This is weird. Can someone please tell me what I'm doing here?

Head transplants? Sounds absurd... And strangely intriguing... How does it work I wonder?

I'm still really disoriented and dizzy all the time without a body. I've been trapped in this jar for days now and I can't seem to get my head around (get it?) what is happening. @Gerald Foy and @A.R. Seem nice, I guess. It's not like I can't hear them talking to me, and about me, though. I just find it hard to reply and can't seem to move my head to do so.

I've also decided to take @Gerald Foy 's advice and look more presentable to increase my chances of getting a body. So for the first time in days, I blinked and attempted a smile. It wasn't my most attractive smile ever, but it was a start. Hopefully I'll be able to turn my head soon.

Welcome Synod!
I arrived here unintentionally as part of a travelling head-in-a-jar transplant display quite recently. I'm glad to hear you don't consider the school pointless - in fact, it's changed my life! I now have a body and I've rediscovered my psychic power of drawing power from and giving power to others.
Best of luck fitting in here (though nobody truly does),
Phoebe :)

I recently heard gossip 'round the place that there will be a celebration tomorrow! The 'House of Pie and Chocolate Syrup,' they called it. I'm not really sure how it will go, but I'm quite sad I didn't get told directly! I had to find out by overhearing a conversation between two telepathics. Thank goodness they were communicating aloud.

But anyway, I decided to ask the activities co-ordinatior, @Big Jim, if he could confirm the rumours. All I know so far is that it's going to be in the woods tomorrow. If this is true I will be attending, invite or not.

I don't speak fairy, but I will be joining @Crystal Rosethorn, @Luna and a couple others to the celebration. It'll be nice to make a few friends and hopefully between us we'll be able to communicate with the fairies.

Today's the day! I'm so excited for it!

Oh, @Luna can't make it to the celebration. That's no good, I was really looking forward to everyone being there. But it's alright, the rest of us are still going.

I saw a van at the school. That in itself was odd, and I felt inclined to investigate it. As I did that, I heard something. Using my power of communicating with objects, I asked the van about what was inside. It told me there was a fortune teller of sorts in there. That I had to see.

I wasn't short of money. I'd come from an upper-middle class family who allowed me plenty of it to waste. So I entered the van for a reading. After all, it would be interesting. I placed a few notes on the table, enough to satisfy the cost with a tip, and asked for one.

Ham... Meatballs... Chocolate... Pie... Ahh, soooo good...

Wait what? No, no, no, @Big Jim, I haven't been to the feast yet! I'm going... Going with...

I'm g-going with friends... To feast... Fairies... Yummy yummy... I think I'm gonna...

*Falls unconscious*

When I regained consciousness, I still didn't feel right. Maybe I had too much pie and chocolate syrup. I opened my eyes, and there were three fairies above me! I didn't know what to do!

I'm not sure what I told them, but they whacked me with frying pans and put me back to sleep. It was a terrifying experience all around.