Dear Somebody,
Today is Saturday! Or maybe that was yesterday. Or was it last week? I can never remember. Anyway, Claudette is doing a lot better. Her scales have already healed up from where the hydra tore them off, and her left front foot is no longer bruised from Cerberus accidentally stepping on it. Claude and I have been feeding her a steady diet of freeze dried pigeons and popcorn covered in chipotle peppers, as well as daily applying a homemade salve to her various wounds. I'm not quite sure what's in the salve; Claude makes it himself with ingredients from his garden, but when I accidentally got some on the rug, it burned a hole through the floor. I moved an over stuffed plush chair over the hole so no one would notice.

I'm sorry about the burn marks, @Alra Mist; Claudette has been in a bad mood lately. I think she's just grumpy and used to being alone. With Claude. And me. And sometimes @Walls. But still.

In other news, Psychic Crime Club seems to have come to a stand still. Walls offered the use of the boiler room for meetings, and @patrick is trying to get a new lab built, but not much is happening. There was recently an opportunity to steal the priceless haunted manuscript of Hermes Trismegistus, and we even came up with a scheme and looked into the market (Claude found someone willing to buy it for 500,000 jars of sprinkles and two tons of imported diamonds), but I think the time has passed. Or has it? Maybe the manuscript won't be put on display until this Friday. I thought it was last Friday, but I think I might be wrong. Unless I'm right. Or I could just be right about being wrong. Time has been hard to tell recently; I think it might have something to do with Patrick and his time-traveling problem. Maybe @Steak Richardson can help him.

But as I was saying, Hermes Trismegistus's haunted manuscript will be put on display in the Museum of Unappreciated Non-History this Friday (or is it Saturday?) and as our first (official) heist under my reign, er, presidency, we will be stealing, er, permanently borrowing it. We'll meet tonight and tomorrow night in the boiler room to make sure everyone knows the plan. @Cloe, if you're looking for a club to join, you're welcome to attend the meetings to see if you might be interested in Psychic Crime Club.

Farewell for now,
Nobody
(Current) President of Psychic Crime Club

Hey guys so ya again sorry about the lab I have made "arrangements" with a semi-local construction company to rebuild it up to my standards. That includes emergency pocket dimensions in case a catastrophe like this happens again. The power will be more reliable due to a custom built tessaract from the year 4820AD hooked up to a power plant in a separate dimension. I have had new equipment designed and shipped with cerberus saliva in mind. Plus I plan to hook the entire school with brand new psychic link laptops all custom built for even the most powerfull of minds @Big Jim I hope you enjoy yours. Don't worry about cost I have it all covered. All I need now is a place that sells chew bones big enough any help?

Hey guys so ya again sorry about the lab I have made "arrangements" with a semi-local construction company to rebuild it up to my standards. That includes emergency pocket dimensions in case a catastrophe like this happens again. The power will be more reliable due to a custom built tessaract from the year 4820AD hooked up to a power plant in a separate dimension. I have had new equipment designed and shipped with cerberus saliva in mind. Plus I plan to hook the entire school with brand new psychic link laptops all custom built for even the most powerfull of minds @Big Jim I hope you enjoy yours. Don't worry about cost I have it all covered. All I need now is a place that sells chew bones big enough any help?

Yeah well I'm not sure where we're going to get to hang around naked at meetings at now that Crime Club is on hiatus. That was like the best part of Crime Club. Definitely not on the haunted theater field trip. With my mom. Sheesh.

@Steak Richardson no intervention needed as some of you know I can't control when I travel through time as per the mental gear rattling I've always been extremely spacey

Holy crap that's right! Now I remember @Rex Tubo going on about that sword. And I remember him not going on about it. I wonder what he's up to with it? Didn't help him with Cerebus apparently.

I think @patrick might be suffering from time dementia, which happens to people who do too much time travelling. It's not really "dementia" technically, it's just that their temporal gears get stripped so they literally lose their bearings and they don't lock into time gear like you and me.

So I'm sitting at Crime Club, in the raw just like @Monterey Jack, and we see @patrick walk in and start going on about his hydra sword or whatever. And then later he comes back in and does it all again. But it wasn't like he was repeating himself, it was like THE EXACT SAME MOMENT. Weird. Now he's in touch with @Rex Turbo, but IN THE PAST!

I think it might be time for an Time Travel Abuse intervention.

Sorry about the above I don't keep up on the news very well I meant @Nobody I think

To anybody injured by the hydra I am really sorry about that I did try to warn @Rex Turbo not to take it to the lab but he insisted on it. I'll try to get my healing charms from my vault but it got buried. I am currently writing this from said vault as I await help. Please hurry I don't want to use my teleportation shield because it is unpredictable.

On the plus side, I am so glad that Crime Club made suits optional. So I now attend meetings completely nude, which is really freeing.

On the minus side, I can't believe my mom is going on the historic haunted Liberty Theater field trip. This sucks on so many levels you don't even know.