I am psychically cleansing myself before the next stage of my breakfast awakening, @xiirth, so can't take part in any Separation Rituals yet. I'm juicing, and can't even look at cake.

But the Severing of the Head of the King is my next step. Just before Boiling the Body in the Vessel. So let me know how it works out for you!

Solved the egg puzzle!

@Terror Bean helped me see things in new ways. I'd been fixated on getting a "special" egg, and contemplating the universe inside it. But in life there are many dead ends.

Instead, using dozens of everyday eggs, we created a Strata. Through the slight mixing (and not beating) of them all, we emulated the multiverse, and how they maintain their territories while being thoroughly folded in.

Then, through inclusion of red and green vegetables and baking in a large rectangular glass dish, we invoked the Flat Earth in microcosm.

An excellent brunch. Now on to the next recipie!

Just before I fell asleep last night, I had a dream/vision of cooking an egg in a pan. And it was black! That didn't seem like a good thing, but I didn't think anything of it.

But this morning, when I cracked my rune and sigil inscribed egg in a bowl and scrambled it and poured it in the pan and cooked it, guess what? It was black! Ok not as black as in my dream/vision, but definitely had some blackness. I think it's just because there was some stuff left in the pan. Or it was all the non-stick coating coming off. :(

I ate it anyway. In a sandwich. The gochujang sauce covered any funky taste, but I put it in my body. Excited to see what happens!

Ok, I'm going to do a practice run. I used a sharpie to inscribe an egg with a picture of a phoenix and put my unformed wishes into it. I'm going to think about it all day and dream it tonight. Then tomorrow make a fried egg sandwich with gochujang sauce for breakfast. If everything goes right... Well, we'll see!

Using an old Tarot recipie, I rounded up a rebel, a princess, a brain, a jock, and an outcast (in the form of the Devil, the Empress, the Magician, the Knight, and the Hermit), which is fundamental for the invocation of the Psychic Breakfast Club.

What we need next is a really special egg. Like that egg that @Mulemai Selenei carries around. It's long enough after Easters, don't you think? Also: igneous utensils!

Thank you Alteration Society!

I got my uniform back, and it's more perfect than I could have imagined. It will never be sticky again because it has little rivulets built into the specially-resistant fabric, so the syrup runs right down and collects in little reservoirs in the hems. Plus it is imbued with a +50 short order cook power, so I'm even more of a kitchen wiz than I wuz.

Maybe I could help out with the Twenty Minute Breakfast Club, @Terror Bean and @xiirth! We just need a rebel, a princess, a brain, a jock, and an outcast, and we can whip up the best breakfast of their lives.

My uniform is always sticky! Help me Alteration Society!

Imma hang my sock tonight.