The Valentine's Heart Throb Manifestation Experience Carnival is in full effect!

Join us outside of Mesmer Hall all afternoon as we celebrate the coming of the Heart of Psyhigh. There are sweets & treats, courtesy of the APSA, the "Get to Know You" snowall skate on the Ice Rink starts at 3, and we've got Psychic Dunk-a-Bum set up in the commons outside the hall. Use your telekinetic abilities to knock your favorite teacher into the Well of Souls (which we've reopened specially for this classic carnival game)!

Mesmer Hall will remain closed while the Caretakers are moved into their final alignment. around the stage where the Heart of Psyhigh will manifest. But we've got plenty of activities to keep you warm outside till those doors open for the dance.

Come down and join us!

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

Giving psychic valentines is a totally popular way to ask people to the Heart Throb Dance, @Siph. And it may solve part of your problem, @Smedley O. Hare.

First, you need to make your psychic valentines mailbox. In your mind. It can be however you want it - there are no rules at all. Some people decorate paper bags with construction paper, others create massive tusked penguins that bark when you try and put your valentine in their mouths.

When your psychic valentines mailbox is complete - to the last detail! - then you start to look for other people who have them. Once you have your own mailbox in your mind, it will be easy to spot the others. When you find them, spontaneously create a psychic valentine and place it in their box. The spontaneous part is important, because when done correctly, your valentine takes on a life of its own.

That's how I first got asked. :)

Anyway, the dance is really going to be kickin. They just announced that Debatable Teal and Maroon 5 were going to be playing as well, so you just know people are going to be rocking out, and that the APSA is going to be right there for them with mad hydration! So be sure to stop by our hydration stations when your brain has been opened to the unspeakable, infinite, quivering madness of the Heart of Psyhigh! We're packed with electrolytes!

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

Students are welcome to attend the Heart Throb Dance in any relation-state they like, @Monterey Jack. Frankly, it will be nearly impossible to think about any other person you've ever met when the Heart reaches full resonance -- ghost twins separate, multiple personality entities become entirely distinct and simultaneous, and you become enlightened, faced with the enormous understanding of the blazing reality of the universe around you.

So, not always a great place for a first date, actually.

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

The Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA) is totally stoked to make this the best Heart Throb Dance EVER!

So, when you're in the thrall of the throbbing, mind numbing WOMP WOMP WOMP of the Heart of Psyhigh, we'll be there for you - With MAD HYDRATION!

That's right, we'll be running the Hydration Stations at the dance, which you just know your gonna need! We'll have stations set up all around the perimeter of the dance floor, so no matter which direction to try to run when you totally LOSE YOUR MIND dancing around that huge, pumping, chakratic organ, you'll find us waiting for you. And when you find us, we'll hand you a paper cup full of our specially crafted St. Bibiana infused drinking vinegar! I've been drinking it after working out and there's nothing more refreshing. It's like drinking liquid electricity!

We're the APSA, and we're here for you, Psyhigh! See you all on Valentine's Day!

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

On behalf of the Active Psychic Students Alliance, I'd like to apologize to everyone about the ice tornado. Did you know that a tornado can blow an icicle clean through a cinder block wall? Neither did we!

Things got more competitive than I had planned on during the "Shave Off" event that we held at the end of the First Annual Psychic Snow Cone Fundraiser Convention and Seminar Series, held this weekend in the Meadow. Each of the schools represented, including Mystic High, Satanic High, Mildly Esoteric High, Corn Children Vocational School, and of course Psyhigh, was eager to show off their ice-shaving might. In an effort to top one another, we inadvertently created such a flurry of activity that an unprecedentedly low pressure system was created and before we knew it, a real-life Hyper-Blizzard!

Luckily, Nevada Burr (senior class president at Corn Children Vocational School) has some truly remarkable Weather Witching skills, and was able to calm the storm before it got too out of hand. So we all owe her a round of applause! Way to go, Nev!

As of now, all injuries have been mended or healed at Caduceus Clinic, though there are still some reports of a vicious Brain Freeze going around. So, if you've got the old "tennis balls in the eyes" migraine, or are having trouble remembering things, or staying awake, or going to sleep, or something, please check in at the Warming Tent at the Ice Rink.

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

Psychic Snow Cone Fundraiser Convention!

This week's APSA Snow Cone Fundraiser in the Meadow has been such a success, we've become the darling of the Psychic Fundraising Community! Paranormal schools from far and wide are asking "How We Did It," and we're happy to share.

That's why we're hosting the first-ever Psychic Snow Cone Fundraising Convention all this weekend in the Meadow. Active Psychic Students from Mystic High, Satanic High, Mildly Esoteric High, Corn Children Vocational School, and more will be wheeling their snow cone carts to the Meadow and attending seminars, workshops, role-plays, and other training experiences that they can use in the "real" world, or as close as they can get to it.

We're still working on getting the spilled sticky Tiger's Blood, Dragon's Blood, Bat's Blood, Gazpacho, Remoulade, Sriracha, Ketchup, Gochujang, and Cocktail Sauce off the ground, but rest assured the Meadow will become a winter wonderland of activity again this weekend.

So come by and see us! You can easily find me as I'll be the person standing in the center, more important than the rest.

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

Psychic Snow Cone Fundraiser

Visit us in the Meadow all the rest of this week for the finest in APSA Snow Cone flavors! Tiger's Blood, Dragon's Blood, Bat's Blood, Gazpacho, Remoulade, Sriracha, Ketchup, Gochujang, Cocktail Sauce, and Milk.

All proceeds go to the Active Psychic Student Alliance "Little Shavers" Foundation and Band-aid Fund.

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

Witch Doctors Without Borders

Witch Doctors Without Borders are recruiting on campus this week, so if you see them in the halls or setting up their card tables in the cafeteria, please be sure to make them feel welcome.

And do not, under any circumstances, startle them.

Along with getting to know students informally, they'll be giving a presentation entitled "Multiversal Barriers to Healing in the 21st Century" in Cykranosh Planetarium, this Thursday night at 7pm. Admission is free with your Psyhigh Student ID.

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

The Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA) is here to help, @Kayla May! Helping active students like you connect to the resources they need to enrich the community is exactly why we're here!

Thursdays, huh? Let's see... Electrified Giant Hamster Racing Club is in the Old Pool on Thursday nights, Speed Ouija Reading is in the meeting room in the Dark Library, Mesmer Hall is booked for band practice... ah! This will do nicely - the Tippy-top of the Tower above the cafeteria research lab is open on Thursdays. No one's been up there for a very long time, so you'll likely want to go up there and, uh, clean up, prior to your first meeting.

Stop by the APSA offices (in the administration building) for the key anytime!

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

You're right @Lidia, it does reek.

OF SCHOOL SPIRIT THAT IS!!!

Welcome back to school, everybody, and I just know this is going to be the best year EVER!

In fact, the Active Psychic Student Alliance is going to make sure it's the best year ever, by offering the best darn lineup of student-led groups and clubs we've ever had.

But to do that, we need your help. The APSA has a brand new batch of Assorted Candies we're selling in the cafeteria all week. Flavors this month include Natto, Lutefisk, Surstromming, Durian, and Dr. Pepper. Consumption may cause ticklishness, thickness, trickiness, disorientation, inflammation, concatenation, spirit retention, and bloating.

So pick up a sack of Assorted Candies from the APSA in the cafeteria this week and you can reek too - OF SCHOOL SPIRIT!

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)