The Elder Scouts are returning from their centuries-long hiatus this month, and we’re sure you’ll have lots of questions as you find them doddering around campus, looking for a bathroom, and asking when dinner is.

To answer all your questions, Elder Scout Ambassador @Gwiazda Vega will be conducting meet-and-greets, get-to-know-you sessions, campus tours, and making arrangements for these venerated spirits to stay in your dorm room in your bed while you sleep on the floor.

Welcome Gwiazda!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Though I'll be staying home and washing my hair on Valentine's Day (as well as slathering my body with a special fire and curse resistant moisturizer), we are working with our private-public-private sponsor @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. to ensure that Mr. E and the new WELLNESS CENTER are represented at the dance, offering refreshments, positive "vibes," and a first-class burn unit to make sure this will be the best Valentine's Dance and Barbeque since the famous and catastrophic "end times" school fire of 1982.

You kids have fun!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Yes, I think it's a wonderful time to re-think our approach to the traditional Year End Sock Hop, @Prefect Alan.

Which is why, dear students, Prefect Alan is now official chairman of the Year End Sock Hop committee! And will no doubt make sure the Sock Hop is welcoming to all students, regardless of their relationship to socks.

And I'm sure Alan would love you to sign up for Socked Up Sock Hop Duties to make sure this year's event is the most spectacular ever!

Sign up via the clipboard hanging outside my office, or reply to @Prefect Alan directly.


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

If you look carefully through your school-provided eldritch scrying lens, @Lia Bezos, you should see some eerily glowing characters on the wall of your small dark room. Those characters translate as:

WAITING FOR THE HOST TO LET YOU IN

But really, they aren't letting any new students in. Or any old students out. Not until the Tribulations of N'kaar conclude, which has its season finale this Friday night!

Through an arrangement with the Other Side, you'll be able to watch the live stream by tuning in on the Magnalobe™ devices now available in the student store.

Let's go Psyhigh! Beat those... tribulations!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

I'm thrilled to report that the opening of the new portal in Extradimensional Concourse C was a success, and the Aos sí Investment Group was fully satisfied with the sacrifices so many of you made to make this possible.

As a result, Representatives of the Aos sí Investment Group have agreed to postpone their invasion of our dimension so long as the best and the brightest of Psyhigh's student body travel through the portal of their own free will and face the Tribulations of N'kaar.

Sign up on the bulletin board outside my office!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

What... are we doing about the new portal in Extradimensional Concourse C, @Adeg asks?

It's true the increased number of masked celebrants is making preparations difficult, as they keep getting wrapped up in the crêpe paper and knocking down the banners and the card tables. We ask that the revelers please remain outside the area marked with black and yellow psychic construction tape.

The increase in microearthquakes emanating from the extradimensional terminal is also causing some disruption campus-wide, but is to be expected as the Aos sí Investment Group completes the final unbinding spells on their side of the gate.

We ask all students to remain patient and prepare to welcome our new sponsors from the Aos sí group! Remember to purchase appropriate costumes and disguises so as not be confused as food when the ambassadors arrive.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

I'm delighted to announce that all this month the school will be celebrating our annual Autumnal Extravaganza, culminating in the opening of a new portal in Extradimensional Concourse C.

This new portal could not have been achieved without the aid of the Aos sí Investment Group, dedicated to opening cultural and economic communion with the Other Worlds. Aos sí will be sponsoring various events throughout the month, and we encourage you to read their brochures, but maybe don't touch any of the hors d'oeuvres and refreshments.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Thank you students for your deep interest in the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)!

As Psyhigh's Student Activities Coordinator, the APSA is like my right hand! Or, at least a really important tentacle.

APSA members are specifically recruited for their unique skills and abilities, discovered by our legendary scouts. Always looking for special talents, those scouts!

The APSA motto explains it well: Don't call us. We'll call you.

You'll be hearing from us in the morning.


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Welcome new students! And returning students with memory issues!

By now I know you're milling around helplessly, looking for your dorm, new friends, your luggage, and perhaps some water without all those pesky mind control chemicals in it.

Students from the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA) are here to help. You can identify them by their bright green jackets, and can find them throughout campus waiting on your every need. If an Active Psychic Student Alliance student is not immediately available, merely concentrate on the ⊷ ⊱ ⊙ ⊍ series as described in your orientation brochure.

And of course know that you're always welcome to visit me in my office! It's located on the third-and-a-half floor of the administration building, through the mirrored hallway of the Future Nurse and around the corner from the Belated Boiler. If I'm not in my office just leave a note on my bulletin board with the little crayon on the string.

Looking forward to a wonderful new preternatural school year!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Oh yes Hannah, that sounds like a wonderful idea. Even if you have no experience whatsoever, I'm sure it would be perfectly safe for you to take part in the Psychic Rodeo. You don't mind being roped, do you?

In fact, you should attend the Ghost Hoedown this Thursday, which is a little soiree the ghosts put on the night before the rodeo starts. It would be a great way for you to get to know the other ghosts and wailers. If you bring @Sweetie2 by the Intensity Learning Lab in the Psychic Resource Center earlier that evening, we can hook her up to some of the school's old mandatory education tapes and I'm sure she'll sleep deeply the whole night through.

Meanwhile, the Psychic Fair and Rodeo is open for business! The carnival midway opens each night this week and through the weekend at dusk. All rides free for students and associated others. If you observe any residents of the town slipping in, please practice Level 5 Outsider Isolation Protocols, and let your RA know.

During the day, be sure to visit the exhibition halls to see the Psyhigh 4-H club's entries in the mythic animal husbandry competition, as well as memory quilting, poisonous jam and pie contest, and mental hay and fencing division I. We'll be competing against paranormal schools district-wide, so be sure to come and show your Psyhigh Spirit!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator