Sammy Watson

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1/24/2023 11:24pm

I can't believe it. The RikRik lost!!!! What amigonnado?!!!

The kindly old man was there at the match. Everything was going great, and the RikRik went up for spinning wind attack and we all thought that was going to be the end of it. But what?!! Suddenly the RikRik stopped in mid air -- and blew up! Bits of horny scales went flying everywhere, some of them lodging in people's hats and coats and backpacks.

It turned out the Tumbloo had psyonic type enhancers. Like +500 enhancers. The kindly old man said he did not see that on the Snilis, so maybe the one he saw was forged or outdated. He felt really bad about it... which he should of because that was all my spending money till summer break. :(

Luckily though... and he said he usually doesn't share this kind of info... there's another battle later this week that absolutely can not fail. A Trefoilamungus vs a Vertomancer... 17 to 1 on the Vertomancer. He said he'd even loan me like... well I won't even tell you how much, but it's huge and when the Vertomancer wins I'll make back everything I lost plus what the kindly old man loaned me and a whole lot more. It's gonna be so awesome. Things are gonna change I can feel it.

1/23/2023 11:05pm

I met a kindly old man watching the Mipi battles behind the gym today. He told me about a RikRik and a Tumbloo who are going at it at noon tomorrow. He said he'd seen the Snilis for each of them and that there was no way the RikRik could lose, because it's a scute type and its dermal armor was razor sharp and it has spinning wind attack. And since Tumbloos are just big jelly type roly-polies, it was a no brainer.

Then he said he had a 16 to 1 locked in on the RikRik (which he told me meant I get sixteen dollars for every dollar) and I could get in on it if I wanted, which he usually didn't do, but it was such an amazing opportunity and he could tell I was a big fan and really understood the game. He said it was worth going big on so I went to the psychic ATM and pulled out everything I had, which was awesome because my parents just topped me up for next semester. I am going to be soooo rich! I can't lose!!!