Curses! And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!
But don't you worry, lich-fans, Franz Fiendlich isn't out of the game yet! Oh no no no. Nowhere close! I have already escaped the confines of my cubby in the Crypt of Silent Splendor (through the secret passageway I had installed) and am dragging my mostly decomposed body through the spaces between the walls of the school itself! Ha ha! I'm already far beyond your grasp and you will never find me! Ha ha ha ha!
What? My decrepit corpse is caught on a nail!? Oh kindly twin @Franz Freundlich
help me! Ewww there are spider webs! And rat poop! Ewwwww! Franz help!!!!
Through my devout attention to the Most Foul and Ancient Rites, my powers are returning! No little thing like being struck by the PHS Bus can keep me down!
After the accident, my absurdly compassionate non-evil twin @Franz Freundlich
was kind enough to place my body in a cubby in the Crypt of Silent Splendor, where I have been basking in the necronic radiation of the Unholy Objects, amassing my power, preparing to strike.
And that time is soon! All of the pieces are falling into place, and after acquiring the final Eerie Artifact, my restoration will be complete.
, I have a business proposition for you...