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Anything Owl
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7/22/2021 11:31pm

THE TIMETABLE FOR THE PLANAR NEGOTIATION ROUNDTABLE HAS BEEN MOVED UP, TO NEXT WEEK, IN ORDER TO ACCOMMODATE THE BUSY VACATION SCHEDULE OF THE PLANAR NEGOTIATION ROUNDTABLE PARTICIPANTS.

THE PLANAR NEGOTIATION ROUNDTABLE PARTICIPANTS ARE VERY BUSY AND IMPORTANT AND HAVE BUILT UP VACATION TIME AND PERSONAL TIME THAT MUST GET USED UP BY THE FALL. SO THEY WILL BE CONVERGING ON PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL STARTING THIS WEEKEND.

THIS MEANS I MUST BEGIN LANGUAGE TRAINING IN THE 47 FORMS OF PLANAR COMMUNICATION IMMEDIATELY, AND WILL BE UNAVAILABLE FOR OWLISH CONSULTATION FOR A SHORT TIME. PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE IN THE WAITING NEST.

PLANAR NEGOTIATION ROUNDTABLE PARTICIPANTS WILL BE ARRIVING VIA THE TELEPORTATION CIRCLE ON LOWER CAMPUS, THE COMMONS, CERTAIN CHIMNEYS, THE CELLARS WHICH ARE THE HOME OF THE SPONGIFORM UNIMIND, AND OTHER LOCATIONS. BASICALLY ANYWHERE YOU SEE THOSE WEIRD MARKS IN THE GROUND.

PLANAR NEGOTIATION ROUNDTABLE PARTICIPANTS ARE IDENTIFIABLE BY THEIR OTHERWORLDLY COUNTENANCES, EPIC STATURES, AND EERIE GLOW. SOMETIMES HORNS. AND HOOVES AND CLAWS AND BEAK.

PLEASE MAKE THEM FEEL WELCOME AS YOU SEE THEM ON CAMPUS!

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Children’s Circle Summer Session
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7/17/2021 10:52pm

I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT THE NEW CHILDREN'S CIRCLE SUMMER SESSION CURRICULUM.

IN ORDER TO GET THE BEST DEAL WE COULD ON THE PRINTING, I ASKED BEE-WOMAN FOR A "FRIENDS AND FAMILY DISCOUNT." BECAUSE YOU KNOW, WE GO WAY BACK.

BUT IT HAS BECOME APPARENT THAT BEE-WOMAN WAS LAZY AND USED HER OWN BEE-CURRICULUM, MERELY REPLACING HER NAME (BEE-WOMAN) WITH MY NAME, (ANYTHING OWL).

NOT KNOCKING BEE-WOMAN'S PERSPECTIVE ON EARLY PSYCHIC CHILDHOOD DEVELOPMENT, BUT HER APPROACH REALLY MAKES MORE SENSE FOR BEES. COMPLIANCE IS LIKE THE TOP THING IN THE BEE KINGDOM.

BUT WHERE ARE THE STORIES OF ABOUT ANYTHING OWL BRINGING THE CHILDREN MINERALS AND CHARCOAL TO DRAW PICTURES ON THE CAVE WALLS? WHAT ABOUT ANYTHING OWL AND THE COYOTE? OR WHEN ANYTHING OWL DROVE THE MADNESS AWAY DURING THE LONG WINTER?

LOOK FOR THEM IN THE NEXT EDITION OF THE NEW CHILDREN'S CIRCLE SUMMER SESSION CURRICULUM. COMING SOON!

I HAVE CALLED @Elizabeth Magnolia BACK TO MAIN ROOST HQ IN ORDER TO LEARN THE NEW CURRICULUM AND DISTRIBUTE THE SECOND EDITION AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE FROM THE NEW PRINTER, BUSY BEAVER. DID YOU APPRECIATE THE TAWNY WINGS UPON HER SHOES? SIGN UP TODAY TO BE AN ANYTHING OWL AMBASSADOR AND GET A PAIR TODAY!

ALSO, SORRY ABOUT THE TWIGS, @Sweetie2. THERE WILL BE SOME POKING THROUGH WHILE THE NEST SETTLES.





Anything Owl
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7/10/2021 10:52am

SO. AS I WAS SAYING.

FOR SO MANY CENTURIES I WAS VIRTUALLY FORGOTTEN, AND THOUGH AVAILABLE BY APPOINTMENT COULD ONLY FIND WORK LURKING IN THE SUBCONSCIOUS OF THE RATIONAL MIND, GETTING CAMEO APPEARANCES (PRO-BONO) IN DREAMS OR OTHER UNFETTERED STATES OF CONSCIOUSNESS.

