Black Swan Event Update

It's with regret that we need to announce that @Frozen Laurent will NOT be providing music for the upcoming Black Swan Event dance this Friday at 9pm in Mesmer Hall.

Rumors about PsyCorps agents breaking down @Frozen Laurent's dorm room door and confiscating illegally acquired alien technology incorporated into his "sound system" are completely unfounded, and the administration has no comment.

Meanwhile, we've got an opening for a DJ or musical performer for the dance! Personally I love that "all that glitters is gold" song from Shrek. Does anybody know that one?

The dance is still relying on our (slowly shrinking) list of volunteers:

"Life Juice" courtesy of @Thanatos
New Student Demonic Welcome Committee -- @Ristel Quarg

And additional snacks provided by the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

Looking forward to seeing each an every one of you there this Friday night!

Black Swan dress code strictly enforced.

Black Swan Event Update

We've had some questions about the theme of the Black Swan Event dance, specifically about the theme: "Unexpect the Unexpected."

Nicole, a sophomore, asks "What does that even mean? Unexpect isn't even a word, much less a verb."

Well, you know what they say! Out of nowhere, the mind comes forth.

Really, the "black swan" referred to is me! Who could have seen me coming, taking over for @Big Jim after his absence? For all we know he's still hold up in the Unincorporated Eco-Villages of THAI ORNAMENT, Boca Raton, FL., LLC, just not answering his phone or psychic calls.

Looking forward to seeing everyone this Friday, March 20th, at 9pm at Mesmer Hall!

Remember:

Music by Psyhigh's own Psychic Dance Music maestro @Frozen Laurent
"Life Juice" courtesy of @Thanatos
Additional snacks provided by the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA) -- VOLUNTEERS NEEDED
New Student Demonic Welcome Committee -- @Ristel Quarg

In the meantime, we have received reliable intelligence from @Wanda Psyches and are enforcing a strict NO VAMPIRES policy at the dance. If you happen to have vampire friends or acquaintances, we ask at you not invite them, and maintain 6 foot psychic and emotional distancing with them at all times leading up to the dance.

A. Hazeletine
Student Activities Coordinator

Black Swan Event Update

We've had some questions concerning the upcoming dance. That's great! Asking questions is an important part of psychic education. When they rounded up psychic youth in the 1950's for the first time travel tests, I think we all agree they should have asked questions. Similarly with the mind-control bubble gum focus groups in the 1980's. And of course during the fractioning following the Reality Accident.

As with all compulsory suggested school events, @Jeremy Brown, there is no cost for admission. It's all included in tuition! No RSVP necessary (being a compulsory suggested event), and of course blood sacrifice has been banned on campus since the Alien Blood Drive incident. If you feel compelled to engage in blood sacrifice, please speak to your counselor immediately.

Looking forward to seeing you all at the dance!

As my first official act as Psychic High School's new Student Activities Coordinator, I'm pleased to announce our next official school dance, which we're calling THE BLACK SWAN EVENT! And the theme? UNEXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!

When: Friday, March 20th, 9pm (Immediately following the Masked Mind Wrestling tournament with Gothic Lolita Prep)

Where: Mesmer Hall

What to Unexpect:

Music by Psyhigh's own Psychic Dance Music maestro @Frozen Laurent
"Life Juice" courtesy of @Thanatos
Additional snacks provided by the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA) -- VOLUNTEERS NEEDED
New Student Demonic Welcome Committee -- @Ristel Quarg

This is a fully sanctioned school event (unlike our recent Valentine's Dance) and as such all school policies will be strictly enforced, including no psychic grinding, no ayahuasca juuling, and all students (and their bags, shaman assistants, and familiars) will be subject to level IV invasive mental probes before entering. Spirit Holograph Student IDs required for admittance.

Black Swan dress code strictly enforced.

Can't wait to see you there!

Yes. As I was saying. Hello Students! Following the disappearance of @Big Jim, we’ve been without a Student Activities Coordinator for some time. Today, I’m pleased to announce that I will officially be taking on the position of Student Activities Coordinator, effective immediately.

This decision was not made in haste. There was a lengthy application process, multidimensional background checks, a long list of highly qualified applicants, and a grueling interview process involving ritual combat in an extremely high gravity environment. Luckily, it's not all about brawn!

As the Dean's assistant for Student Harmony, I already know most of you quite well, having spent years observing you via the school's CCTV and Crystal Ball Surveillance Network, and occasionally reading your cards before the Gray Council for intervention advice. So I know I'm well suited to help create and guide the activities that are going to make this the best Psyhigh year ever!

Furthermore, this decision has been made with the input and agreement from Psychic Parent Teacher Association, Psy Corps,@GROTTO G.S.M. INC., and all associated stakeholders who hold the future of our student body dear. I look forward to bringing our student activities back with a BANG. So get ready to show your support!

A. Hazeletine
Student Activities Coordinator

Hello Students. As many of you know, following the disappearance of @Big Jim, we’ve been without a Student Activities Coordinator for some time. Today, I’m pleased to announce that—

CRASH! POW! CRRRAACK!

What is going on in there!? What?? The Emission Tank? Just, I don’t know, try flipping the little chromium switch or something. Jeeze do I have to do everything myself around here?

Uh, ahem. Check. Check. Is this thing on?