Dear Somebody,
I still smell like perfume. Obsessionelle ventilature fille, to be precise. EVERYONE does. I've managed to prevent myself from blacking out by wearing a gas mask. It's one of the few items of clothing I have left. That, and my hydra-leather jacket (which is dragon-fire proof). Also, my favorite pair of lucky hip-waders from a fishing trip in Botswana. But still. The results of the Makeover Crusade are terrifying to behold. Thankfully I'm invisible and I've managed to avoid most of Mattie's products except the perfume. I have a tad bit of "dusty mornings" @Matching by Mattie brand eye shadow smeared on as well.

I heard there's a party tonight! I can't wait to go. Mattie even gave me this purple and green leopard print dress. It's not exactly my taste, but it matches my hair. I think. So it's ok. I guess. Plus @Walls and @Kristopher and everyone else will be there!

In other news, Claude just came by with Eralonia. Apparently I'm needed for something. Something Nobody can do. *smiles shyly but proudly* We stopped by my room to get something before going off to search for Mattie. Thankfully she wasn't in the room. I'm not sure how she would have reacted if she'd seen me getting the Psychic Makeup Wipes she had me lock in a safe and hide under my bed. I think she thought I threw away the key.

We just entered the cafeteria and Eralonia said Mattie is close by, so I'd better go.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
I awoke this morning to bouts of screaming and shrieks of terror, and long story short, it turns out that @Matching by Mattie feels the same about lizards as she does about cats. Worse, actually. Which is to say, she and Claudette were in agreement (for once) about what to do with the lizards. I feel kind of bad, and intend to pay @Kristopher for the lizards. In sprinkles. *sigh* My special sprinkles. Just one or two jars. But still.
It's less than what I've had to pay for other damages Claudette has caused. Baby dragons are not cheap, and Claude refuses to help pay for her. Mostly because he's a cat and doesn't have money or a job. But still.

In other news, I smell like perfume for some reason. Really horrible strong perfume. Like, really really strong. Every time I go outside, I'm instantly surrounded by giant moths that I assume are attracted by the scent, as I've never had a giant moth problem before today. Or I don't think I have. Maybe I have and I just forgot. Anyway, I need to get this perfume off, partly because of the moth thing and mostly because every time I walk through the halls, people pass out. Also, Claude won't come near me and I'm starting to get light headed, myself. I tried washing it off and it didn't work. I hope I don't pass out. I wonder if the perfume came from...umm...Uh... I've forgetten. Oh well. Maybe Claudette can burn it off. If I turn invisible, it probably won't hurt. I think.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
I thank the Goddess every day that I have not experienced worse at Mattie's hands. Yet. The Makeover itself was almost as terrifying as the results. @Kristopher didn't find it terrifying for some reason. Then again, he was asleep for most of it. But still. @Walls and I finally finished the game. My Queen crossed over and took his King on all dimensions, using the fourth and seventh dimensions to bypass his Bishop.

In other news, congratulations to @Gretel for being an Honor Student! Your songs are quite catchy, and the rhymes are very clever, definitely deserving of notice in the Montly News Letter. But summer isn't over yet! I think. It is summer, right?

I'm looking forward to the Blue Moon tonight. It's always a good time for Card Readings and Prophecies of Doom. Also, Claudette has been acting strangely all day for some reason. I wonder if it has to do with the moon. Or because I... Because I.... I...umm...uh.... I've forgotten. Oh well. It's probably not that important. I suppose I ought to go put out all the trees that have been set on fire by her.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
The time has come! I feel slightly guilty about watching channel 13, but I don't have anything else to do. Also, Mattie locked me in our room with a TV permanently tuned to channel 13, so I don't have much of a choice. But still.

In other news, Claudette has discovered that she likes to eat lizards! There's a bunch of them around the school suddenly.

It's starting, so I better go. I guess.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
My day has gradually become better from this morning. Hanging out with @Walls is always nice, and I think Claudette is warming up to him. Literally. She's figured out how to breath flames so hot she can almost set his projections on fire. As this should be impossible and is slightly terrifying, er, a great achievement, Claude and I have started to restrict her diet. Also, @Kristopher, Claudette is indeed a dragon. We don't know what kind of dragon, but she's definitely a dragon. I think.

In other news, I've gotten lost. Again. I've forgotten how long I've been lost. I would use this time to give Eralonia/@Scilph/@Morris more details on this week's events, but I've forgotten what happened. Oh well. @Gretel made an accurate summary. Hopefully someone will find me. Eventually. Unfortunately the school cleaning staff removed all my yarn, and forbid me to drag anymore around school grounds. I've forgotten where all the yarn trails led to, anyway. But still.

