Dear Somebody,
My professor is very disappointed in me. Apparently word about The Incident spread amongst all the squirrels within a fifty mile radius of the school, including to Professor Belka's family (Prof. Belka is part squirrel). I am now enrolled in special sessions after class in order to practice pronunciation. Although Claude isn't welcome for some reason. I think he hangs out with Walls when I'm in class.

In other news, excepting my class and tutoring, Claude and I have been deep in the catacombs most of the day; Claude insisted on dragging me down here to escape the heat. We've been sitting in an underground lake to keep cool; thankfully this one does not have any skeletons. It does have a strange neon red algae growing in it though. I hope it's not radioactive. I've mostly been eating frozen sprinkles for the majority of the day, with the occasional jar of frosting. Hopefully it will start to cool off as it gets later into the evening, as I don't particularly want to spend the night in the catacombs. Again.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

*brushes chunks of acorn out of hair*
Dear Somebody,
Last night was a lot of fun. I talked to a lot of new people. Although I forget how many and who they were. But still.
And all the pastries made by @*Atlantica* were delicious! Although they could have done with a few more sprinkles. @Scilph's hair was really cool, and I think I saw Mattie eyeing it. I hope she doesn't get any ideas. Oh, and @Pacifica was really good at dancing. Walls and I talked quite a bit, and we even danced a little. We're such good friends! Although he seemed distracted. He kept going over to the punch bowl for some reason. Huh.

*wipes smooshed blueberries off of face*

In other news, Claude is mad at me for some reason. I forget why. Maybe it has something to do with my Squirrel lessons. I wanted to put what I had learned into practice, so I found a common brown squirrel to converse with, and either it took offense to Claude's presence, or I mispronounced "good afternoon" (it's extremely similar to the pronunciation of "I'm going to kill your children and bring down the wrath of the Remote Viewing Falconry Club upon your village"), but for some reason, it let out a battle cry, and we were attacked by every squirrel on the school grounds. They some how managed to tie us up and took us to the dungeons of their King, which were very unpleasant and sprinkle-less. After I attempted to explain that it was just a misunderstanding, and they took offense yet again, we were put in stocks and pelted with various nuts, fruits, and berries. (But no sprinkles.) Eventually we escaped (although I forget how) and we're now taking refuge in a hidden kitchen underneath a trap door in a broom closet. It's a very old fashioned kitchen, with a stone hearth and a cauldron, as well as heavy rustic oak furniture and a flat screen television. There's also a deck of cards and three jars of sprinkles. I think this might possibly be the old potions room, although the trap door is the only exit/entrance.

I'm not sure how long we've been here, but Claude is fast asleep by the fire I lit in the hearth. Or at least, I think I lit the fire. Maybe it was already lit when we got here. I've forgotten whether I did or not. Oh well. Maybe Walls will stop by and we can play a multi-dimensional card game or something; I have some reality shifting dice in my pocket. Or maybe I'll bake a cake. There's lots of ingredients here, and even though I've never baked before, it can't be THAT hard to do, can it?

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
There's going to be a gay pride party here to celebrate marriage equality for the Normals in the states! I love parties in general, (although I do have a tendency to just sit quietly in a corner half invisible and only rarely dance), but this one will be especially great. Now all my Normal LGBT friends in America can get married! I also heard there will be chocolate croissants; I hope they have sprinkles. I will be wearing the rest of the rainbow colours that my (new) hair does not cover, of course. Here at Psyhigh, we support everyone! (Except for maybe Fortuna. And EBIBs.)

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
Summer is really great so far. Besides my squirrel class (or *makes horrible screeching and clicking sound* as they call it in the common black squirrel language variant), and the occasional meeting of @Matching by Mattie's club, I have a lot of free time. Today Claude and I rented a trans-dimensional bike, and we biked along several trails and not-trails. Well, I biked, he sat in the basket. But still.

