Necromancy Club

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Vincent Goodspeed...
- 3/21/2021 5:39pm

OH MY GOD! CLYDE! But, he's been dead for 3 years... What happened here? I missed my little baby, but he seems to like Sweetie more know. WHAT.HAPPENED? clyde was mine before, well, THIS happened. hmmm....





Vincent Goodspeed...
- 3/22/2021 9:10am

I NEED TO GET RID OF THAT GLOOP! If @Sweetie is exposed to it too long, they will become interdependent, or in English, if @Sweetie touches the Gloop too much, it will make it so if the Gloop is destroyed, Sweetie dies, or if @Sweetie dies, the Gloop is destroyed. I CANNOT.LET.THAT.HAPPEN. Thank god I have special training for situations like this. I get on my mach 9 protective gear, and pull out a mach 9 artifact container, and slowly enter what looks like a force field surrounding @Sweetie. This is definitely not going to be easy. I hope @Abigail C and @Rusty Hinge will be smart and stay out of my way...





Franz Freundlich
- 3/27/2021 3:42pm

"Mmmmphm! Mmmm-mm-mm-mph. Mmm-MM-mmph!"

My re-composing brother @Franz Fiendlich is still confined to his cubbie. What's he saying? Let me put my ear to the door.

Ah... he wants Gloop, @Vincent Goodspeed...! The very Eerie Artifact that he tasked @Rusty Hinge to find, and that @Sweetie found, and that now you may have the only remaining samples of.

Though we're twins, I've raised Franz myself. Many times. Like when we were little and he fell in the pool and we didn't find him till the next day. Or after the horrific tricycle accident that took his life again. Or when he walked in front of the clown car at the parade and was run over and knocked dead another time. That little rascal! Each time he summoned deeper and darker infernal powers and brought himself back from the other side, but each time he needed just a little bit of magic through the assistance of yours truly, his devoted brother.

Anyway, brother Franz is still not in a condition to show himself, and he's creating rather more than the usual reek in the Crypt of Silent Splendor. So if we could trouble you for just 500 ml of the so-called "Gloop" it would really mean a lot to us.

I'd ask Rusty to complete this chore, but brother Franz got a bit upset with him for losing control of the situation, and now Rusty's remains are in the cubbie right next door.

"Mmmmmph! MmmmmMMMMmmmph!"





sophu
- 3/29/2021 9:17am

@Franz Freundlich
We are unable to allow you to take possession of the Gloop, regardless of intention or amount. It is hazardous and must be confined at F.B.I.P. headquarters. We will release an official report on the Gloop anomaly once all information is gathered and filtered. Also a representative from the necromancy club will be sent to investigate the situation regarding your brother and possible freelanced necromancy. Updates will be given to the public periodically.

--Feather
F.B.I.P.





Franz Fiendlich
- 4/1/2021 10:27pm

Curses! And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!

But don't you worry, lich-fans, Franz Fiendlich isn't out of the game yet! Oh no no no. Nowhere close! I have already escaped the confines of my cubby in the Crypt of Silent Splendor (through the secret passageway I had installed) and am dragging my mostly decomposed body through the spaces between the walls of the school itself! Ha ha! I'm already far beyond your grasp and you will never find me! Ha ha ha ha!

What? My decrepit corpse is caught on a nail!? Oh kindly twin @Franz Freundlich help me! Ewww there are spider webs! And rat poop! Ewwwww! Franz help!!!!

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