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Franz Fiendlich 4/1/2021 10:27pm
Curses! And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!
But don't you worry, lich-fans, Franz Fiendlich isn't out of the game yet! Oh no no no. Nowhere close! I have already escaped the confines of my cubby in the Crypt of Silent Splendor (through the secret passageway I had installed) and am dragging my mostly decomposed body through the spaces between the walls of the school itself! Ha ha! I'm already far beyond your grasp and you will never find me! Ha ha ha ha!
What? My decrepit corpse is caught on a nail!? Oh kindly twin @Franz Freundlich
help me! Ewww there are spider webs! And rat poop! Ewwwww! Franz help!!!!
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sophu 3/29/2021 9:17am
We are unable to allow you to take possession of the Gloop, regardless of intention or amount. It is hazardous and must be confined at F.B.I.P. headquarters. We will release an official report on the Gloop anomaly once all information is gathered and filtered. Also a representative from the necromancy club will be sent to investigate the situation regarding your brother and possible freelanced necromancy. Updates will be given to the public periodically.
Franz Freundlich 3/27/2021 3:42pm
"Mmmmphm! Mmmm-mm-mm-mph. Mmm-MM-mmph!"
My re-composing brother @Franz Fiendlich
is still confined to his cubbie. What's he saying? Let me put my ear to the door.
Ah... he wants Gloop, @Vincent Goodspeed...
! The very Eerie Artifact that he tasked @Rusty Hinge
to find, and that @Sweetie
found, and that now you may have the only remaining samples of.
Though we're twins, I've raised Franz myself. Many times. Like when we were little and he fell in the pool and we didn't find him till the next day. Or after the horrific tricycle accident that took his life again. Or when he walked in front of the clown car at the parade and was run over and knocked dead another time. That little rascal! Each time he summoned deeper and darker infernal powers and brought himself back from the other side, but each time he needed just a little bit of magic through the assistance of yours truly, his devoted brother.
Anyway, brother Franz is still not in a condition to show himself, and he's creating rather more than the usual reek in the Crypt of Silent Splendor. So if we could trouble you for just 500 ml of the so-called "Gloop" it would really mean a lot to us.
I'd ask Rusty to complete this chore, but brother Franz got a bit upset with him for losing control of the situation, and now Rusty's remains are in the cubbie right next door.
Vincent Goodspeed... 3/22/2021 9:10am
I NEED TO GET RID OF THAT GLOOP! If @Sweetie
is exposed to it too long, they will become interdependent, or in English, if @Sweetie
touches the Gloop too much, it will make it so if the Gloop is destroyed, Sweetie dies, or if @Sweetie
dies, the Gloop is destroyed. I CANNOT.LET.THAT.HAPPEN. Thank god I have special training for situations like this. I get on my mach 9 protective gear, and pull out a mach 9 artifact container, and slowly enter what looks like a force field surrounding @Sweetie
. This is definitely not going to be easy. I hope @Abigail C
and @Rusty Hinge
will be smart and stay out of my way...
Vincent Goodspeed... 3/21/2021 5:39pm
OH MY GOD! CLYDE! But, he's been dead for 3 years... What happened here? I missed my little baby, but he seems to like Sweetie more know. WHAT.HAPPENED? clyde was mine before, well, THIS happened. hmmm....
Vincent Goodspeed... 3/21/2021 5:32pm
I hear a ruckus coming from Sweeties pink dorm room. God she is wayy to girly I think. I hear screaming shouting, a weird sound droning in her room, and I go inside. What I see is crazy. @Sweetie
is floating in the air, her eyes the same green color as the "gloop"or whatever she calls it. I see @Rusty Hinge
and @Abigail C
gaping at her. This is clearly a mach 8.6 monster control situation. I am the only one who can handle this.
"Step Aside, Agent Vincent is here to help" I say as I stare at my possesed sister. I gulp, this wouldnt be easy
Sweetie 3/21/2021 5:26pm
WELL I NEVER!! YOU DO THAT TO ME, AND YOURE JUST GONNA TAKE IT FROM ME! You KNOW WHAT, I AM GONNA SAY SOMETHING I HAVE NEVER SAID BEFORE-NO! I WILL NOT GIVE IT TO YOU, I DO NOT TRUST YOU, AND YOU WILL NEVER GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OW!OW! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME...
Rusty Hinge 3/21/2021 2:43pm
I gotta say ol' Rusty may have put you in a bit of danger when I asked you to go out and find that Ancient Eerie Necromancy Artifact @Sweetie
Where did you find it, by the way?
Anyway, yeah, it has a way of, well, gettin' under your skin. And under the skin of anything that comes in contact with it, including our furry little forever friends. And it's powerful--powerful enough to raise the dead, which is why @Franz Fiendlich
wants it so bad.
So, after consulting with Necromancy Club President @Abigail C
, we've decided we're going to need to have a little "intervention" here. Which is why we are currently both waiting in your lil' pink dorm room, wearing our lead-lined ritual robes and goggles and a mason jar with a level 9 protective necromancy charge on it. We're gonna need to take that "gloop" with us. And we just know you're gonna understand, and not make this more difficult than it has to be.
Thanks for your understanding @Sweetie
Sweetie 3/21/2021 10:48am
And i am sorry for my absence yesterday- I went on a much needed Family Vacation. Vincent didnt come though, he insisted on staying here. There is definitely something going on with him, I just need to know what...
Founder/Head of Psychic Emotional Focus Group and student
Sweetie 3/21/2021 10:37am
Clyde is my Ferret, and I am going to be honest, He has been my ferret for a while. I was embarrassed to say it though because I thought I would be laughed at for having a ferret, but now I know it is okay. Trust me, Clyde is harmless, but thank you for your concern. Oh, and if you need to talk to me, or you know someone who is emotional/sensitive, please tell me, and I will talk to them.
Founder/head of The Psychic Emotional Focus Group, And fellow student.
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