My love is simply for the art of literature... partially because I only talk to my books and the paralysis demon that lives under my bed. Speaking of which, the beds are so bad that I should get the psycops involved! Maybe if I left my room for once, I'd have some feelings...but...we all know that's unlikely to occur.

My love is simply for the art of literature... partially because I only talk to my books and the paralysis demon that lives under my bed. Speaking of which, the beds are so bad that I should get the psycops involved! Maybe if I left my room for once, I'd have some feelings...but...we all know that's unlikely to occur.

I appreciate the little fellas in the woods who run the bubble car service stations. Any time I'm out there flying the bubble car out over the woods and I got bubble car trouble like a puncture or a service light or maybe I just need a squeegee, I can drop on in at any one of their tree top stations and I can trust that I'll get the best bubble car service that's out there. They're not gonna gouge you or over charge or make up some problem your bubble car doesn't have, because they know it's a lot better to gain a long term customer with honesty than any short term dark money fly by night scam is gonna make em.

My number one competitor, rival, sparring partner, and best friend, Abigail Vanderberg.

please...oh god...no...NONONONONO PLEASE I DONT WANNA DIE





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Here's to all the students who took a chance on a small planter box of petunias tonight at the Valentine's dance!

As one of a dozen petunia clone-kin, it's so gratifying to be accepted by such a great group of oxygen breathing omnivores. You guys really know how to throw a rager! Almost as good as back in the greenhouse. OOoopps not supposed to talk about that.

Let's partaaaaaaaay!

I would like to recognize all the Spectralwraiths that came before me: Archie, Deimos, Belinda, Galatea, Janus, Kale, Thebe, Rhea, Cordelia, Proteus, Elara, Bianca, and forgive me for anyone I may have missed!

I met John through Astronomical Dating.

We're both thousands of years old.

Joy Newsome deserves our appreciation.

Joy grew up in the evacuation zone near the big spill. People said they ought to leave, but Joy and her family and their 19 cats, 5 dogs, assorted birds and reptiles and one goat stayed put. Turns out their cats had kittens, their dogs had puppies, and their birds and reptiles laid eggs at unprecedented rates. And their goat got smart.

It probably has something to do with why Joy is so big, and we're sure happy to have her on the Psyhigh Basketball Team.

Where would I be without my all time bestie Mindy Mipturn?? <3

Mindy's got a heart of gold -- LITERALLY -- and boy has that gotten us out of some scrapes.