Also, Kristopher seems slightly... Morose. I noticed it when he came into the room to babysit Mattie's business and use her hair products. Maybe I'll invite him to a game of ten dimensional chess with Walls, Claude, Claudette and I and anyone else who wants to join. I just got the instructions today in the morning post. Unlike five dimensional chess, ten dimensional chess can be played with up to 59 people! And it (probably) can't be destroyed by Claudette.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
I have not had a very good day today. As soon as I walked out of my room, someone stepped on my foot, causing me to stumble into someone else, who freaked out (mostly because I was invisible. But still.) and pushed me out the window. Why there are windows without glass is beyond me. Someone should talk to Tulka or someone about that. Anyway, after getting pushed out of the window and falling several stories, I landed (painfully) in a tree, where I was attacked by a flock of angry birds. Not so much fun in real life.

So I think I'll just drink some Irish Breakfast tea and maybe play a peaceful game of exploding scrabble with Claudette, Claude, and @Walls. Actually, every board game I now play with Claudette explodes. If it's not supposed to and doesn't come with the proper equipment, she just lights it on fire. I've lost ten chess boards and twenty three Yahtzee games. She really likes exploding Yahtzee. *sigh*

In other news, did you know there's a rabbit hole under the tree under the window in the hallway I fell out of? I wouldn't recommend falling down it, though. It leads to a cave which is home to a very horrifyingly angry albino elephant and a wasp's nest. And being stuck in a cave with an angry elephant and a horde of wasps is not fun. For anyone.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
I am a Miss! Apparently. I'm not sure what it is I'm supposed to be missing. But still.

In other news, @Kristopher found @Walls! Sort of. And Walls found me! Which is good, because I had no idea where I was. Anyway, I gave him back some of his board games, and introduced him to Claudette. She doesn't really like him that much, though. I think she's irritated that she can't light his projections on fire. Her worst enemies include fire hydrants, fire extinguishers, fire resistant fabrics, owls, fire men, and Walls. And strangers. And everyone but Claude, Eralonia, and I. But I'm sure she'll get used to him. I think.

Also Kristopher said something about a party after Walls was found. Does this mean we're having (another) party? One without hallucination causing sodas? I didn't stay very long at Mattie's thing. I got kinda light headed. And dizzy. Will there be sprinkles?

Oh! And does anyone know why there's a giant statue in the middle of the courtyard? It looks like it's staring at me and it's kind of creeping me out.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
I have survived! I didn't have any pepper spray, but I did have sugar spray, from this "make your own sprinkles" kit I got last Christmas, and that seemed to work just as well. I learned a little late from @Meggatha that running was the worst thing I could have done. But still. I don't think I'll be subject to anymore stuffed animal attacks anytime soon. Hopefully.

In other news, according to @Kristopher, I am as well dressed and handsome as he is. He said (and I quote) "Nobody could be as well dressed and frankly, quite handsome, as I am" So thanks Kristopher! I think. I generally don't think of myself as "handsome" though.

I was going to say something else, but I forgot what it was. Oh well.

Also, I think I might go to Mattie's party thingy. Maybe. Although I think it's already started. And Claude says he doesn't want to go. Oh well. I'll just slip in invisible and no one will know I was late. I think. I wonder if @Walls is going. I haven't seen him in forever.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Gah! I'm still shaking and accidentally ended that entry early. As I was saying, um...uh...um.... Oh, yeah. It was terrifying. I barely escaped with my life, and the only reason I did, was because I created a blizzard by eating Chocolate Chip Fish Taco flavored sprinkles. I apologize to the students who were inadvertently frozen.

In other news, I never thought I would say this, but I will miss Mattie. Sure, I woke up several times with crazy colored hair, and my face smeared in experimental makeup. And yeah, she tested her products for her business on me while I was sleeping, and used sublimal messaging on me (when she could find me), and didn't really like my cat or my cat's dragon. And maybe she did try to convince me to stalk people and drug me with Lovesick Soda and steal my special sprinkles. But she was a good roommate. Especially in comparison with some others. For instance...um...she...uh.. Ummm...she... She... Has good fashion sense! Or, at least, that's what she keeps trying to tell me. Psyhigh has been really lonely and quiet without her and Atlantica and Pacifica and Walls around. I'm not sure what I'll do for a roommate next year. Actually, I'm not sure if I'll need a roommate. I'm not really sure what grade I'm in. Or what my age is, actually. Oh well. Claude will remember. I think. Maybe I'll enroll Claude so he can be my roommate. Or just keep Mattie's doppelganger. But she'll probably charge me a fee. Although, people tend to move into my room thinking it's empty, so that might solve the roommate issue. After they get over the initial shock of my existence. I could just keep a room to myself, but that didn't work out so well last time. *a strange Beanie Baby-like noise is heard in the background*
Oh no! It's back! I...I think It found me! I...I have to go hide under the bed with Claude now. Maybe It won't see me. I have to--

Dear Somebody,
I HAVE SEEN TERRORS BEYOND BELIEF
I was just walking down the halls, completely lost as usual, when I came across... It. It was a Limited Special Edition Beanie Baby Octopus, and it was feeding. It was HORRIBLE! I think it's one of the stuffed animals belonging to @Meggatha. Just as I was fleeing the scene, it turned, and LOOKED at me. And I knew. I knew, that I was next. So I did the logical thing, and turned invisible, ran up onto the ceiling and screamed loudly while running away. I think I scared a new student. @Kale Svard. And some other people.