Introduce Yourself

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Lucas Raven
- 5/13/2023 9:58am

Heyy everyone. I'm Lucas, I use pretty much any pronouns. I'm an avian humanoid, I don't really need to say that though, you can kinda tell by just looking at me.

I'm not really sure why I'm here, my mom was another avian humanoid but my dad had some psychic powers or so I've heard (he's gone). So I'm kinda a mix of both, I couldn't really go to a normal school (due to appearance and stuff) so my mom sent me here. She's also pretty sure I have some psychic powers or something so my goal is to try some classes, see what I can/can't do.

Oh yea and just to answer some of the questions you guys have been asking me in the halls:
- Yes you can touch my tail, just please ask me first, and don't pull on it too hard.
- Yes, for the last time my wings are real
- No I don't eat bugs, I eat regular meat
- I can flutter, not really fly fully yet
- Yes, I can turn fully into a bird, not fully human though. So I'm always kinda stuck with these wings and tail

Also does anyone know how I can bring my nest-bed to school? The bed in my dorm is mad uncomfy for my wings (no offense to the school, your beds are probably great, for people without wings)





Naxxor
- 5/15/2023 2:49pm

My name is Naxxor Thorton. I am God, people don't believe me, they tell me I am being "blasphemous"... whatever that means.

Anyway, I have these things called urgasims, they happen quite frequently and it's quite obstructive, that's why my 'parents' (I am God, I don't really have parents) sent me to this school.

When I have my urgasims, I have visions, my body convulses and I shapeshift into a pinecone. Sometimes I explode. At my last school, my left limbs exploded and my flesh splattered on all the normie students. That was the last straw, I was kicked out and my parents enrolled me in somewhere that "fit my experiences better". But truly, no one understands me, rather, I understand everyone and everything.

I utilize 100% of my brain and academics barely interest me, to be honest, nothing really interests me because I am perfect at everything.

I will stop there because when I speak too much on this topic, people say I am bragging.

Please do not ask me about my urgasims, I don't like to speak about them too much. And don't dare think about them either, because I will know. I know everything you are thinking. I am also everywhere and I am everything... So watch out.

Haha I am just joking, I am too busy keeping the world from ending, I don't care about your personal activities.





Billy Angler
- 5/24/2023 11:46pm

I'm going to be a Trout Manager. I'm going to manage the trout! I already know the King of the Trout. He's a friend of mine.

So I take Trout Services at Psyhigh. After graduation I'll get my certification. Then I'll be a real Trout Manager!





Lillith
- 5/26/2023 12:21pm

Hey, I'm Lillith. I just transferred here from an alternate reality.

I'm not exactly human, but my species doesn't exist in this version. Either way, I hope we can get along.

I have visions sometimes, and it's only when something very bad is about to happen. Last time I had one, a universe was ripped apart.

Anyways, I hope I can continue my studies here without many problems.





Mayhem McHanson
- 6/2/2023 7:10pm

They gave me special tests at my first school. They never explained a thing. Everybody was so hush hush. They had me feeling odd shapes in velvet bags, identifying primitive sigils, matching tones with my voice.

It was soon after that the armored limousine appeared at my house to take me to my new school.

But it wasn’t Psyhigh.





Corey Holmes
- 6/4/2023 7:12pm

I met some extraterrestrialz in my back yard the other night. They were in a 3 foot cube inside a glowing sphere in my mom’s flower garden but they popped the hatjch and a buzzy voice inside me asked if I could understand them and I said yes and they said “how do you do?” And I said “fine how do you do?” And they said “fine.”

They were slug dudes like three or five of them squirming in a ball. I asked if they greeted each other the same way they greeted me and they said no, the first thing they do is sniff out the other one and see how their chromosomes and stuff would interact if they mated, and if it wasn’t a go then they just kept moving, but if it was then they’d merge in whatever takeover plan they decided on.

I said things were a lot more complicated on Earth and they said yeah they know.

So then I asked if they had “friends” like we do and they said no, that if they merged then they’d absorb into one thing and like each other just fine and if they didn’t then it didn’t matter.

I said things were a lot more complicated on Earth and they said yeah they know.

So then I asked if they died and they said not really because they just kept merging all the way down the line.

I said things were a lot more complicated on Earth and they said yeah they know.

So I asked if they talked to a lot of earthlings and they said not really, but if there was anything they could do for me they could look into it.

I said thanx I’d think about it.





Percale Sheets
- 6/6/2023 10:34pm

There was one of those flyers on a telephone pole in my neighborhood. That’s how I learned it was @Aubrey Ingram in my dream, in a prominent but non-speaking role.

She was a gray and musty traveling agent. Spector Grade: Identification Moth. Comfortable in my bedroom when I thought I was awake in the morning sunlight. Flitting through with glad tidings.

At least that was the part. Something like “Cassandra” but that seems too corny. But it was Aubrey Ingram for sure, I could tell from the picture on the flyer. So I scanned the QR code and landed here.





Michael Keefer
- 6/17/2023 1:25pm

They talk to me. We talk to each other. We are one and the same but apart. Sure the Unity Project and HAARP are involved.
I do what I want but sometimes, I have to do what they say, which usually ends up having to link up for them to do whatever they do. Completely broken and tired after. When you link up and try too find them, they give you brain zaps.

Hello all.





Michael Keefer
- 6/17/2023 1:26pm

Almost feels like an MK Ultra Thing...





Aubrey Ingram
- 6/19/2023 7:48pm

I'd like to thank all my fans out there, and especially @Percale Sheets for starting campus's first Aubrey Ingram fan club! I sooooooo appreciated all the comments and likes and shares on Visionboard, AND the petition to Dream Studios to start giving me bigger parts. I just know I'm cut out for lead roles and this kind of thing can really have a big impact -- it gets me on the crystal balls of all the bigwigs.

So keep a close eye on your dreams! You'll be seeing more of my I'm sure.





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