Psychic Crime Club

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- 1/29/2016 8:50am

Why do I have to tell you what it's like to be a psychic youth? You should be able to read my thought emanations. I enjoy invoking unspeakable lifeforms from vintage grimoire and watching the resulting chaos. I am currently being home schooled after an unfortunate "incident" at my last school. I am looking forward to being among students like myself, where I can conquer and wreak havoc among my classmates. I am also looking for henchmen or women to join my legion of malevolent youth. So, I'm really looking forward to meeting everyone and making friends!

Tammy Reins
- 1/29/2016 11:08pm

Yeah I think this place is ripe for some psycho-mystic thought-crime mayhem, @Ebola. These squares can't see around the corners of a haunted klein bottle. They are marks just begging for a shave and a haircut.

So let's set it up right. Let's meet at Denny's.

And about yesterday, @Arteimis Roe: you didn't break it - I did. I was trying to tamper with the controls on the chronospheres but they've got them so locked down you can hardly do a thing, so I had a coat hanger and a ball peen hammer stuck in there when the alarms went off and I hadda split before I had things properly back together, and it put that big drop-off in between 2:30 and 3. My bad!

But if they didn't keep it all locked up in the first place, I wouldn't break it trying to get at it, now would I?

How 'bout that ArteImis, Ebola? For the crime club. Seems you've both got demons.

- 1/31/2016 5:44am

It's my first time to post a journal since I was young. I have met everyone and its good.
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I never got so many kinds of friends here. But others tend to leave me but it's okay because of my hobbies and the likes.
Like red cranberries, red balloons, red eyes, red blllllloooooddd)@!(^#)(!^^$!

Tammy Reins
- 1/31/2016 12:13pm

The first meeting of Psychic Crime Club went really well. Dine & dash at Denny's for brunch. Dine & dash is so much easier for psychik youth, because you can just get waitresses to remember things wrong. Even make them think we're great tippers! I'm a completist, so I like to get in and mentally adjust their digital records so things still seem to add up at the end of the day. But I can't help but leave some kind of mark. On the marks. So tonight they'll find a sale for the Caveman Breakfast Slam, which comes with Mammoth Steaks and Dodo Egg Omelet.

Anyway, @Ebola and @Arteimis Roe both did the Peanut Butter Cup Pancake Breakfast (apparently having such deep connections with dark entities gives you this huge sugar deficit). Got @Rubra to come along, with the promise of a free large tomato juice and a Fit Fare Veggie Skillet, with ketchup. Had a surprise guest who didn't want to share his name, but was wearing a red plaid shirt and suspenders and ordered the Lumberjack Slam. And of course I had my favorite - two eggs sunnyside up with grits and wheat toast. And coffee. Lots of coffee.

Looks like the start of a great team! This meeting was mostly just setting up the roles and responsibilities in the club. Next, we plan our first heist! Can't wait!! :)

Ruby Rubella
- 1/31/2016 6:11pm

I want to join your club, @Tammy Reins. I can control viruses. And I make an out-of-this-world Tres Leches cake!

Ah.... Ah.... AH-CHO00O!!!!!!

- 2/1/2016 10:48pm

I have some associates who would be very interested in getting their clutches on the Heart of Psyhigh. Theese asssociates have very deep pockets, @Tammy Reins. Very deep indeed. Have you considered paying a visit to the school dance?

Tammy Reins
- 2/3/2016 9:17pm

I heard that the crime club at Satanic High stole everybody's eyeballs. Then they got busted and had to give them back, but they got them all mixed up. That's why everybody at Satanic High looks at you funny.

You know I'm kind of a time junkie. I suggest we steal next Wednesday.

- 2/5/2016 7:54am

i may be a little late to steal wednesday but what if we stole from history itself. Like take artifacts from where they lie in history but only after the required events have occurred so as to not remove ourselves from history. Spartan shields, wrecked persian chariots, lost treasure. how about it.

Quinn Chastain-Anumi
- 2/5/2016 8:54am


- 2/5/2016 12:57pm

I think that dependzzzz on what kind of crime club we want to beeeeee, @patrick. Are we ssssspsychic chrono-cat burglerszzz? Or are we the ssssspsychic crime kingpins of tomorrow, pulling off the most audacioussss, high profile crimeszzz we can think of? Personally, I ssssupport the latter.

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