glow of Hope by Sawlaram Haldankar and I needed another nail. So I looked in the junk drawer in my desk and then in Em's and, well, I found little box with the new @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. logo on it. Of course I did not open it, but why would Em have that? It is not old, because it has a logo that was released just yesterday and Em must have been here to put it in her desk somehow yesterday, but I never saw them in the room...

I don't know. It is probably nothing, but I haven't seen Em in a while and it makes me worry that an associate of @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. might be putting things in our room or ... or worse. I am sure it is nothing, I am a worrier after all.

In some good news, I found a soda machine at the Student-Teacher Donation Center for Trinkets, Trashits, and Assorted Goods and retrofitted it it to dispense food for In, so I don't have to go home to feed them anymore.

Smoothly,
Ava Elisabeth

Dear Diary,

Today I was helping @EmilyDH move in to our dorm!! Em (I already have a nickname !!!) had to leave halfway to go back home, but it was still super fun! We put up the beds and set up everything in our room. Luckily, Em and In (my carnivorous watermelon/Banana named Kalingrad (nicknamed In) ) got along really well! I am sooooooo excited to spend this school year with a dorm mate. Last year, mine never even showed up :( .

There was just this one thing. I kept putting stuff away, after Em left, and I found something. It was a @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. intern name tag. Which isn't weird or anything, I have one too, but on the corner of mine it says deactivated and revoked, on Em's it says active and decorated.

Which I am sure is just a issue on the part of @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. , but, I dunno, that logo is giving me bad vibes lately. It's probably nothing though!! Em gives me totally chill vibes overall, so it is prob just an error in the ghost servers.

Anyways!! My new classes are the best!! My favorite so far is the classic How to Build an Empire 101. Ms. Lindon, the teacher, has built a ttttoooonnnnn of empires, and she can actually give us real expertise on the subject. I took the same course in fifth grade, but it was sorely lacking. Our finals were a mini conquering and pillaging game with the classmates, and while actual murder was allowed, the teacher was so insufficient that most of us just stood around crying or eating paste. Oh memories!!

In other news, I am selling fully knitted outfits on etsy and (drum roll, please) I got them approved for the school uniform!!! So, if you want cool new uniform (albeit a heavy, sweaty and completely wool uniform) warm outfit for this school year feel free to check out my etsy store!!!

Happily and Cautiously,
Ava Elisabeth

Dear @EmilyDH ,

I would love to have you as a roommate!!! Don't worry about the memory thing, I have that too!! Oddly enough, you seem familiar to me, as well. Maybe we went on the same relaxing vacation?!! OR we are long lost twin sisters !!!! Well, probably not the second one, but still, it has to be like destiny or something.

I also might have something to help you to keep school a secret.I happen to have a galactic key and I could possibly form a pocket universe around your house with it. It would allow you to attend Psychic High, but also allow your family to move in and out of their home and still be able to attend outside events.

I am total nerd about galactic keys, so I just hhhaaaveee to explain this. You could decrease the time speed ratio 50/100, which would give around 12-15 hours of time out of the house, while only being physically away for a equivalent 10-30 minutes, but the really great thing about galactic keys is that they will adapt to the family's event schedule and allow them to come in and out of the universe for work and school and etc. with near exact match up with the surrounding time speed ratio. IT IS JUST SOOO COOL!!!!

Anyways, If you have any questions, I will totally answer them! Oh, and btw I have a Carnivorous watermelon/Banana hybrid, so if you are allergic or something, then I can find another roommate.

Cordially,
Ava Elisabeth

oooopppss! Sorry, I spelt @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. 's name wrong. I know how particular they are about their name!!

apologetic,
Ava Elisabeth

Hi everyone!!
I haven't been posting lately, or attending classes, I guess. Honestly, I can't entirely remember what I have been doing for quite a while. APPPPARRENTTTLY, I worked, as a intern with @grOTTO G.S.M. INC and some sort flying ship thing(?), as well as going to through some sort of freaky cave situation, I don't even know, I bet I was probably just taking a relaxing vacation.

Anyways!!! I have moved back to my old dorm and I am getting back to school as usual. There are a ttttooooonnn of new classes that I have never heard of, actually interested in this new fangled class UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER. I don't know, it seems kinda cool! Okay, I am kind of getting off topic, what I am trying to say is that I am looking for a roommate!!!

The requirements include a kind heart and a tolerance for pets. As many of you know, my pet Kalingrad, is a little feisty. Anyways, If you are interested, please let me know!!!

Love,
Ava Elisabeth

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