{Wonderful. Now I need to deal with TWO brainless, small things.}

\\HEY!\\

{That's right. I still have that stupid pixie, Luceat. And now I need to deal with @Nobody. For now, I've locked her in my room ,where's she's staying with the moth and I.}

\\Quit calling me a moth. It's getting old, Ghosty.\\

{Need to keep them because if I let it go, who knows what'll be destroyed by it.}

>=SPRINKLES! CANDY! NEEDNEEDNEED SUGARSUGARSUGAR NEEDNEEDNEED SUGARSUGARSUGAR--=<

{NOBODY! SHUT UP! Auuugh... and soon I need to supervise Attie? *sigh*}

\\YAAAAAAH! I-- WILL--\\

{Well, I've gotta do it. SOMEONE has to.}

*click*

{AH.}

{I've just returned from the Ice Cream Social... to find my girlfriend's mind in someone else's body. Wow. Uhm... let's see here. @Scilph is in @Nobody's body, Eralonia in Scilph's, Claude in Eralonia's, and Nobody in Claude's. Also with Attie and Paci switched around. Oi, my head...}

{I'm coming to help with the Swap-Back. I've already greeted @Walls back into the vicinity, so that's good. I missed you so much, man! We've gotta play a celebratory game of checkers. He was at the Social, and we had a grand old time, really. I ate lots of ice cream and got "BAN THE BOX" posters and pins and stuff. Even Mattie was there, hitting on various ghosts. Little does she know how old they are. Heh. I spun around and tap-danced with @Nate Sun; most of the things he says about us don't quite apply to me, as I am half ghost... but something about people spinning around is mesmerizing. I dunno.}

{I'm gonna head on down to Nobody's Dorm... I'll wear a gas mask. Scilph, try to stay visible for me! It'll be fine. I'm sure.}

{I hope.}

{Oi.}

*click*

Geh... Mattie needs to get her head out of her own little world once in awhile, because so many things are going on and she doesn't even realize it. Typical. Well, my cousin isn't quite the brightest.

Oh. You must be confused. There aren't any squiggly brackets around my speech. Uhm... Well...

=~ERALONIA! ER, SCILPH?? WH-WHO ARE YOU???~=

Ahh... yep. Bodyswapped again... Scilph ran into the room just as I finished teaching Claude how to walk. She was talking about Anime and cake, but I couldn't hear any of it. I guess the potion fumes were still let in the room, because as soon as she inhaled, I found myself in her body. Let's see... Claude is currently in my body, and he's stumbling around like a drunkard... HEY! DON'T LIFT MY DRESS, YOU PERVERT!

=~Sorry.~=

Geez... I'm in Scilph's body... so Scilph must be in Nobody's body. *scratch scratch* I'm always surprised when I feel my paws- er, hands... and they don't have fur. Yow. It's scary... you'd know.

=~Feh. Yeah, I know. I had gotten USED to my human body. It was weird... but fun. I liked it. Now I'm wobbling around on your cat legs...~= *thump* =~Owch. How d'ya walk on these things...?~=

Kinda the same way as a human. I adapted.

=~Feh. Good for you.~=

Your voice sounds all gruff like it usually does. It's weird, coming from my body.

=~I wanna get back to mine.~=

Same here... let's find Scilph and Nobody. Hopefully, no one else gets mixed up in this.

*click*

{Ah.}

{A lot of things are going on. Wow. Uhh... So, first Attie and Paci's wanting to be back together because they miss each other but can't say it, and now with the bodyswap... two types of "Swaps" are going on. I don't like this...*sigh* SO many things are happening... Claude and Nobody, I would absolutely help... but I need to go to "a Ghost's Guide to the Underworld III"... I'm taking a field trip there in a few weeks, so I need to get my facts straight. I'll send Eralonia right down, don't worry. She'll teach Cludebody how to walk, and cut off Noaude's sprinkle supply.}

~I'm on it. I'll cancel Scilph's lessons...~

Uwaah! Today is so... Anime-like. A simple misunderstanding that could be solved if they had a conversation, and a bodyswap! Very exciting. After my classes, Eralonia, I will accompany you.

~Not a good idea. They said that the potion didn't have to be consumed... so it is very likely if two others go in there, they will swap as well. It's best if I go alone. I'm off!~

{Maybe I should talk to Atlantica and Pacifica after my classes... I'll tell Attie at lunch. They need to have a little chat.}

*click*

{What I am about to say should be taken only in the most polite, respectful, considerate way possible. This is my opinion, and my opinion alone. I do not mean to disrespect or offend and higher forces of patrol in any way, shape, or form. Reader Discretion is advised. Thank you.}

{Well, here is Morris' unpopular opinion.}

{I find those Ghost Boxes around school to be very offensive.}

{It lures an unsuspecting ghost in, keeps them trapped there (until someone with authorized permission opens the box), and while inside will taunt the ghost by allowing them to be gawked at by peeping through the keyhole. This, to me, is very embarrassing and quite self-esteem draining. I don't know about you, but I don't really enjoy being trapped in a small, confined space for hours upon hours while being stared at by any passerby. And take if from me: the backwards playing music is creepy. And I also get freaked by all the mirrors. Yeesh.}

{So as a ghost myself, I would prefer that these wretched boxes are removed entirely from the school. A summary of what I've just said:}

{I really hate Ghost Boxes.}

*click*

{This dumb moth. I hadn't helped us for a LONG while.... we were about to crack the bug when Scilph had walked in at past midnight. Whoo... she looked tired. She told me everything, and promptly fell asleep. I guess that whole journey really took it out of her. and WHOOF, was it quite the story! Man. I'll let her tell it... once she wakes up. You know how well of a storyteller she is.}

