And that's how Nasalite and I were awarded the Psy Corps' Medal of Honor—by @Junior Agent LuLu herself!

Upon returning to Junior Psy Corps HQ, Nasalite sneezed the kindly old man into a containment chamber. After the anesthetizing effects of Nasalite's mucus wore off, the kindly old man readily admitted to the whole scheme—how, after introducing Mipies to a new generation of bioengineered pet consumers, he tricked unwary students into allowing themselves to be experimented on as a way to pay back the voluminous debts they'd accumulated through his gambling con games. By creating human/Mipi hybrids, the kindly old man hoped to create a whole new kind of Mipi—one more suited to today's jaded youth, but that could also serve as board members for a shady corporate cabal to further his dreams of domination of the global market.

Meanwhile, @Sammy Watson, @Eva_Riffic's Onionator Erasmus P Hardington, and other students that had been transformed to Mipies are undergoing reverse gene therapy in an attempt to return them to their original human states. Doctors give the procedure a 50/50 chance.

As for the Mipies liberated from the kindly old man's hidden lab, they are all in need of good homes! That's why the Junior Psy Corps is sponsoring an Adopt-a-Mipi event all this weekend at the Spoonbender. Drop by and take home your new forever friend today!

AH, AHHHH!!! I finally got it!!!! I finally captured a Trilorifimine!! It's so big... @Ms. Hazeltine is there like um... a storage place I can put this guy? I don't think I have room in my dorm. Anyways, its so cute and fluffy!!! It's also being really nice to me and it smells like fresh laundry. I will be letting people play with it, just like, help me study. I am failing.

A rare find indeed, @Scaramouche! A real free range Mipi! There really aren't many of those left.

You see, following the scandal a few years ago, the original biologic IP went into asset forfeiture, and it was acquired by a Chinese company, and as a result all known specimens had to be decompiled and sent to the new owners. So we had those bright yellow Mipi Decomposting Bins all over campus for a year or so.

There's still one last Mipi Decomposting Bin in the basement under the gymnasium, next to the old arcade games. So, just stuff your Trilorifimine into that and we'll be in compliance with the court order.

And don't worry, a Trilorifimine is mostly fluff! You'll totally be able to fit it through the chute.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Sounds like you saw a Chiropepi, @Sylo Silkstring. There are a couple in the woods.

I don’t catch Mipies. I’m just a Mipi watcher. It’s better for them to stay wild these days. I keep a secret catalog.

I hate to break it but I am NOT getting rid of him, he is so adorable legal or not and I fear he is not going down any chute. If you try, you will go down too. Anyways! He has been helpling me with my laundry and if you were wondering where my fresh new scent is from, well it's from him! I decorated him with some of the new flowers I found, Scaracs and he is so jolly! I remember to feed him on a regular basis and now knowing his maluability, I've been sneaking him into class and petting him when I get stressed.