UWAH! So much has been happening! Nobody in Claude's body, escaped the room a while ago. I tried to go after her, but the world keeps flashing when I turn invisible. It is the same...but different. It is very strange. Claude in Eralonia's body went after her instead.
After he left, we heard @Deadeye shuffle past the room muttering about "damn projections" and "quotas to fill" and had to prevent Atlantica from running after him.

Ah, yes! Atlantica and Pacifica switched bodies as well. They are talking now. It is just like in an anime! "Scilph, can you hand me that slice of cold pizza?" Sure, Eralonia, is it for the potion? "No. I am hungry." *sigh* It is so odd looking at my body from someone else's point of view.
We have been working on the potion so that everyone can switch back to their original body. Hopefully we will be done soon. All we need now is to find Claude and Nobody.
I wonder where she went?
*Claude stumbles through the door with Nobody trailing behind, wearing a 'ban the boxes' band* =~Feh. She went to the ice cream social. Thankfully she hadn't eaten any sprinkles yet.~=
>=EGALITE!
FRETERNITE!
SPRINKLES!=<
Uwah! I can understand catspeak in this body. How strange.
"Well, now that everyone is here, we can finish the potion and try this again."

*click*

Ghiusx ghiidd vidc kc Cclsjes
Fvbjhf gf's ihdsstvhjifv vvvvvvvvvvvvfffddddd

*electric cackle* *muffled shouting* Isn't there a recoding option for this damn contraption?! How do you even work with thumbs anyway!? *meowing* What? *more meowing* Oh.

Hi. This is Claude. Nobody's "potion of restoration" went wrong. Of course. *quieter* Hey Nobody! Did you know you could do air quotes with these hands?! This is soo weird. *sound of arms being waved* *sarcastic meowing* Right. *throat clearing* *throat clearing again* That's a weird sound! It's like purring... But not!! *meowing* I am not acting like an idiot! YOU'RE the idiot. As I was saying, little Miss Kitty here figured that whatever godforsaken ingredient she'd forgotten could be substituted with extra dragon scales, and everything would turn out just peachy. It didn't. *whining meows* Oh yeah, your potion worked alright. Turned my fur RIGHT back to its original (gorgeous) colour. Everything's just DANDY if you ignore the fact that I am trapped in your sugar-addicted body, and you're stuck in mine!!! *tentative meowing* NO, you cannot have "emergency stress sprinkles"! *crashes and hissing are heard in the background* Oops... Walking around on two legs is insane. I don't know how Eralonia does it. It just doesn't feel...right to me. *snickering meows* You don't look so wonderful either. Staggering around on my paws like you've had too much hot milk.

Anyway, we're going to try and remake the "potion of restoration" only this time with the forgotten ingredient, the correct number of dragon scales, and Nobody's toe nail clippings *shudder* and try to press life's "undo" button. Thankfully the potion doesn't have to be consumed. We might possibly need some help gathering ingredients, though, as neither of us is quick on our paws, if you know what I mean, and Nobody's invisiblity is going haywire. I don't know how she controls this! Honestly, it's whacked.

But as I was saying, Nobody is hoping that we'll be able to switch back before Sunday, because she wanted to go to the Ghost Ice Cream Social "in case @Deadeye tries anything". But we all know it's because there will be free sprinkles. *meowing* Whatever. Personally, I want to switch back by Sunday too, because if we don't, I'll have to deal with Mattie. @Pacifica is fine, especially because she watches my favorite movies, like "GMOs and how they destroyed the world; a documentary from the year 3170", and "a brief history of every war and battle ever fought, and the names of all the dead" (that's a long one), but I don't think I could deal with Mattie while stuck in a human's body. Not to mention, that if we don't switch soon, Nobody will probably eat sprinkles, and-- *chewing sounds are heard* WHAT ARE YOU EATING?! *garbled meows* THOSE ARE POISONOUS TO CATS YOU IDIOT! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO EAT NEXT, CHOCOLATE??! *mews* YOU. DID. NOT! GAHHHH!