In other news, @Walls and I have been hanging out a lot together. We mostly play games, but sometimes we just talk, which is nice. Mattie keeps trying to tell me something, but I keep forgetting what. Oh well. She probably just wants to tell me what a good friend I have. Or maybe she's trying to explain why my hair is now purple with green polka dots.

Also, has anyone else been seeing double? I wonder if it has to do with @Omai Gott's doppelgängers. Huh.

Well, Claude wants to play Backgammon (again).

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
I have put padlocks on all my sprinkle jars. If Mattie wishes to use sprinkles for her new version of "Lovesick Soda" she will have to buy her own sprinkles. Or at least learn how to pick locks.

In other news, my squirrel speaking class is going well. We're currently learning how to conjugate herbs. Herbs and vegetables are very important in squirrel culture. Nuts, too. There are over five hundred and seventy three ways to say "acorn" in squirrel; and that's just in one language variant! One example of how to say "acorn" is.... Um.... Uh....um..... I've forgotten. Oh well.

Apparently there's a cavern somewhere just off the school grounds that shows ulternate realities. It sounds slightly terrifying, er, interesting. I mean, me, a dog person? With no sprinkles?? Funny. *nervously hugs cat and eats sprinkles*

I'm going to Mattie's club thing again, which starts in about an hour. I hope it will be as fun as last time. Also, @Pacifica, Claude told me what happened, and even though I forgotten specifically what he told me, if anyone doesn't accept you for you, they're not worth it. (And yes, I realize that's the complete opposite of LOVE TIP number 58).

@Walls just came by to play a game of Explosive Scrabble. I've never played this before! Huh. Claude just ran out of the room for some reason.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
Did you know that Psyhigh has a bull ring? I didn't. (Or maybe I did, but I just forgot). But when Pacifica finished reading to all the adorable monsters, er, children, I decided to go back to my room on my own, (Claude wanted to stay and talk to S-Al), and I kind of forgot what room number I'm in, and consequently got lost. I somehow found myself in a tall hallway made of black marble and lined with statues of Greek Gods and Goddesses, with a small purple door at the the end. (There was a flyer at the bottom of the door for some reason, although I forgot what it said). When I opened the door, I was greeted by a loud cheering, and promptly given a red cape; I wasn't quite sure what to do with it, and I was still a little befuddled by Mattie's "soda", so I tied it around my neck superhero style. This was a mistake. With a loud crash and more cheering, a gate was opened, and the largest hybrid bull I have ever seen came charging out at me. I think it was a cross between a bull, an orangutan, and a self-aware toaster. With a twirl of my cape (which I was now frantically trying to take off) I did the sensible thing, and ran as fast as I could in the opposite direction of the Oranbultoaster. Unfortunately, I ran straight into a wall. But as luck would have it, I managed to evade the Oranbultoaster until I could turn invisible, at which point I walked up the wall of the stadium and slipped through the (booing) crowd. Eventually I found Walls (which isn't terribly hard to do, since he basically is the school), and we hung out until Claude found me.

In other news, I am now an "Official Gaming Buddy"! And Mattie is now sleeping off her "Lovesick Soda" high. (Thank the Goddess). I think I saw Pacifica hiding somewhere, but I've forgotten where. Oh well. She told me not to say anything, anyway. I think.

My class starts soon, so

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
THE END OF THE WORLD HAS COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mattie stole my sprinkles! And not just ANY sprinkles, but my ultra-52nd dimension time altering glow in the dark sprinkles, AND my slightly radioactive hazelnut flavored rainbow sprinkles!! For an energy drink! AN ENERGY DRINK. It tastes all weird and fuzzy, too, and after only one sip, I was so dizzy and frantic I ran around in circles for half an hour. HALF AN HOUR. I still can't see straight, and I hope she doesn't force me to drink it again. Having your roommate pour an energy drink down your throat while you're still asleep is NOT a pleasant way wake up.