{Anyway, about the moth--}

\\I AM NOT A MOTH! AND MY NAME IS LUCEAT! Y-YOU THICK-HEADED GHOST-BOY, I'LL PUMMEL YA!\\

{I don't think you'll be doing anything like that, hm? With you being in a jar and all...}

\\YAAAH! I WILL AVENGE KING SCINTILLULA! I WILL BRING HIM BACK QUEEN SYLPH, JUST YOU WAIT, YOU--\\

{I think that's enough. I'm gonna shove you under a couch cushion...}

*silence*

{Geez. Dumb thing. I think I'm gonna keep it for awhile, just to spite him... it nearly got to poor Eralo's dolls. Lucee is the one who tore her Pre-Ordered Limited Edition dress for Ringo... she's furious. I think if he's let out, she'll eat him.}

~Ew. He'll taste beastly.~

{I'm sure he will. Anyway, sorry about not getting up the full- and TRUE -story up yet. Scilph's been sleeping for awhile. Also snoring quite loudly.}

{And sorry about abandoning you for so long, Krissi. Would you like me to still stay in your room? Also, are you alright? You did say you were afraid of the dark. Don't worry, I'll help you out.}

{Seeya. And thank you, S.S.S. Squad. I really owe you guys! Without you, She'd still be there... S-so, thank you SO much! I-I'm really glad you all went out there... it means a lot to me.}

{Thank you.}

*click*

~*LOUD SCREAMING*~

~NOOOOOOOO! NOT DEBORAH! SHE'S MY LIMITED EDITION DOLL-- PUT THAT DRESS DOWN!~*RIPPING*~I PRE-ORDERED THAT! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH RINGO, YOU LITTLE PESTS! I WILL RIP OFF YOUR WINGS AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU DISGUSTING--!~ *LOUD THUMPING*

{GEEZ! DUMB FAIRIES! SHOO, SHOO, GET OUT! SEND REINFORCEMENTS TO DORM 667... I CAME BACK UP FROM THE BOILER ROOM TO GET MY TOOTHBRUSH, AND I FIND THESE STUPID PIXIES! ATLANTICA, YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT THIS TIME--! HEY! PUT DOWN OUR TV!} *GLASS BREAKING*

{AHA! I CAUGHT ONE IN A JAR-- HEY! CUT THAT OUT! THEY'RE BITING ME... I'M NOT LETTING YOU GET TO ME! RELINE, GET THE BUG SPRAY!}

~ALREADY GOT IT!~ *SPRAYING SOUNDS*

*silence*

{Welp, our dorm is completely trashed... I caught a total of... one pixie. Amazing.}

~*sigh* Give me the Journal, I'm going to catch up on entries... *sound of Gretel's singing* ah, so that's the War chant. They were singing that the entire time,~

{There's freaking glass everywhere... SUNUVA--}

~MORRIS! LOOK!~

{What?}

~SCILPH'S BEEN CAPTURED!~

{WHAT?! I'm going to SQUASH these filthy bugs... where is she?}

~I can't make it out... they knocked down our signal satellite!~

{We can still find her! If we can get this stupid freak of nature to spill the beans!}

*muffled bell jingling*

{...Do you speak Pixian?}

~I've got the Speech Potion.~

\\GAH! LET ME OUTTA HERE, GHOSTIE! OR YOU'LL BE SORRY!\\

~Fat chance, tiny. What's your name?~

\\Luceat. Means shine in Latin-- TH-THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT! OPEN THE LID ON THIS JAR OR YOU'RE TOAST!\\

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* {YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!}

\\YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!\\

~Can someone help us with this? Come to Dorm 667 to help us get this damn moth to spill.~

\\I AM NOT A MOTH! I AM RESPECTED MEMBER OF MY COMMUNITY--\\

*CLICK*

{Yo!}

{I've been bunking with Krissi for awhile, and it's... uhm...}

"MORRIS! WHERE'S MY 85th LIZARD?!"

{Did you check the shower yet?}

... *running away*

{Krissi is super cool and fun to be around, but... he's kinda overbearing sometimes. A lizard and three snakes crawled into my Journal... one won't come out.}

*LOUD HISSING*

{ACK!... Anyway... I heard about Attie's reaction to the pixie cut... and now she has a pixie of her own... that explains why the lizards are out, the boiler has burst, and Krissi's clothes are wrinkled beyond belief.}

*LOUD SCREAMING IS HEARD*

{...That came from Kristopher's closet... I think he found out... yeesh...}

{I wonder how Scilph is doing.}

{Well, @Kristopher, if you don't mind, I'll be your "Temporary Roommate"! After all, I do look like @Walls a little bit. Same tousled hair, floatiness, and I've got the same see-through thing going on... plus, it'd be a good opportunity to really meet you.}

~A plus to that plus, Scilph and I will have the Dorm to ourselves.~

{Shut up.}

Aww, but if you do go, I will miss you!

~Augh, Scilph, don't get sappy...~

{Ohh... It won't be too long! Just until Walls comes back.}

...Alright.

{Good. Now, Kristopher-- er, you said you wanted to be called Krissi... Okay, Krissi. What's your room number? I'll be down in a bit, if you'll let me be your temporary roommate. I need to pack.}

*click*

{Status Update: Still outside. Not allowed to come in. I know about everything that's going on... But I can't come int because I'm still dripping makeup. Oh well. At least I'm here with Blackie. After all this, I really need to say hi to Atlantica...}

*LOUD EXPLOSION*

{Welp.}

*click*