Dear Somebody,
Today I lined the the door of my old room with salt, as well as the outer walls and ceiling. I had no problems getting into the neighboring rooms and placing salt along the walls that bordered my room, but there was a slight complication when I was placing salt above my room. I was pretty sure that creating a circle of salt (or in this case a square) would be enough to carry out my plan, especially with the added protection of some protective crystals, but I didn't want to take any chances, so I thought I might be better off making sure nothing could escape through the ceiling into the room above me. I walked into the room, and started spreading salt in the corners between the wall and floor, and everything was going fine (the person in the room didn't seem to mind that salt was appearing in their room), until my invisbility stopped working. I tried explaining to the room's inhabitant what exactly I was doing in their room, but they didn't speak English very well, and were rather freaked out. Eventually they understood that I wasn't trying to kidnap their rare tracalasus plant and let me finish lining the floor with salt, but I am now covered in paper cuts and pomegranate juice, and my skin has turned a strange green colour. My ability to turn invisible seems to have disappeared.

In other news, I managed to convince one of the other students to create a storm for me tomorrow, so I apologize to anyone who was looking forward to the warm sunny day that had been expected.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
I have discovered that there is a summer course for how to speak squirrel! The course covers all the basics of the language, including all it's variants; black squirrel, red squirrel, grey squirrel, striped squirrel, flying squirrel, and of course, the dialect of the rare purple spotted royal bush squirrel which is seen only in the dead of winter in non-existent parts of Scotland. I have signed myself up for the course and look forward to the first class. It starts... Um.... It starts..... I forgot. *sigh*
In other news, Claude and I have planned our trip to the Sprinkle Factory for next week. I'm so excited! I heard they give out free samples of new sprinkle recipes and flavors, and have sprinkle themed rides.

I'll have to hurry my plan if I want to get my spring cleaning done before our vacation....

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
Claude and I stole, er, borrowed, all of the salt from the cafeteria. I was kind of surprised that they didn't have that much- only thirty pounds. I bought some yesterday in town, but I didn't have nearly enough, so I figured the school wouldn't mind if I borrowed some; no one tried to stop me from taking it, after all. I might possibly have been invisible. But still.

After checking the weather, (unfortunately, it seems like we won't get any storms [natural or otherwise] for a while), I went outside with a jar of sprinkles to enjoy the day. Claude and I played a game of Backgammon using telekinesis (I used telekinesis. He used his paw) until someone came by and starting playing against Claude like I wasn't even there! They were quite terrible at it, too. Backgammon is Claude's worst game, and he won. He NEVER wins at Backgammon. EVER.
Who loses to a cat, anyway?

I also did a few Card readings. Either a tall handsome stranger is going to come into my life, or I will die a terrible suffering death very soon. I forget which.
I'm going to go to the library to research Electromagnetic Pulses now:

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
Today Claude and I went to the town, where we bought all the extension cords and plugs at the Hardware Shop, and several jars of sprinkles from the convenience store. And a tin of cat food. We also bought something else, but I forgot what it was. I noticed that for some odd reason or another, there were hoof-prints all over town.

I've been feeling more rested, lately. Sleeping in an actual room instead of in a tree or a fairy circle is a nice change. I have discovered that if I'm invisible, and if I breathe through my mouth, the purfume doesn't bother me that much. Although sometimes I wake up feeling dizzy. @Matching by Mattie coffee sounds interesting, although I'd like to know exactly how many sprinkles are in a "500 calorie cup of coffee".
In other news, I now know where the skeletons in the underground lake came from, @KarterJ.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

@Max Capaciti regarding the crystals, will the protective spells help keep Evil things out of a room? Or more importantly, keep evil things in a room? And are they any good at conducting electricity? Also, will they work under water? If so, would it be possible for me to permanently borrow four or five of these crystals?
Thank you,
Nobody

@max Capiciti regarding the crystals, will the protective spells help keep Evil things out of a room? Or more importantly, keep evil things in a room? And are they any good at conducting electricity? Also, will they work under water? If so, would it be possible for me to permanently borrow four or five of these crystals?
Thank you,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
I have begun to collect rain water. I have attached several pipes to the roof of the school, and have fixed it so that the pipes lead to some buckets I have balanced on the window sill of my old room. I also lined the window sill with salt.
Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
I spent all of yesterday in detention for "skipping classes". I haven't missed a single class (that I can remember) and I tried explaining this, but I was just ignored and given detention anyway.

In other news, I no longer have to sleep on the camp grounds, as I now have a temporary roommate (@Matching by Mattie), but I'm still taking occasional naps around campus, because the room smells purfume and it's kind of hard to sleep. Like, a LOT of purfume. Claude doesn't come in the room at all; he says his nose is too sensitive. Mattie wants me to start following people and take notes, and she tried bribing me with melted non-sprinkled chocolate, but it tasted terrible, and when I tried following someone, I turned visible at the worst possible moment, and it was really awkward explains myself. Actually, I didn't bother explaining myself, I just climbed out a window. But still.
Every time she brings up the subject when I'm invisible, I just kind of quietly leave the room, and when I'm not invisible I just keep hoping I'll turn invisible until I do.
She also wants me to wear a specially designed "Matching by Mattie" t-shirt that stays visible even when I'm not, for advertising. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
Nothing

terribly exciting has happened today. I took a nap on the roof of the school, almost fell off, found a nice tree to sleep under and scared some people having a picnic when I suddenly flashed out of invisibility. I did play an exciting game of Psychic chess against Claude, using telekinesis to move the pieces. Well, I used telekinesis. He used his paw. Unfortunately for me, I lost to a cat. Again.
Summer starts soon. I forget when, though. I am looking forward to it, however. Claude and I have planned a field trip to the world's largest sprinkle factory!

Also @Matching by Mattie, I am indeed still looking for a roommate! It's just a temporary thing, until I can come up with an efficient plot for revenge, I mean a safe and easy way to remove the EBIBs in my room; it will be almost as if I'm never in the room at all. Which reminds me, if you're still looking for a pet/mascot, I have a whole colony of lovely NOT evil Biotic Insectoids from the Beyond for you to choose from. They are very loyal (to their queen), cuddly (not really), and smell like strawberries! (As well as bananas biodiesel, and when angered, pineapple, camels, and burnt crude oil). They could also represent love (sort of): love bug, (NOT evil) Biotic Insectoid...
Farewell For Now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
Claude and I spent the night in the catacombs, soaking wet, in the middle of a (not very deep) underground lake. This was slightly perturbing partly because I had run out of sprinkles and it was dark, and partly because once my eyes had adjusted I noticed that there were skeletons in the water. But when Claude deemed it was safe, he led me back to The Surface, and I am glad to say we have not had any need to go into hiding again. I still have yet to return to my room; I have decided that I will need to find a temporary roommate until I can come up with a proper EBIB eviction plan. So if anyone needs a roommate, let me know- but until then, I will continue napping around campus.
In other news, after spending the night in the lake, my occasional third eye and prophetic visions (which I determined were symptoms of overexposure to EBIBs) have completely gone away! Although I still can't control my invisibility.
Farewell for now,
Nobody