Dear Somebody,
I have been extremely busy since about midnight. There was a small forest fire in the woods surrounding Psyhigh, and Flora and I have been tending to injuries all night and most of the morning. No one knows if it was a natural fire, or caused by one of the students. I know it wasn't Claudette, because she was with Claude and Mattie all day (and night) yesterday. I sincerely hope it wasn't a student. *yawn* I'm exhausted from running around all night, and had to eat 20 jars of sprinkles to just stay awake. I still can't go to bed just yet, because there are quite a lot of people and animals and creatures who need tending to.

In other news, has anyone else noticed the stuffed animals roaming the halls? I came across a Limited Edition Beanie Baby Walrus, but it seemed hostile, so I turned invisible and stayed very very still and ver very quiet until it left. Claude's avoiding them too.

Also, @Morris, since you're already on the Sprinkle Co. website, could you buy me some sprinkles? I seem to remember that you owe me a Sprinkle Debt. Or maybe you gave me sprinkles and I just forgot. But still. My favorite flavor is Grilled Chicken Sandwich which causes chronic fingernail growth and the appearance of vampire-like fangs. My other favorite flavor is Chocolate Chip Fish Tacos which is surprisingly delicious and causes a pearl, diamond, or other precious jewel to fall from your lips every time you speak. It also causes blizzards. I don't get these flavors often though, because they're kinda expensive. But still. Also, Claude says he likes Liver Treat Flavor. Wait. He says he just wants plain liver treats, not sprinkles. Never mind.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
@Matching by Mattie's bussiness is still overflowing with new students she's showing around the school, but she's starting to get some competition from @Nate Sun who is showing all the new ghostly students around. For free, I might add.

In other news, a half-there friend of mine sent me a package today. We've been pen pals for a while, and in my last letter I mentioned that my sprinkle supply was diminishing due to all the impromptu journeys to underworlds, battles in other dimensions, and general chaos that I have come to associate with this school, so they sent me 376.4 jars of sprinkles; the kind only available in dimension 32 on planet...uh....planet..... I've forgotten the name of the planet. Oh well. The sprinkles are guacamole flavored, and only caused me to be immune to gravity for 10 hours. They also sent me a few jars of plain rainbow sprinkles with no major side effects.

Claudette has wandered off to hunt pigeons; Claude and I have been sitting on the school grounds eating sprinkles, watching new students arrive, and playing backgammon with telekinesis. (Well, I'm using telekinesis. He's using his paw.) Claude's winning, so I'd better go before he really does win, and gets smug. Like that time he ate my sister's canary.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
I remembered what it was I wanted to write! I have completed my Squirrel Language Class. I am even good at pronouncing greetings such as "hello" correctly, which is horrifyingly similar toy her pronunciation for "I hope you die a slow painful death" in the common red squirrel tongue. I now have a lot of free time on my hands, as I haven't found any other summer classes to take.

Today I spent wandering the grounds and halls, although I'm not sure if I was supposed to because of some reason I've forgotten. No one stopped me though. I might have been invisible. But still. I wasn't the only one roaming the halls, either. I saw this kid walking backwards; he looked rather strange, wearing the type of clothes that I'm pretty sure one of the immortal teachers from 1812 wears. I think his name was @Nate Sun. He kept babbling strangely. Almost like he was talking backwards. I wonder if he read that book....The Psyche.... Of.... umm.... I've forgotten what the name of the book is. Oh well.

In other news, while Claudette hasn't grown any larger, she has grown stronger, and she can fly while carrying me in her claws. I discovered this when I inadvertently stepped in a patch of quicksand and she rescued me. Flying is slightly terrifying, er, fun, and I hope to avoid it as much as possible in the future. Also, I apologize to anyone who's hair and/or clothing was accidental set on fire by Claudette. And to the person I accidentally hit in the head with a fire extinguisher while trying to put out the fire.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
Sunsets are really quite spectacular here at Psyhigh; the clouds swirl in bright colours, and almost seem sentient. Maybe they are. Sunsets are especially beautiful when viewed from the top of the bell tower that I'm pretty sure didn't exist until today. I wouldn't recommend coming up here though. The door locks behind you, and the temperature drops pretty rapidly. And then there's the nest of hydras from the biology department. But still. It's mostly pleasant.

