I would like to apply for the internship.

Name: Ava Elisabeth

Previous Employment:

Santa's Shop of Horrors
3 months
June-August
In the year >*<

Discount Shadow and Demon
! year
Dec-Dec
1912

Mcdonalds
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Nonprofit/Chariety:

Demon Rights Watch
(D.R.W.)
Advocate and Volunteer
1 year

Exorsist without borders
(E.W.B.)
Volunteer Exorcist
1 eternity

Red Plus Sign
(R.P.S.)
Nurse
2 mega-annums

Essay Questions:

Q:1. Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, driffting through the wind, wanting to start again?
A: Most definetly.

Q:2. Is this the real life ? Is this just fantasy?
A: Yes and yes

Q:3. What is love?
A: BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE

Q:4.What are you weaknesses?
A: To be honest, butterflies, radioactive elephants, butter, elephants, pregnant elephants, and elephant with perms.

Q:5. How do you feel about planetary alignment?
A: I think that people shouldn't make such a big deal about this. Planets can do what they want.
Who cares if the sun has a goth phase and becomes a black hole. The sun can do what they want.
And why do people care so much about labeling pluto, like pluto is pluto.

I hope you will consider my application.
Thank you for you time.

Final Day! The Sadie Hawkins leaves tomorrow!

That's right, it's the last day of our stopover here at Psyhigh, and we're slashing prices to celebrate! Prices so low you'll think we've gone MAD!

3 Piece Magic Toaster sets: 75% off!

Helpy Pigs (feed them anything!): All offers accepted.

Crystal Gloves (great for handling unwanted thoughts): 50% off!

Giant Stone Owls (they STILL FLY!): 67% off!

And MANY MORE! We've got to drop more ballast, and hoping YOU can make it happen. Trades always considered.

Also, we've accepted three interns who, upon their confirmation, will be joining us on the next several legs of our continuous journey trading along the psychic jet stream. Those new potential cabin mates are: @Louis C., @Marni Saylor, and @Ava Elisabeth! Looking forward to having you all on board, and we'll be reviewing any last-minute applications we get today. Then, tomorrow morning, we're up up and away, so visit us today for one last look before we fly.

Captain Armando Lupiz

Ohhhh last day!

Ok I saved up all my dollars, darics, tokens, staters and ancient Lydian coins for this occasion.

How much will it cost for the crystal gloves? I have a lot of unwanted thoughts that need to be rid of.

I could also use a toaster or 12.

Thanks for stopping by! ^-^

Awaiting your next visit with anticipation,

creature_of_darkness >~<

Airship personnel, prepare for liftoff. Ground crew standby.

Secure hatches. Ground crews: release howsers. Declamping mooring post.

And, the continuous merchant dirigible Sadie Hawkins is up in the air and on its way. Thankyou for a great visit, Psyhigh!

Now we're on our way to catch the psychic slipstream to our next stop. Communication will be intermittent, depending on metamagnetic weather.

Au revoir!

Captain Armando Lupiz

Dear Diary,

So far, my internship on the Sadie Hawkins has been delightful. Each day the interns (myself, @Louis C. ,and
@Marni Saylor ) are assigned different jobs, which gives us more experience on the ship.

Today I have Aquarium Watch, which quite honestly is boring. Since the Sadie Hawkins transports live sharks, mutated waterghosts, jelly bears, grizzly fish and a cornucopia of other aquatic animals, someone has to make sure no of them wake up.
Of course they do put a spell over the animals, but occasionally they will wake up and tear the crew to shreds in a rampage of pure horror.

In other news,I have snuck my watermelon/Banana hybrid, Kaliningrad, on board. Apparently, strapping your pet onto your bed with dental floss, so you don't have to pay for a pet sitter is " cruel and wrong" and "Not a way to treat a living thing" . So, In will just have to hang out with me.

Happily,
Ava Elisabeth
INTERN
Zephyr Air Transport Inc.

This evening, the Sadie Hawkins will be making its first landing since leaving Psyhigh. As a night landing it is a little trickier than a daytime landing, and we ask that our intern crew be especially on their toes.

We'll be landing in the small hamlet of Clavus. It's on the edge of Cornfield Country, where the Cornfields of Infinity begin. Just past the Wart Troll lands.

Mostly we're here for the haunted cornhusk dolls, and popping corn. The Clavus people have a thing for old VHS tapes and Game Boy games, and we've got plenty to trade them.

This will be a short stop, either one or two days depending. Everyone will be assigned shifts in the tents. Crew is free to explore Clavus and its surroundings when you're not on duty. Just stay clear of the Corn Mazes. We've got a tight schedule.

Captain Armin Kobad
Captain of the Continuous Merchant Dirigible Sadie Hawkins

Oh, I should have mentioned. Corn Mazes are one of my weaknesses.

Dear diary,

We have landed in Clavus and I have register duty which is quite stressful due to the hoards of Corngiants
And Clavus People buying VHS tapes and Game Boy Games.

On my break, I explored the village and found that they mostly just have Old VHS players and Game Boys and don't really have any other technologies. Also, they have A TON of Miniature Golf Courses . There is like two restaurants, a couple stores, and 59 Miniature Golf Courses! 59 Miniature Golf Courses ! 59!!

They also have tons of mutant plant animals ! So Kaliningrad had a fun time playing with other plants animals.

Tomorrow, I have register duty again , but I am planning
On hiking to a Wart Troll village and exploring after work.

Sincerely,
Ava Elisabeth
INTERN
Zephyr Air Transport Inc.