dear psyhigh student body,
please forgive me for what ive done.

i was SOOOOOOOOOO stupid to think for one minute i was capable of replicating the works of my best friend and roommate, @Jade .
i tried to make a fertilizer to help the other botanical students here at psyhigh -
and i tampered with it.
you see, ive been SO LONELY lately! my boyfriend broke up with me, im failing kabbalah, and jade is my only friend now.
i think i really have to apologize to @Pineapple Head , whippy mccreamcream, banana bernice, and timmy and tommy the apple-nut twins.
what i did wasnt okay and i am deeply sorry about everything ive done to all involved in the ice cream throne bonanza.

please forgive me for what ive done.

uuuuuuuugh. end-of-term papers are gonna literally KILL me. not like that can happen, my parents will just have me brought back to life again. nbd, but the necromancer we go to is suuuuuuuuper creepy.
jade's been going to classes worth me, but she's been exempted from homework for obvious reasons, which is sooooooo unfair!!! while i'm slaving away at this dumb time travel report, she just SITS there basking in sunlight and she's all like "victoria, can i have a spot of wohtah?" (that's me imitating her dumb english accent) and i'm like "uuuuugh i JUST watered you" and she just crosses her arms- leaves? idek anymore - and then i'll just be like "FINE NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME WORK!!!!!!"

anyone who reads this, im BEGGING you!!!! please take care of jade for me. she's super sweet, really nice, and such a great help when it comes to memorizing the names of great mad scientists and engineers. i really don't want to have to let her go, but this is just. too. much. ive got a crate full of entrails and organs for her - only once every two weeks - and i'll also provide you with a watering can and some fertilizer. my family is pretty rich, which means i'm pretty rich, which means A LOT OF MONEY, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
i love jade so much, i really do, so i want to find someone who can take care of her for me. contact me in room 1025 in the bromley dorms.

uuuuuuuugh. end-of-term papers are gonna literally KILL me. not like that can happen, my parents will just have me brought back to life again. nbd, but the necromancer we go to is suuuuuuuuper creepy.
jade's been going to classes worth me, but she's been exempted from homework for obvious reasons, which is sooooooo unfair!!! while i'm slaving away at this dumb time travel report, she just SITS there basking in sunlight and she's all like "victoria, can i have a spot of wohtah?" (that's me imitating her dumb english accent) and i'm like "uuuuugh i JUST watered you" and she just crosses her arms- leaves? idek anymore - and then i'll just be like "FINE NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME WORK!!!!!!"

anyone who reads this, im BEGGING you!!!! please take care of jade for me. she's super sweet, really nice, and such a great help when it comes to memorizing the names of great mad scientists and engineers. i really don't want to have to let her go, but this is just. too. much. ive got a crate full of entrails and organs for her - only once every two weeks - and i'll also provide you with a watering can and some fertilizer. my family is pretty rich, which means i'm pretty rich, which means A LOT OF MONEY, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
i love jade so much, i really do, so i want to find someone who can take care of her for me. contact me in room 1025 in the bromley dorms.

oooooh. my bad. apparently your name is spelled @Acacius Megalos i think? right? anyway, check out my last journal post. i'm a very important person ;)

hey acacias. is that how you spell your name? whatevs, i'm megabad at names, haha. anyway, i'm the girl who sits next to you in soul extrication class and i kinda maybe was eavesdropping on you. sorry.
i couldn't help but overhear that your roomie is being infected by some sort of, like, parasitic plant or something? if you'd like, my roommate jade knows almost everything in the book when it comes to plants. (and that's not just because she is one, she's a trained botanist. please don't make fun of her state of being, she's super sensitive about it!) maybe she and i can come down to check out your friend? let me know what you decide!
xoxo,
v sears

sooooo. i'm like, SO over my roomie and her stupid, dumb experiment! i TOLD her! i was all like, "heeeeey, dontcha think that plant's just a lil bit dangerous?" and she's all like "nah, everything's tooooootally fine." ugh. gag me with a spoon! and you know what? i was right! that dumb plant like, did some hoodoo voodoo with her soul and now she's STUCK in the plant! or something. we think the plant might have taken her body but i don't really care at all about scientia. totes lame.
besides, she's gotten SO annoying lately!!! arnold, you know, the hottie w/ a body who sits next to me in hieroglyphics? yeah, he came to our room so we could study for our test on monday!! and he started flirting with me, and i flirted back, and then suddenly i hear giggling from the back of the room.
"what was that?" he said in his totally entrancing voice.
"i don't know..." i lied, fluttering my eyelashes at him. i glared at @Jade for a second, then i went back to wooing my study buddy.
so an hour or so went by, right, and then on the way out, he KISSES me on the cheek!!!! aaaaaaah!!! and then jade starts giggling again, and arnold looks at me funny and hes like "wheres your roommate" and i'm like "oh shoot" because i thought he would get so freaked out and i was praying that jade would keep her planty mouth shut, but noooooooooooooo.
"i'm right here!" she said in her stupid pretentious british accent.
i swear to god, if she wasnt my roomie i would sooooo use my pruning shears on that beeyotch.
"what happened?" he asked. his baby blue eyes were so full of concern, my heart skipped a beat just looking into them.
"long story." she answered. "remember seymour?" ugh, can you believe she NAMED the plant??? i gave her little shop of horrors because i thought she would be scared and stop the experiment... but that backfired.
"yeah, vic told me about your extra credit project." he said. he used a nickname for me!!!! so cute!!!
"i don;t know how, but seymour managed to do something very odd which caused me to turn into-"
"-a plant?" arnold finished.
if a plant could nod, that's what jade was doing.
"and i think he might have my body!"
he was super confused. he looks so hot when he's thinking, he bites his lip and he furrows his brow and i melt a little inside.
"so what you're telling me is that somewhere on campus, there's a carnivorous plant waltzing around in your body?"
"that's the most plausible hypothesis." she answered.
then he turned back to me and gazed into my eyes.
"vic, same time tomorrow?" he smiled at me with his perfect teeth. i nodded at him. he kissed me again, said bye to jade and me, then left.
oh, that reminds me. @Todd Hemply, we have your record collection. i don't know how we got it or why it's here, but feel free to come downstairs to our dorm to get it!!!
i think that's all for now. we're still waiting for dean hammer to approve our request for jade the plant to tag along with me to class and stuff. but i really don't want to do that!!! i've posted flyers around the school because i want someone else to take care of jade for me. hopefully someone responds.
jade has started to practice using her vines to type, although she's not really that good at it. she assures me she can do it, but i'm not so sure.
like, i just wish we could track down that dumb plant and get jade back to normal so my life can be as normal as normal can be when it comes to being psychic.
ttyl-- v sears <3