The cafeteria has started experimenting with the food again. Or maybe it's just the cafeteria I go to. They gave me a jar of Tangerine and Blue Grass flavored sprinkles today, and they taste pretty good, but now I have a fiddle song stuck in my head. I've forgotten which one.

Also, Claude bought a cheesy fake, er, lovely and definitely real diamond studded Matching by Mattie collar from @Matching by Mattie for Claudette, and now he keeps getting set up on blind dates with human girls. I think Mattie's system might have a slight glitch in it. I'm getting better at turning other objects/people/cats invisible with me, so that helps him out. But still. I think he bought something else for someone else, too, but I've forgotten what or for who.

In other news, I've officially accepted Flora's offer of apprenticeship, and Claudette has been improving her flying skills. She can even do tricks now! Like loop de loops, and lighting trees on fire. (She's still working on controlling her fire-breathing-ness). After talking with the Dean and filling out lots of paperwork and experimental consent forms, it's been decided that I will study with Flora in addition to my classes this year, as well as continuing to study with her this summer. There was something else, but I've forgotten. Oh well. Claude and Claudette are starting to get nervous around the Hydras, anyway, so I'd better go.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
The school somehow seems much quieter now that @*Atlantica* and @Pacifica are gone. There were some delicious sprinkle covered cupcakes laying around school, though.

In other news, Mattie won't stop muttering about meeting "quotas" and "experimental love potions". I really wouldn't try any Lovesick Sodas for a while. Speaking of which, I did return her favorite shirt in (relatively) one peice. There's a teeny tiny spot at the very bottom hem where a little tiny thread got snagged, but I'm she hasn't noticed. Yet. It's barely visible. But still. I found an identical replacement on the internet so she probably won't even notice anything's wrong. I think.

I think Eralonia said she was going to explain everything, so I won't go into too much detail. I've forgotten most of what happened anyway. After my last post, a lot of chaos happened. There was almost as much crying, screaming, general breaking of stuff, and fire as with the Steven Galaxy people.

Fortuna caught everyone escaping, and attempted to...do... Something, but Mattie pulled an herb out of her bag with a triumphant look; before promptly collapsing onto the ground. I think something else important happened, but I've forgotten what it was. I also think I was possessed at one point, and de-possessed and re-possessed and de-possessed, and eventually I somehow ended up covered in blush, eyeliner and mascara. There was some more shouting and tears between Eralonia and Fortuna, and...umm... something else possibly important that I've forgotten. At some point Claude's tail was stepped on and broken by Fortuna, and Claudette and I kinda started a really large fire in retribution, which led to several small explosions, which led to several large explosions, which led to the ultimate destruction of Forever Diner. Eralonia, Claude, Claudette, and I were able to grab Mattie and rush through the portal before it too was destroyed.

Claude is currently sleeping on my bed. I healed his tail using what I learned from Flora, and I think he's going to be ok. Claudette says she'll watch over us while we sleep in case anything happens. Thank you to everyone who was on the rescue mission.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
Apparently, I am, and have been, in Forever Diner. I think. Why didn't anyone tell me? Or maybe they did and I just forgot.

A person and some animals suddenly appeared to...rescue me? But unfortunately, they were immediately trapped and tied up. I feel like I should remember names...but I... Can't quite...

I was somehow brought to a part of the diner where I can't see or hear them, and am frozen in place. The intrusive itching at the back of my mind keeps getting stronger. For once, I wish I had complied with... Her... Mattie's "Roommate Makeover Day". Mattie! And...and... Claude! And.. Eralonia and Claudette! That's who's here. I think.
I think I'm safe as long as I'm invisible....but... I don't know how long that will last. I'm getting a terrible headache.

*cackling is heard in the background*
"Almost in, dearie. I'd like to see your friends stop me now!"

The... The headache is getting worse. I saw a burst of flame a few minutes ago. I... Have... I have to focus. I can't... Give in.

Mustn't...

Mustn't...


Must...


Give in.

Dear Somebody,
I am still here, wherever "here" is. According to @Gretel, I'm either in...um..that one place, or...uh...um...some other place. I've forgotten. I'm sure it's not that important, though. A little while ago, a bag of steak fries appeared in front of me with a note on a napkin saying "For Gretel" and something else I've forgotten; the bag promptly disappeared, presumably to wherever Gretel is.

