@Pineapple Head is going on the field trip because @Pineapple Head is all about THE THEATER.

@Ricky McRibbons says I have special talent. Some people think pineapple heads are too "one note," and we are not good character actors, but Ricky says there are lots of great roles I'd be perfect for. Like Poomba in The Lion King. Or Amphiaraus in Seven Against Thebes. Plus, they're doing That Night in Rio this spring, and can you guess which pineapple head they're considering for the role of Carmen?

My mother, Linda, has taken a special interest in my theater career and is acting as my manager. Plus, she'll be a chaparone on the field trip. She is also still president of the PTSA even after she was attacked by that nasty Elsa and her friend @Rainbow Tracie, so she knows how to keep this campus SAFE. That's what pineapple head moms do.

Pineapple Head is NOT pointless any more. All of my points grew back out of my head and this time I am being very careful with my points though sometimes I still accidentally poke other students in the halls when I emerge from Psychic Fruit Salad class.

But ooooo that pointless site burns me up! What if there was a site about you that wasn't true, @Alex3798, saying that you didn't have points but of course you did because there they are big and green and growing right out of your head?

People say that Pineapple Heads can't take a joke but that's not true. I leave comments on that site all the time but they never show up. But they should at least change the picture of me to one with my points.

@Pineapple Head is normal too. Everybody says pineapple heads are freaks, @Jazdin, that they are "different" and "strange" just because our heads are tall and have big pointy green leaves growing out of them and our faces are rough and brown and spikey and we bruise easily after we're ripe and ooze juices and attract yellow jackets and wasps and when we swing at them with our spaghetti spoons we miss and hit other people in their eyes.

But everybody is wrong, @Jazdin, because I am just as normal as @Jasmine.

Do you like yellow jackets?

I shouldn't have sat in the Ice Cream Throne. I admit it. I was poked and cut into and students tried to cut out my eyes but I mean like how a potato has eyes and not my giant googly real eyes that I see through.

It was a very sobering experience. Students thought I was a condiment.

I made a big mess and crawled out of the Ice Cream Throne and back to the showers and put band aids all over my body. What was I thinking? I think @Victoria S.'s special fertilizer had a bunch of steroids or psychoactive ingredients or something and now that I'm out of her room I'm going back to my dorm room to sleep. I've missed the first week of school, trapped in her room with Whippy and Banana Bernice and the Apple-Nut Twins drinking on that juice of hers for weeks. It all seems like a dream now...

But pineapple heads know when things need to change. You might have heard that pineapple heads don't know how to change their ways but that's not true. You'll see.

Do we smell ICE CREAM??!! GREAT MOUNDS OF IT???

Our fronds have become MIGHTY!! Our nose ENORMOUS!!! Our viscious needle-like teeth MAGNIFICENT!!!!!

We must find and claim this Ice Cream Throne as OUR OWN this very day! Never again will people say that pineapple heads are fumbling messy-heads! NEVER!!!!

My fronds are ENORMOUS!

I'm not sure what kind of GMO goodness @Victoria S.'s fertilizer is full of but I feel like a million bucks. Nobody's going to make fun of my points ever again or say that pineapple heads eat minnows or any of that stuff. My fronds are HUGE and though I can't quite make it out of @Victoria S.'s salon of Tropical Mango Wonderland Sauce and Neapolitan Tri-Scoop Delight my sturdy leaves are bursting through the halls and walls and over the grounds and into to Koi Ponds and the Wetlands Bog and scooping up fresh squiggling minnows and fries and fingerlings and drawing them back into my gaping rows and rows of needle-like fangs and...

Oh, what? Yes! My points! My leaves! My fronds! Am I not beautiful? Am I not your tropical LORD? Tiki torches light my way! Hula dancers announce my arrival! The war drums are beating! Volcanoes consume the world at my command!

Only the elusive Maraschino Cherry of Eternity stands between me and full Polynesian-themed enlightenment! DO YOU HAVE IT? GIVE IT TO ME!!!!

My leaves are all grown back and this pineapple is ready to plaaaaaay!

The special fertilizer from @Victoria S. was really good for me, and I've spent the last few weeks in her tropical "Salon" with Whippy McCreamcream, Banana Bernice, and Timmy and Tommy the Apple-Nut Twins. Oooo boy does Vicky know how to treat her fruits right!

I'm so big and bushy I'm gonna have to squeeze my head through that door to get out! Oooeeee boy! Ok maybe just one more drink of Vicky's special fertilizer before I go.

MMMM MMM THAT'S TASTY!!!!!!!

So what if my head is pointless? Just because they all got burned off with my sparklers trick last night (thanks @Matching by Mattie for pointing the finger at me) doesn't make it right there's that website about me @Davias. I think you and @Jenni should tell everybody to stop going to that site because it's not fair.

I am going to drink a lot of water and just you wait and see I got some special fertilizer from @Victoria S. See? You can always find somebody to help you along the right path, even if you're a pineapple head.

Okay that didn't go so well. but I've been in this situation before and as long as I drink a lot of water then all of my points will grow back just fine. See? I had all my points before and it's just a matter of drinking enough water and fertilizer and it will be completely back to normal. I leave comments on that pointless site about me all the time but they don't post them. But just wait you'll see.

I can tell when someone is making fun of me @Jenni because of the points on my head even if there is a website about me.

But just you wait till you see the sparklers come out of my head tonight on the big yard tonight it is going to be something else!