With all the new students on campus it's time to reinstate our New Student Committee, who will be taking time to learn about the school and plan the New Student Dance and Summer Term Bee Invocation Ritual at the end of June!

The New Student Lounge has been reopened and fumigated, leaving it almost 100% free of ghosts and debris. It's the ramshackle carriage house behind the library. Key is under the mat!

We look forward to this year's New Student Dance and finding out what these new students are made of.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

We'd like to thank all the students who took part in the Awakening Rituals of the Elder Scouts. The new OVV was realized, and, through the efforts of the Scout Assistant Volunteers, the Elder Scouts were able to assume the ritual positions at the appointed time and make their ascension.

This outcome could never have been achieved without the aid of the Scout Assistant Volunteers, who, in the course of their assistance, had their physical and psychic bodies absorbed by the Elder Scouts. The OVV Transformation Ritual is now complete!

So, a big round of applause for those Scout Assistant Volunteers! We look forward to seeing their return in their new "Elder Forms" at the next cycle.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

The Elder Scouts are returning from their centuries-long hiatus this month, and we’re sure you’ll have lots of questions as you find them doddering around campus, looking for a bathroom, and asking when dinner is.

To answer all your questions, Elder Scout Ambassador @Gwiazda Vega will be conducting meet-and-greets, get-to-know-you sessions, campus tours, and making arrangements for these venerated spirits to stay in your dorm room in your bed while you sleep on the floor.

Welcome Gwiazda!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Though I'll be staying home and washing my hair on Valentine's Day (as well as slathering my body with a special fire and curse resistant moisturizer), we are working with our private-public-private sponsor @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. to ensure that Mr. E and the new WELLNESS CENTER are represented at the dance, offering refreshments, positive "vibes," and a first-class burn unit to make sure this will be the best Valentine's Dance and Barbeque since the famous and catastrophic "end times" school fire of 1982.

You kids have fun!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Yes, I think it's a wonderful time to re-think our approach to the traditional Year End Sock Hop, @Prefect Alan.

Which is why, dear students, Prefect Alan is now official chairman of the Year End Sock Hop committee! And will no doubt make sure the Sock Hop is welcoming to all students, regardless of their relationship to socks.

And I'm sure Alan would love you to sign up for Socked Up Sock Hop Duties to make sure this year's event is the most spectacular ever!

Sign up via the clipboard hanging outside my office, or reply to @Prefect Alan directly.


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

If you look carefully through your school-provided eldritch scrying lens, @Lia Bezos, you should see some eerily glowing characters on the wall of your small dark room. Those characters translate as:

WAITING FOR THE HOST TO LET YOU IN

But really, they aren't letting any new students in. Or any old students out. Not until the Tribulations of N'kaar conclude, which has its season finale this Friday night!

Through an arrangement with the Other Side, you'll be able to watch the live stream by tuning in on the Magnalobe™ devices now available in the student store.

Let's go Psyhigh! Beat those... tribulations!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

I'm thrilled to report that the opening of the new portal in Extradimensional Concourse C was a success, and the Aos sí Investment Group was fully satisfied with the sacrifices so many of you made to make this possible.

As a result, Representatives of the Aos sí Investment Group have agreed to postpone their invasion of our dimension so long as the best and the brightest of Psyhigh's student body travel through the portal of their own free will and face the Tribulations of N'kaar.

Sign up on the bulletin board outside my office!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

What... are we doing about the new portal in Extradimensional Concourse C, @Adeg asks?

It's true the increased number of masked celebrants is making preparations difficult, as they keep getting wrapped up in the crêpe paper and knocking down the banners and the card tables. We ask that the revelers please remain outside the area marked with black and yellow psychic construction tape.

The increase in microearthquakes emanating from the extradimensional terminal is also causing some disruption campus-wide, but is to be expected as the Aos sí Investment Group completes the final unbinding spells on their side of the gate.

We ask all students to remain patient and prepare to welcome our new sponsors from the Aos sí group! Remember to purchase appropriate costumes and disguises so as not be confused as food when the ambassadors arrive.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

I'm delighted to announce that all this month the school will be celebrating our annual Autumnal Extravaganza, culminating in the opening of a new portal in Extradimensional Concourse C.

This new portal could not have been achieved without the aid of the Aos sí Investment Group, dedicated to opening cultural and economic communion with the Other Worlds. Aos sí will be sponsoring various events throughout the month, and we encourage you to read their brochures, but maybe don't touch any of the hors d'oeuvres and refreshments.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Thank you students for your deep interest in the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)!

As Psyhigh's Student Activities Coordinator, the APSA is like my right hand! Or, at least a really important tentacle.

APSA members are specifically recruited for their unique skills and abilities, discovered by our legendary scouts. Always looking for special talents, those scouts!

The APSA motto explains it well: Don't call us. We'll call you.

You'll be hearing from us in the morning.


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator