Dear Diary,

I am back from my summer vacation. Coincidently, after I came back from Mexico, my parental units told me we were going to Mexico for Vacation.

We had a pretty fun time exploring the caves filled with elves that only speak russian and the bottomless pits that were filled with Ukrainian food like Borsch, which while old and rotted,was still delicious.

Sadly , I had to leave Kaliningrad behind, and I sent little In to St. Peter's Boarding House for carnivorous Banana watermelon hybrids. From what I heard from the staff it seems like In had a fun time. In ate several horse and possessed cows and sheep. It almost seems like Kaliningrad had more fun than I did.

Although vacation was fun, I am excited to begin summer classes.

Earnestly, Ava Elisabeth

Dear Diary,

I am back from Mexico!! I sold some glow in the dark stickers in Mexico and earned enough money to solve my watermelon/Banana hybrid problem. I have used the most obvious solution,and I have purchased a containment faciltiy with 10 feet thick lead walls.

Ava Elisabeth

Dear @Miranda Ashdove

Thanks for adopting one of the watermelon/Banana hybrids , hopefully, I will soon be able to return to Psychic High.

Ava Elisabeth

Have you been wanting a carnivorous plant? Have you ever though of getting a carnivorous plant? Do you feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind? Well then I have just the thing for you !! A Carnivorous watermelon/Banana hybrid will meet all your needs.
They will provide companionship and get rid of pesks like neighbours, rats and humans. They are very cute and they have very undemanding dietary requirements.
If you want an adorable little watermelon/Banana hybrid then stop by my dorm and take one for absolutely FREE !!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1
Supplies are limited so hurry down to my dorm room to pick up your very own, one of a kind watermelon/Banana hybrid.

Ps currently they are forming a plan to overthrow the universe and become supreme rulers , so please hurry ;)

Dear Diary ,

Mexico is wonderful!! It so warm and doesn't smell like my dorms constant stench of worms.
The only problem I've experienced is that I only have Thai bahts, which apparently don't work in countries that are not Thailand. Weird, right?
Since 1 Thai baht only equals .5 pesos, which means I only have .25 pesos, because I sold my shoes.
Thank you @xiirth for taking some of the watermelon/Banana hybrids. The names you chose are adorable and I hope they don't eat your rugs and stuff. If anyone would like a watermelon/ Banana hybrid you can take one.

Ava Elisabeth

Dear Diary,

I currently am sitting in my closet hiding from Kaliningrad's babies. It turns out that 12 watermelon/Banana hybrids are much stronger than one person. @xiirth or anyone else wants any of them feel free to come and get them. Even though they are adorable and soooooooooooooo cute , they are also carnivorous and often form gangs and drug cartels. I will be fleeing to Mexico for a couple days until they are all adopted.

Ava Elisabeth

Dear Diary,

Today I went to history class and learned about the French Revolution. It was super boring because everyone knows that the French Revolution occurred because of an outbreak of zombies and all the people of France enslaved them to create the current government in France.

Anyways, lately I've been feeling a little under the weather. My nose has become a shade of yellow and my toes are a greenish blue color. It's probably nothing.

In cuter news , Kaliningrad (my carnivorous watermelon/Banana hybrid) has given birth !!! Last night Kaliningrad began to ooze a pink liquid and then twelve little carnivorous watermelon/Banana hybrids popped up and began to eat everything in sight ! They are sooo adorable!!

Ava Elisabeth

Dear Diary,

Yesterday, Kaliningrad (my carnivorous watermelon/banana plant) and I went to science class.
It was so fun !
We did an experiment where we mixed the souls of infidels with an alka seltzer.
It produced a foam that had pockets of gas and screams.
Some of it dripped on Kaliningrad and now my little watermelon/Banana can mimic any noise humanly or non humanly possible.

Science is cool!!!

Ava Elisabeth

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Welcome to Physic High!

Dear Diary,

Today I had my first day of choir! We will be singing several Christmas carols for the spring concert!
We are singing "I have a little dreidel" the most important Christmas Carol, "Rudolph the creepy old guy" and "The Shadow Witch Song "

Hope I see one of you at my concert

Ava Elisabeth