In other news, last night was a lot of fun. We all went down to get icecream which was delicious (I got a cone full of sprinkles with a dollop of vanilla icecream on top) and I won at 5-dimensional chess. (Walls is still learning). Eralonia looked very sweet in her dress, and is very tall now. Claude is still acting weird. I think I understood why at some point, but I've forgotten already. But still.
I introduced @Pacifica to the virtue of sprinkles, and she said she'd show me to the library today. Even if I forget the way, we can hangout, and I can give her some moral support or something when she has to read to the kids. Children seem to like me for some reason. I think it's because they think sudden flashes in and out of visibly are like extreme peek-a-boo or something. Actually I'm getting better at controlling that. Pacifica and I practiced a lot last night. She's also getting better at controlling luck. More or less. But still.

*shaterring glass and slightly evil laughter is heard in the background*
I think Mattie just drank five more of her "Lovesick Soda" things. I think Claude and I will leave the room now.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
I'm starting to get a little worried. Mattie apparently never showed up at the club thing, and even though I think she said she'd be back by now, I haven't seen her. Maybe she's just being "fashionably late" or something. But still.

I am getting rather bored actually. This has NEVER happened to me before. Or maybe it has and I just forgot. But still. My class is over and Claude doesn't want to play any games; he just wants to talk about dolls and he keeps trying to stand on his hind legs (he can't though, it's rather painful to watch). He's being kind of weird, actually.

I'm going to head over to where everyone is; @trash lord is there, and it will be interesting to talk to someone else invisible. Not to mention everyone else is there too.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
Claude has gone to help Morris comfort Eralonia. He didn't watch the video himself, though. I wouldn't let him. He's just very sensitive about this kind of thing, (He cried for hours when we watched "Marley and Me", and he doesn't even like dogs!) and it was terribly sad. I didn't want him to get depressed. I hope Eralonia is ok.

In other news, with Claude gone, and Mattie at her Customer Growing thing, I'm completely alone in the room, and since my class isn't for a few hours, I decided to experiment with my powers. I've discovered that when I'm invisible, the same rules don't apply to me as they do when I'm visible. And if I focus really hard and eat sprinkles, I can make only certain parts of me invisible. So I am currently hanging upside down from the ceiling with my feet invisible. I hope I don't suddenly flash into complete visibility. Or run out of sprinkles.

I think it's sad that I'm learning more on my own than I did in class. Or maybe I did learn this in class and I just forgot. But still.

*room shakes suddenly*
Did anyone else feel that? It felt kind of like a rip in the space-time continuum. Or the eradication of an entire plane of existence. Or a universe being destroyed.
Huh. I hope Mattie's being careful.

*sigh* Maybe I'll go find Walls and see if he wants to play 5-dimensional chess or something. If I can remember how to get down.

Farewell for now,
Nobody

Dear Somebody,
I enjoyed the party very much. Although, I did leave early. But still.

Mattie insisted on chatting at me all night, giving me LOVE TIPS and other unsolicited advice. I'm pretty sure I have every single LOVE TIP memorized by now. Partly because she talks about them a lot, and mostly because all I have to read are her "books". (I can never remember where the library is, and I always forget to ask Claude, so if I want to read, I just grab what's lying around the room.) I just barely slipped away when I turned invisible; she just kept talking.

Claude and I are currently playing a game of backgammon. It's our tenth game. He insists on playing until he wins; I think he's jealous that Walls is better them him. Speaking of whom, I haven't seen him since the party. He disappeared halfway through. I'd forgotten about that. But then I remembered! See, Claude? My memory IS perfect. *makes winning move on backgammon board* I'm going back to the room. Claude can play me in a rematch later, I'm still exhausted from everything, and I have my first summer class of learning how to speak squirrel. Maybe Eralonia will teach him how to roll dice better. *starts towards the dorms, pauses*
Wait. I forgot which room I'm in. I'll ask Claude.

Farewell for now,
Nobody