Got my new uniform back from the Alteration Society. Seersucker. With a polytetrafluoroethylene lining. Perfect! Five Stars.

Alright, I'm game. All I've got are Sunday School clothes and they're all uncomfortable. I'll put my sock in my window tonight, next to my Easter decorations. Which I haven't taken down yet. Obvs.

This is AWESOME. I've never had something like this. Ever.

It's brown, with filigree wings which nobody can see. But the thing is that when I put it on I am like a leaf in the wind - like I'm riding tippy-toe on top of a wave. And by that I mean THE wave - the Huygens–Fresnel Chrono Wavefront.

So now I am totally on the ball.

Thanks Alteration Society!

My uniform is super tight and super scratchy.
I am hanging my sock out the window.
Hopefully, I will get a brand new outfit !!

Got my uniform back !!!
I am surprised at the high quality of Dragon Skin shirt which only spontaneously combusts ever hour or so.
I love the pants with matching boots which are both made of a highly flammable liquid (a little inconvenient with the top) that is super cute and held together by dark magic.
The only complaints I have are that the liquid pants and boots will occasionally make people walking near me melt and turn into shadows. Overall I am incredibly impressed by the quality and style of my uniform.
Thanks Alteration Society!!

My uniform is always sticky! Help me Alteration Society!

Imma hang my sock tonight.

Thank you Alteration Society!

I got my uniform back, and it's more perfect than I could have imagined. It will never be sticky again because it has little rivulets built into the specially-resistant fabric, so the syrup runs right down and collects in little reservoirs in the hems. Plus it is imbued with a +50 short order cook power, so I'm even more of a kitchen wiz than I wuz.

Maybe I could help out with the Twenty Minute Breakfast Club, @Terror Bean and @xiirth! We just need a rebel, a princess, a brain, a jock, and an outcast, and we can whip up the best breakfast of their lives.

my uniform is too small and way too itchy for my um comfort, so yet again, i will be uh hanging my sock in my window tonight. however, im going to um experiment, and write a note asking for specifics.....

I am new here but already can't stand my uniform. I read that if you put your sock in your window overnight then the Alteration Society will come and fix things for you. So that is what I am doing tonight.

I was visited by the Alteration Society last night. Now, I'm not complaining, but didn't anybody else find their measurements kind of invasive? There was a lot of probing I wasn't expecting. 42 pages of multiple choice questions, the test with the helmet and the flashing lights, swallowing that long wire.

But I did get my new uniform already, and it's really something. Now I can fit in anywhere. Which is exactly what I needed because normally I don't fit in anywhere. So, now, on the inside I'll still be not fitting in, but at least on the outside I finally will be. Interested to see what kind of dramatic tension that will create!

So, new uniform = full satisfaction as advertised. But I found the process of taking all my measurements a little rough. So, 3.5 stars overall