In other news, I spent the night here, sleeping on a rather comfortable vintage 50's booth, and I'm starting to get kind of bored. I keep feeling an itching in the back of my mind, and it's slightly unsettling, it's almost like someone's trying to get inside my head. I'm also running low on sprinkles. I haven't been able to find an exit, and Claude hasn't shown up. I think... I think I trailed a fuzzy purple yarn behind me, so if I can find it, maybe it will lead me back to the main part of the school. Or somewhere that isn't here. But still.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
I took Claudette up to the roof to practice flying lessons today. By which I mean, I threw her off the roof of the school and she quickly learned how to not plummet to the ground. Claude found my methods rather "harsh" for some reason, and has restricted my unsupervised time with Claudette. Claudette has not grown any larger, and we still have no idea what kind of dragon she is, though. She's also very intelligent. And her diet consists mainly of pigeons that have the misfortune to wander into the range of her fire.

In other news, after Claude removed Claudette from my custody, he kind of left to go find Eralonia. And now I'm lost. It's more terrifying, er, fascinating than usual because there are a lot of nonsense speaking students wandering the halls. I'm pretty sure I even saw one with a horn. I avoided that student; I got rather freaked out, and somehow found myself in this kind of strange place with vinyl seats. Food keeps appearing in front of me. No sprinkles, but there are some surprisingly good steak fries. And I brought my own sprinkles so I can put them on top. I should probably try and find my way back to the room. But still. These are really good fries, and @Matching by Mattie probably won't miss me. I'm still invisible and haven't been able to turn back, so she won't know if I'm there or not. And if I just wait here, Claude will probably come and get me. Although I don't see any exits. I can't sense @Walls anywhere near, either. I feel like I should remember something important, but I can't remember what. Oh well. I'm sure it's nothing.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
I have a problem. I was helping Claude and Eralonia feed Claudette, when Claudette sneezed, and blew purple flame all over me. It didn't really hurt, but now I can't turn visible. It's not a big deal, and I've been invisible for an extended period of time before, but it's slightly inconvenient. Not to mention that most of my clothes have burn marks and holes. I suppose that doesn't matter since I'm invisible. But still. And my feet have blisters from Mattie's shoes.
I've taken to carrying around a fire extinguisher and a jar of sprinkles.

I heard that we narrowly escaped another Fortuna related disaster. I'm rather relieved. I have enough scary near death experiences without insane other dimensional people running around trying to destroy the school and possess people.

In other news, Eralonia has been researching, but she hasn't found out exactly what kind of dragon Claudette is yet. Flora doesn't know either. Claudette is just starting to understand the meaning of "no", and Claude and Eralonia have managed to train her so she doesn't incinerate everyone. Right away. She's quite adept at flying for being taught by cats.

I'm still helping Flora with healing, even though I'm no longer staying in her tree, and she's offered me an apprenticeship. I do enjoy healing, although it can be rather trying. But I'm not sure if this is the career path I want to take. Invisibility is more of a hindrance than a help. But still.

*sound of Claude yowling*
Claudette just set Claude on fire. Again. I better go put him out. *grabs fire extinguisher*

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
ITS HATCHED! And it's... The ugliest kitten I've ever seen. It looks more like a dragon, actually. A really tiny kitten sized dragon. Claude says that's because it is, in fact a dragon, but I'm not sure I believe him. @Matching by Mattie doesn't want it in our room for some reason. I'm not sure why. It's slightly terrifying, er, cute, and it only set her hair on fire once. By accident. So Flora has agreed that Claude and Claude Jr. can stay in the tree with us. Actually, I might start sleeping in my room now. I've been practicing staying invisible while asleep. And now that Claude Jr. is more portable, and @Walls isn't so busy, I might not get lost so on my way there. Hopefully. There are some really weird places in this school.

In other news, Claude disagrees with the name "Claude Jr.", for the definitely-not-a-cat-dragon partly because he says he never agreed to the name in the first place, and mostly because he says the dragon is female. So we've decided on "Claudette". I've been amusing Claudette by disappearing and reappearing. She likes this so much, she's melted 10 pairs of shoes!

Also, does anyone have leather gloves/shoes I can borrow? And/or a fire extinguisher?

Farewell for now.