The Green Teen isn't on the roster for the Psyhigh Swim Team. Unless they're using a pseudonym. But I went to the swim meet this weekend and was thinking about the Green Teen so hard I made a waterspout. The swimmers from the Psyhigh team and from Transcendental Polytechnic got flung everywhere and the crowd got drenched and I'm really sorry but it's all because of the Green Teen, and those deep feelings they make me have.

Marv Elva here, former weatherman for Tri-city 9 News. I've been tracking sightings of the so called "Green Teen" for years -- a slim figure with an eerie green hue who pops up in connection with the sudden squalls and torrential downpours in the tri-city area.

Despite soggy shoe boxes full of eye-witness accounts, my colleagues in the newsroom called me mad. Eventually my obsession cost me my job. Ever since, I've been traveling the tri-cities in my camper, collecting data, and preparing to capture the Green Teen. It will be the greatest scientific discovery of this century.

Right now I'm parked out by the dumpsters behind the cafeteria, where I'm able to plug into the outlets and use your wi-fi. And I'm finally closing in on the Green Teen, utilizing an ingenious triangulation of the latest Storm Tracker technology, Witchfinder GPS, and a Green Teen Scanner.

This time there will be no escape for the Green Teen.

You heard the glorious call of the Mügel Horn this morning? That is right! Uncle Josef arrived from the Old Country and has captured the weather witch you call the Green Teen. I told you he was a big and important man! Now he has brought great honor to Psychic High School. 

The weather witch will be on display in its cage of sticks at the Back to School Stone Age Science Fair in the outdoor commons all weekend. Uncle Josef has also brought many delicious sausages and sweet fibniks and will hold the traditional Feast of Binding tomorrow afternoon. Includes signing and folkloric costume! Come and I will teach you to dance the Ba’Rimba! 

Will the weather witch cause very-odd-to-foreigners thunderstorms again?

(I'm a transfer student new to Psyhigh).

Hey! Can somebody let me out of this cage?

I’m starving in here. You there! Let me out and let's go get a sandwich.

I was just minding my own business at the swim meet and this guy comes up and says he's got sweet fibniks and next thing I know he throws me in the cage.

I’m just ordinary student like one of you! I got kidnapped for some folklore festival and it was all fun and games for a while but now I’m tired of it.

Lemme out! Please!

Just saw this entry! I keep trying not to think too hard so I don't cause one because when I do... man they're bad... lava lamps crash and then someone ends up burnt.