The Alteration Society

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Meat Mathieson
- 3/28/2016 5:39pm

Got my new uniform back from the Alteration Society. Seersucker. With a polytetrafluoroethylene lining. Perfect! Five Stars.

Ninny Hendrix
- 4/1/2016 10:54am

Alright, I'm game. All I've got are Sunday School clothes and they're all uncomfortable. I'll put my sock in my window tonight, next to my Easter decorations. Which I haven't taken down yet. Obvs.

Ninny Hendrix
- 4/2/2016 6:00pm

This is AWESOME. I've never had something like this. Ever.

It's brown, with filigree wings which nobody can see. But the thing is that when I put it on I am like a leaf in the wind - like I'm riding tippy-toe on top of a wave. And by that I mean THE wave - the Huygens–Fresnel Chrono Wavefront.

So now I am totally on the ball.

Thanks Alteration Society!

Ava Elisabeth
- 4/3/2016 11:30am

My uniform is super tight and super scratchy.
I am hanging my sock out the window.
Hopefully, I will get a brand new outfit !!

Ava Elisabeth
- 4/4/2016 8:00pm

Got my uniform back !!!
I am surprised at the high quality of Dragon Skin shirt which only spontaneously combusts ever hour or so.
I love the pants with matching boots which are both made of a highly flammable liquid (a little inconvenient with the top) that is super cute and held together by dark magic.
The only complaints I have are that the liquid pants and boots will occasionally make people walking near me melt and turn into shadows. Overall I am incredibly impressed by the quality and style of my uniform.
Thanks Alteration Society!!

billie buttersworth
- 4/7/2016 1:22pm

My uniform is always sticky! Help me Alteration Society!

Imma hang my sock tonight.

billie buttersworth
- 4/8/2016 9:47am

Thank you Alteration Society!

I got my uniform back, and it's more perfect than I could have imagined. It will never be sticky again because it has little rivulets built into the specially-resistant fabric, so the syrup runs right down and collects in little reservoirs in the hems. Plus it is imbued with a +50 short order cook power, so I'm even more of a kitchen wiz than I wuz.

Maybe I could help out with the Twenty Minute Breakfast Club, @Terror Bean and @xiirth! We just need a rebel, a princess, a brain, a jock, and an outcast, and we can whip up the best breakfast of their lives.

- 4/8/2016 11:55am

my uniform is too small and way too itchy for my um comfort, so yet again, i will be uh hanging my sock in my window tonight. however, im going to um experiment, and write a note asking for specifics.....

Chance Glance
- 4/8/2016 10:59pm

I am new here but already can't stand my uniform. I read that if you put your sock in your window overnight then the Alteration Society will come and fix things for you. So that is what I am doing tonight.

Chance Glance
- 4/9/2016 11:24am

I was visited by the Alteration Society last night. Now, I'm not complaining, but didn't anybody else find their measurements kind of invasive? There was a lot of probing I wasn't expecting. 42 pages of multiple choice questions, the test with the helmet and the flashing lights, swallowing that long wire.

But I did get my new uniform already, and it's really something. Now I can fit in anywhere. Which is exactly what I needed because normally I don't fit in anywhere. So, now, on the inside I'll still be not fitting in, but at least on the outside I finally will be. Interested to see what kind of dramatic tension that will create!

So, new uniform = full satisfaction as advertised. But I found the process of taking all my measurements a little rough. So, 3.5 stars overall

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