THANK GOODNESS FOR THE CREATION OF PSYCHIC EARLY CHILDHOOD DEVELOPMENT PROGRAMS! CHILDREN'S CIRCLE ALLOWED ME TO ONCE AGAIN GATHER TWINKLING MINDS BENEATH MY GREAT WINGS AND WHISPER STORIES OF THE OLD DAYS AND HOW WE DID STUFF AND THE YOUNG PEOPLE WERE SO VERY APPRECIATIVE. IT REALLY DID A LOT FOR MY SELF CONFIDENCE AFTER MY LONG PERIOD OF UNDER EMPLOYMENT. THOSE KIDS KNOW HOW TO TAKE A STORY AND RUN WITH IT!

WHILE I WILL CONTINUE MY WORK WITH CHILDREN'S CIRCLE IN AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER CAPACITY, I LOOK FORWARD TO APPLYING THE FULL POWER OF MY UNCANNY STARE AND HAUNTING HOOTS TO THE PLANAR NEGOTIATION ROUNDTABLE, AS WELL AS THE INTERREGNUM MEET. MY ASSISTANT IS HELPING TO PREPARE MY PRESENTATION TO THE BOARD NOW, AS I AM NOT THAT GREAT AT PSYCHIC POWER POINT. I SUGGESTED PREZI BUT MY ASSISTANT SAYS IT WOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED PROFESSIONAL ENOUGH.






Anything Owl
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7/4/2021 4:42pm

WHERE DOES THE TIME GO? AMIRITE?

I AM GRATEFUL TO @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE AS INTERIM MANAGER OF THE PLANAR NEGOTIATION ROUNDTABLE AS WELL AS THE INTERREGNUM MEET. I APPLAUD THE FORWARD THINKING OF THE @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. ORGANIZATION FOR RECOGNIZING THE RICH SKILLSET OF ENTITIES MY AGE AND FOR ADDING ME TO THE TEAM, AFTER SUCH A LONG PERIOD OF UNDER-EMPLOYMENT IN MY RESUME.

I BEGAN MY CAREER DURING A PRE-HISTORIC GLACIAL INTERREGNUM, "BACK IN THE DAY" AS YOU YOUNG PEOPLE SAY, AND THERE WAS PLENTY OF WORK FOR AN ENTITY LIKE ME, BEFORE CELL PHONES AND TEE VEES AND ELECTRICITY AND WHEELS AND BOOKS AND WRITING. ALL WE HAD BACK THEN WAS SOME MUD AND A CAVE WALL!

BUT AFTER SO MANY CENTURIES YOURS TRULY WAS RELEGATED TO THE BACK OF PEOPLE'S MINDS, DEEP DEEP IN THE RECESSES AND MEMORIES OF THOSE CAVES SO LONG AGO, AND IT WAS ALL ANYTHING OWL COULD DO BUT RUSTLE THE TWIGS IN THE BACK OF THE WORLD NEST AND HOOT OUT A NIGHTMARE NOW AND THEN.

LIKE MANY ENTITIES IN SEMI-RETIREMENT, I WAS HAPPY TO FIND PART TIME EMPLOYMENT AS REGIONAL MANAGER OF A CHILDREN'S CIRCLE FRANCHISE, AS I DO LOVE THE YOUNG PEOPLE. NOW, HOWEVER, I AM READY TO ENTER THE MYTHOPEDIC AUTHORITATIVE CLOUD AND OFFER MY SERVICE AND EXPERIENCE TO THE UNIVERSE AT SCALE ONCE AGAIN.

THAT SAID, THERE IS SOME HOUSEKEEPING IN THE NEST THAT MUST BE ATTENDED TO. IN OUR ANONYMOUS-NOT-ANONYMOUS DROP BOX, CERTAIN QUESTIONS WERE DROPPED THAT DESERVE ATTENTION, SPECIFICALLY IN REGARDS TO WISHES, AND WHAT ONE IS TO EXPECT TO RECEIVE UPON THE GIVING OF WISHES:

@Annie Sweet ASKS:

What do you get in return?

YOUR WISH

If it's only for customer satisfaction, how does that make me a customer?

YOU ARE ALL MY CUSTOMERS. 35,000 YEARS STRONG!

Why do you need my satisfaction?

WITHOUT YOUR SATISFACTION, WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT?

WE HOPE THIS PROVIDES CLARITY TO THE ANYTHING OWL WISH FULFILLMENT AND CUSTOMER SATISFACTION PLEDGE.

YOURS TRULY,
ANYTHING OWL






Anything Owl
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6/30/2021 10:53pm

WELL, I AM ANYTHING OWL, OF COURSE!

MASTER OF NESTS. SWOOPER OF SWOOPS.

AND INTERIM MANAGER OF THE PLANAR NEGOTIATION ROUNDTABLE AND OFFICIAL REPRESENTATIVE OF @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. DURING THE CURRENT INTERREGNUM.

WELCOME TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

ALL WISHES WILL BE CONSIDERED, AS CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS OUR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY.





Anything Owl
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6/30/2021 1:07pm

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AM I?





Children’s Circle Summer Session
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6/29/2021 8:37am

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?