HOW DO YOU SHUT THIS STUPID THING OFF, ANYWA--
*click*

POTION OF RESTORATION

Ingredients

• One cauldron of boiling water

• 5 cups of Hydrogen Chloride

• 2 teaspoons of paprika

• 3 destroyed dreams

• 6 parts mongoose whiskers

• 1 cup of potato salad

• 3 tears of a newborn puppy

• A hair of an innocent

• Toe nail clippings of the Original Spell Caster

• 1 Slice of cold left over pizza

• 7 Dragon scales

• 34 Lizard teeth

• 5/8 of a soul

-something else I can't remember

Most of this I can get from the potions lab, and I can probably get extra credit in Invisibility Stealth II for getting the hair (from @*Atlantica*, maybe?) and toenail clippings (from @Matching by Mattie) unnoticed. @Kristopher might have some spare lizard teeth he can give me. Maybe. The only problem will be finding potato salad.

I'm off to gather ingredients. I'll store it all in an empty classroom though, so I don't bother @Pacifica. Or anyone else.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
I don't understand what all the fuss about ghosts is all about. I mean, sure there's a few murderous vengeful spirits floating around, but most of those keep to themselves. Mostly. In fact, all the ghosts I know are quite friendly, and good people. Spirits. People? People. Like @Morris. And Penelope, who seems to have died a dastardly death several times. And then there's William, who speaks in iambic pentameter, but he's always fun to be around. Oh, and Stacy who's a sweetheart and would never purposely hurt/eat a soul. Even the ghost in my closet at home was alright. He even sends me letters on the holidays. Incomprehensible letters smelling of rotting tuna. But still.

And then there's the fact that whenever "professional" ghost hunter companies "investigate" a building, freelance ghost-removal amateurs move in. And while most "proffesionals" recognize a real ghost when they see one, amateurs do not, and assume that all objects that seem to be moving by themselves are caused by ghosts. And long stories short, I have had several unpleasant run-ins with ghost hunters. Nothing has happened YET, but I don't trust this @Deadeye person. He reminds me of someone. Someone...dark. I can't remember who, but I will. I think. And any "professional" ghost hunter/trapper services of any worth should be able to set traps that distinguish between friendly and unfriendly ghosts. I should like to see proof that Calhoun Myseteries LLC was truly hired by Psyhigh; this is a safe space for all people in all walks of life (and death). And I stand with @Nate Sun and Morris to have the Boxes removed.

In other news, S-Al threw this book at me today; it's an ancient text bound in harpy skin and written in blood. It's quite disgusting. And disturbing. And it left a horrid stain on my clothes where it hit me. But there are a few none existent pages I can see only when I'm invisible, and I think that there's a recipe/spell on one of these that could help Claude with his fur issues. I'm not entirely sure, because it's written in Atlantian, and it's rather hard to decipher, but I think if I just squint a little bit more, and eat another jar of Punk Rock and S'mores flavored sprinkles... I should be able... To read this... I will post my progress later.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
Did you know that classes start this week? I had no idea, until @Pacifica told me. She's been really nice about reminding me about things. Like what day it is, or where I am. Or how to get places, and what year it is. She has all sorts of memory tricks, and I've even memorized my schedule! In the mornings I have Invisibility Stealth Training II (apparently I took Invisibility Stealth Training I last year), Force Field Basics, AP Tarot Card Reading, Fourth Hour Lunch, and then I spend afternoons training with Flora. I even remember where most of my classes are and how to get there! I'm kind of enjoying this temporary roomie swap, last night was the first night in a while that I was able to sleep soundly without worrying about waking up covered in experimental makeup. I'm not sure @*Atlantica* feels the same way about the swap though. She stopped screaming at about eight thirty, when Mattie suggested they do facials, but she hasn't said a word to me or Pacifica since. I hope she isn't too mad at us. Although, her last words were something about revenge and ice cream. For that matter, I'm not sure how Mattie feels about the swap, either. But, I mean, the swap isn't permanent, just for a few more days.

