Weird Thunderstorm Warning

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Marine Clime
- 7/30/2023 9:43pm

Uh oh I feel a brainstorm coming on.

My roommate has already left the room. She’s getting tired of sleeping in the common area, but it beats getting hit by whirling objects I suppose.

Ms. Hazeltine
- 7/31/2023 11:28pm

What is it with the weather these days? Well, science tells us that humans themselves are responsible for a great deal of it. However, our data shows that some of our students may be playing an outsized role in the creating these cataclysmic events.

It's nothing to be ashamed of! If you feel your own overconsumption, resource depletion, negative energy, exuberant energy, misunderstood passion, or any other psychometric traits may be resulting in meteorological effects affecting our community, please let us know here. Or visit the school nurse immediately, who has containment chambers prepped and ready.

Or maybe it's your roommate? Or that odd person in the back of your chemistry class that gives you the creeps? Let us know about them too! After all, Psyhigh is really just one big family, and only rarely is it necessary to incarcerate students for their own good in psychic Faraday cages. That's all part of Psyhigh Spirit!

So, let us know today, as soon as you can, and maybe this insane weather will cease and I can finally get a picnic in with that still dashing but now more realistically romanticized @Seketus Reed. And these thunderstorms have become an all-to-convenient excuse to postpone.


A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Juanita Nash
- 8/4/2023 11:35pm

Ok i feel kinda funny "naming names" but there is a suspicious person that i've noticed lurking around campus recently, and i'm not the only one. You probably know who i'm talking about: The Green Teen.

Right? All in green -- green denim, green t-shirt, green in the hair. Skin maybe with a green shadow but always a little far away so it's hard to tell.

Whenever i see him/her/them/whatever, I get that... deep feeling. And then there's a usually a storm...

Marine Clime
- 8/5/2023 8:28pm

I'm sure the Green Teen has nothing to do with it. I keep a very close notice of the whereabouts of the Green Teen at all times. I have a Green Teen Scanner.

I know I have my brainstorms when the Green Teen is nowhere around, potentially looking at me. Because I am looking at the Green Teen the whole time.

Hesperus Meadows
- 8/9/2023 11:56pm

The Green Teen is referenced in several maritime myths, and especially so in the "inland pirate" stories surrounding the nearby river and its neighboring estuary (much nearer to the school in historical accounts).


Captain John Toad of the Gratitude was famous for preying on commercial vessels off the coast, coming in under the chaos of sudden storms. A ship's boy "of wan complexion" was credited with the preternatural nature of the attacks.

The Gratitude was known to travel far upriver to evade the authorities. The HMS Blackfly pursued the Gratitude upriver as far as the present day location of the Tri-cities before being overtaken by a rare river tornado, destroying the Blackfly. Survivors described discovering an idyllic section of the river, filled with Swamp Rose Mallow and Great Blue Lobelia, towering spinnicales and an extensive underground cave system. The survivors were recovered three decades later, but had not aged since their disappearance. The section of the river valley they described could not located.

Juanita Nash
- 8/12/2023 8:56pm

Yeah that makes sense @Hesperus Meadows. The Green Teen’s greenish tint always made me figure they were on the swim team. That’s why i started going to swim meets. That deep feeling…

Engel Massif
- 8/14/2023 10:47pm

In my home country we call these green youth the Weather Witches. It's bad luck to capture one, unless you are my uncle Josef who knows how to make the right kind of cage out of pine switches and sinew and swan wings and bells. He says if you present one to your village it can make you a big man. A very important and powerful man.

Hesperus Meadows
- 8/17/2023 11:52pm

The Green Teen appears in later history records of the region as well. The area northwest of the Tri-cities is still known for rumours about a secret testing site for advanced weaponry in the 1950's. Reports of a "green flash" emanating from what is now called the Pokey Sharpsville Swamp and Wilderness Area were common in local newspapers at the time.

The Tri-cities Herald Examiner, August, 1952

Harold Dugee, known to many around town for his dependable and honest service as a handy man and cleanup specialist, reported his truck stolen near the edge of the swampland last night, following an eerie encounter.

"I just happened to be driving by," Harold told this reporter over coffee at Banyan's, "when there was that green flash you hear tell about. The whole sky turned green, like there was some kind of explosion, off in the distance. Then all of a sudden, up comes a squall, and the truck gets near covered by swamp water and cattails and frogs!"

Harold noticed a figure running through the gale.

"I got out of the truck an hollered at him 'Get in! Get on out of this mess!' and the kid started running towards me. At least I thought it was a kid, but up close I could see he was one of those Martians, with the green skin and big eyes. And antennas on his head."

Harold was so shocked by the experience, the person in question was able to leap into Harold's truck, lock the door, and drive away. Harold was forced to walk all the way back to town from the swamp.

If you see Harold's truck, please report it to the Sheriff. The bed is stacked high with barrels of chemicals from the mill that Harold had been in the midst of disposing of. Harold says it's best not to get any of that on your hands or in your eyes.

Jira, Clairvoyant
- 8/21/2023 11:20am

I am not responsible for this as I do not have the powers to control it.

I was in the middle of studies when this storm warning happened.

Marine Clime
- 8/23/2023 6:32pm

I was watching the Green Teen on my Green Teen Scanner. I barricaded the door to keep my roommate out so I could watch the Green Teen in privacy. And not injure my roommate when my brainstorm came.

And that is when I realized that @Engel Massif's uncle Josef was on to something. In the old country, they trap the Green Teen in a cage made out of sticks and magic. I trap the Green Teen in the video screen with the Green Teen Scanner. And that is how we can tap the power of the Green Teen.

For our brainstorms.

My room is still a mess from my brainstorm. My roommate needs a new dresser because a chair flew into it and it exploded and her clothes went everywhere and are full of splinters. She is requesting to change rooms.

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