Sorry for the trio of repeats, my keyboard got strawberry jammed...

Due to recent instances of chaos and confusion, I would like to clarify a few things.

No, there is not a rave or ritual going down in the greenhouse. No matter how much I wish I could go back to how things were and do all the fun parties of my youth, I am simply not as young as I was all those centuries ago.
This noise is due to some recent break ins via Hyperlink portals. Don't worry, the broken glass, loud noises, random floods of carbonated drinks, and strange black liquid that keeps decorating the walls will eventually stop once these random portals stop showing up. (I still wonder how they get them in the ceiling...)

The greenhouse will be open soon enough. If I can get permission, I might be able to reopen with some rules.

1. NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINK
2. no touching any plants, portals, or anything that comes OUT of the portal
3. please be respectful of the various plant-like creatures. Due to the portals, some things have been mixing and mutation, creating living, breathing, walking, talking plant creatures similar in genetic makeup to me. I will be running tests on them at night
4. DO NOT ENTER THE GREENHOUSE BETWEEN 8:45 PM AND 2:30 AM. No matter what you hear, do not open those doors. No matter how loud my screams get...

Due to recent instances of chaos and confusion, I would like to clarify a few things.

No, there is not a rave or ritual going down in the greenhouse. No matter how much I wish I could go back to how things were and do all the fun parties of my youth, I am simply not as young as I was all those centuries ago.
This noise is due to some recent break ins via Hyperlink portals. Don't worry, the broken glass, loud noises, random floods of carbonated drinks, and strange black liquid that keeps decorating the walls will eventually stop once these random portals stop showing up. (I still wonder how they get them in the ceiling...)

The greenhouse will be open soon enough. If I can get permission, I might be able to reopen with some rules.

1. NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINK
2. no touching any plants, portals, or anything that comes OUT of the portal
3. please be respectful of the various plant-like creatures. Due to the portals, some things have been mixing and mutation, creating living, breathing, walking, talking plant creatures similar in genetic makeup to me. I will be running tests on them at night
4. DO NOT ENTER THE GREENHOUSE BETWEEN 8:45 PM AND 2:30 AM. No matter what you hear, do not open those doors. No matter how loud my screams get...

Due to recent instances of chaos and confusion, I would like to clarify a few things.

No, there is not a rave or ritual going down in the greenhouse. No matter how much I wish I could go back to how things were and do all the fun parties of my youth, I am simply not as young as I was all those centuries ago.
This noise is due to some recent break ins via Hyperlink portals. Don't worry, the broken glass, loud noises, random floods of carbonated drinks, and strange black liquid that keeps decorating the walls will eventually stop once these random portals stop showing up. (I still wonder how they get them in the ceiling...)

The greenhouse will be open soon enough. If I can get permission, I might be able to reopen with some rules.

1. NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINK
2. no touching any plants, portals, or anything that comes OUT of the portal
3. please be respectful of the various plant-like creatures. Due to the portals, some things have been mixing and mutation, creating living, breathing, walking, talking plant creatures similar in genetic makeup to me. I will be running tests on them at night
4. DO NOT ENTER THE GREENHOUSE BETWEEN 8:45 PM AND 2:30 AM. No matter what you hear, do not open those doors. No matter how loud my screams get...

@Ms. Hazeltine

Until I have fully recovered, I will be taking time off of class, I appear to be causing distress for my students when I don't mean to. I will be attempting to host online classes, but I fear the students don't wish to see the recovery process.

If it doesn't trouble you too much, could you please let student know to avoid the greenhouse for a few days while I and the other plants attempt to recover?

-Mr. Blume

@Ms. Hazeltine

Any new information on who might have potted me?

Also, after the tests, it appears that my PH level is unusually high and my system has temporarily stopped producing chlorophyll. I will be experiencing the same symptoms as a wilting plant. Do not worry, this is only temporary.

@Ms. Hazeltine


I would like to request knowledge on who had the keys to the greenhouse before, during, and after me getting knocked out and put in a potted plant while several students watered me with soda...

I understand if you cannot get this information or give it to me, but I will eventually find out who it is. And by Ei'lor, I will have some form of revenge.

Thank you for your time.
-Mr. Blume

WHO IN THE NAME OF EI'LOR TRAPPED ME IN A GREENHOUSE!? I mean, it was nice, BUT I MISSED SO MUCH!!

ah... is there a person who can help me find my way around? I... I appear to be a bit lost... I'm so sorry for annoying anyone

-Blume!

a good evening from your flower-headed professor, Mr. Blume!
I was recently hired to work here as the botanist!
I... I really hope I can make a lasting impression on the students here and I hope that we all have a wonderful time!

- Blume