In other news, Claude is still green with purple polka dots. He's been staying inside because he's ashamed to let anyone see him like this, but I think he looks ok. *complaining meowing is heard* Honestly, its not that bad. You look...um... Pretty? And we...umm... match? *more meowing* I know, I know, I'm going as soon as I finish typing this. We removed the nail polish, but we haven't been able to get the dye out by washing, so Claude wants me to go to S-Al to research ways of getting his natural colour back. I even remember how to get there on my own! Which is good, because Claude refuses to leave the room to guide me places. Eralonia came by a while ago to check on Claude, but I had to send her away. She was wearing a cute flower patterned dress with little birds amongst the flowers. I even remember details now! Like, umm... uh.... Never mind. But still.

I forgot to bring more than twenty jars of sprinkles with me when we did the swap, so maybe I'll grab some from the vending machine on my way to S-Al. It should be safe now that every last pixie is gone. Right?

Farewell for now,
Nobody

@Pacifica, perhaps I could be your roommate and @*Atlantica* could be @Matching by Mattie's? Just for a couple days to give you a break? I don't like the sound of nail cutting either; the ghost in my closet at home used to imitate that sound for hours on end just as I would start to fall asleep. It also reeked of dead fish, but that's beside the point.

Maybe we could both use a little break from our current roommates. Not that I have anything against Mattie, and I appreciate her taking me in in my time of need like she did, but she's been a little...antsy since her business was shutdown, and, well, long story short, Claude's fur colour now matches my green and purple spotted hair, and his claws are painted purple. He's not particularly happy about it (he keeps lamenting the loss of his "gorgeous cream colored locks", his "dignity", and the cute orangey stripes he used to have on his tail and ears, as well as plotting revenge against Mattie), and if we did do the temporary roommate swap thingy, I hope you wouldn't mind Claude and Claudette coming with me. Claudette rarely burns things to the ground now, and she's started sleeping outside, anyway. But still. Also, I'm afraid that if we stay in the same room as Mattie for much longer, Claude's going to do something in retribution.

Not to mention that Atlantica and Mattie get along quite well.

It's just a thought.

Farewell for now,
Nobod

Dear Somebody,
THEY'RE BACK!!! THEY SURVIVED! Not that I had any doubts that they...th- th- *yawn* they would.

Mattie has been relating the adventure to me for the past half hour or so, since the return of the S.S.S. How the group's presence was revealed by a bumbling member of the group, how the plan fell to peices, and only she, Mattie, saved the day (night) by her acts of heroics and her beauty. How when all seemed lost, and the pixies' fashion tastes disastrous, she stepped in and used her fantastic subliminal messaging skillz to convince the Pixie King to let them go. Although how she did this when pixies are immune to most psychic powers and manipulation (I found out the hard way that pixies can see me perfectly fine, even when I'm invisible) is *yawn* beyond me. Frankly, I'm not quite sure just how accurate her telling of the tale is. At least I can go to sleep now that everyone is back safely and the pixies are gone. The last of the pixies left at about 3 minutes to midnight, actually, leaving all the tortured students to return to their destroyed rooms in a daze, but I still found it hard to sleep without knowing if everyone was ok. So I stayed up with Flora, and she and I helped heal everyone when they returned. Most everyone, even those with fae blood, had scratches, bruises, and glittery pixie bites. @Scilph and Mattie especially. And @Gretel needed some soothing honey tea for her throat from singing so much. Maybe someone will fill me in on the real events in the...m-m-morning. *Yawn*

I'm going to go to sleep now, but before I do, @Pineapple Head, you said that I would "make fun of" your "points" and "say that pineapple heads eat minnows". I will do no such thing, as this seems as though it would be very rude. I think.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
@*Atlantica* did not have any cupcakes for once, but she did offer to make me some, and showed me her new "sparkly bestie for ever and ever" (SBFEE) who turned out to be a pixie. Which explains a lot. I've forgotten what it explains, but I know it explains something. Her arms were covered with tiny bite marks that glittered with what looked like pixie poison. When I asked how'd she gotten them, she decided to show me, which resulted in chaos; she opened the door to the high security pixie prison, er, doll house, to hug "Shatter the Biter" (or Scintillula), which seemed to be what he was waiting for. As soon as he was out, he /screamed/, and startled Atlantica into letting him go. He then flew out of the room, breaking everything as he went, and several other pixies flew into the room, also breaking things, and long story short, I am now hiding out invisible on the ceiling in an attempt to hide from the pixies. I'm pretty sure I saw @Gretel up here a few minutes ago; she had two pixies hanging onto her ears. I think Atlantica is still running around trying to catch them all. I tried to stop her, and I healed her pixie bites, but she just ran out of the room and seemed disappointed that the "sparkle" was gone.
*cat screeching is heard in the background*
Oh dear. They've found Claude. I better go rescue him before Claudette starts eating pixies.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
School schedules have been handed out, and my classes include, uh... They include...ummm...Fi....um... I can't remember. Oh well. Claude will just take me to classes like last year. He remembers everything. I think. Anyway, I look forward to classes. Or have they already started? I can't remember.

In other news, I can't find my keys. Or my sprinkles. Or anything. Things keep going missing and turning up in weird places, and items keep breaking. Two of the lamps in our room have broken, and Mattie thinks it's my fault. Maybe it is and I've just forgotten. But still. I also keep seeing flashes of light out of the corner of my eye, and I keep thinking I hear tinkly but slightly malicious laughter; Claude keeps looking at Nothing and hissing. Then again, he always does that. But still. The floor is also covered in sparkly glitter that smells like the forest, but as soon as I touch it, it disappears. It's really weird.

I think other students are having trouble as well. I saw this one girl run by in the hallway with her hair so terribly knotted that there were several broken pairs of scissors and a handsaw stuck in it. And another kid had his shoes tied together, and he tripped and knocked over 10 people.

Normally I'd talk to @Walls and maybe play a board game with him, but he's still sleeping/hibernating because their still working on S-Al. I think they had to stop construction because all the workers had concussions from flying books. There's Kristopher, but @Kristopher is still learning how to play 10 dimensional chess and Claudette keeps trying to eat his lizards. Maybe I'll go visit @Atlantica and see if she has any cupcakes. She always puts lots of sprinkles on them. *trips over nothing on the way to the door and a decorative table across the room breaks* "OMG Nobody! Stop, like, breaking all my stuff. Like, RU-DAH!" *sigh* I hope whatever-it-is stops soon. I heard someone say the snack machine has started attacking people- and that's where I get some of my sprinkles from!

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear, um, Mattie(?),
Umm... You... Don't need...uh..um...uh......ummm ....er.... *swallows a whole jar of sprinkles* Makeup! You don't need makeup to be beautiful. I think. Sure makeup is ok to extenuate your features, and compliment certain parts of your...uh...um... Face. But it's not ok to hide behind, to make a mask that hides your features and what you really look like. It's not ok to use makeup to cover up natural beauty because you think it's not...good enough. Or not popular (enough?). We all go through times of self doubt, when we find the face in the mirror...ugly. Or not how we want to look like. But just just because we see ugliness when our eyes are blinded with self doubt, doesn't mean that we really are ugly. No one is truly "ugly". We are each perfect and unique. Beautiful and gorgeous in our own special ways. And personality is just as important. You have a kind, heart, and...uh... A kind heart. But still. A very kind heart. You're a wonderful person and have great character even without makeup. And...You are just as, um...fashionable? Without makeup as you are with it. More so. In fact... Au naturale is really IN right now! Yeah!! Sure! That's what all the gorgeous popular, uh, fashionable... FAMOUS MATCHMAKERS are doing right now. Yeah! It's really trendy. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it. EVERY one who's ANY one is taking off their makeup and strutting their stuff! I think. Yeah. A TRUE fashionista-matchmaker-popular girl-future homecoming/prom Queen-person looks great without makeup and is proud to show it! You are no exception. Don't be "out"! Be "in"! IN style, that is! With our new makeup removal products, designed specifically for YOU! YES, YOU! Come try YOUR unique product used by famous people, like...uh... That Guy, for FREE! FOR. FREE. Show off your natural beauty! And stuff. *eats another jar of sprinkles and collapses against a wall in exhaustion*