Is that how you do it? I normally just lay down somewhere (birdbath in my case) and allow the white noise to shroud me until I can see myself, well, seeing myself.

But to each their own, I suppose. Whatever works.

Hello, fellow students. Crowleys is back again for round 2. As I'm sure most of you know, I enrolled rather late into the school year a few months ago. Summer has been great for me, as I had a lot of time to get used to my new form.

Yes—I am still a crow. I figured out how to type properly again using my talons, and over the summer I also figured out how to fly! You don't have to say it, I know I'm cooler than you, It's okay.
I tried to mingle alongside more of the wild outdoorsy crows, to which I figured out I actually am much larger than the average bird. They were very hesitant to let me flock alongside them. I guess they forgot about the whole "birds of a feather flock together" quote. Simpletons, I'll tell 'ya what..

ANYWAYS, it is time for Back To School. I'm going to remain neutral to the whole "school sucks" vs. "school rocks" attitude. I had to get a special outfit tailored in order for it to fit my avian form. Even birds can be fancy, my friends.

See you then,
"Gav" Crowleys

((ps. do NOT pull out my feathers when we see each other in school. i can and will bite you))

As a new student, I would love to announce some wonderful news:

The transformation process worked, and I've finally begun to sprout my wings. Now, I know what everyone's thinking; "but you were totally a Humanoid yesterday!"

Yes, idiots. Obviously I was MEANT to be born a crow. It's in my name! I mean, c'mon. How can I be a CROWleys and not be a bird? Stupid birthing process... And since I never saw my parents and only got raised by that entity in the upstairs bathroom with no describable face, it's safe to assume they were birds too. Anyways, anybody have my firdst peroid and iif socan i copyy yoiur ohmeweor k

Feathers don't work well as fingers.

I woke up today, and this website was the first thing I got redirected to. An account has been made. Weird stuff. Going back to bed soon and hopefully will forget about.. this thing.