Be sure to get down to the Aos sí Superstore Mound in lower campus and take advantage of the outstanding artificial values we're putting out on costumes and accessories for the annual Autumnal Extravaganza.

There's been a MAD RUSH and our unique and binding ritual items are just FLYING off the shelves, including:

Orbs
Shiny Crowns
Mesmerizing Jewels
Tombstones and Webs
Painful and Disfiguring Masks
Orbs
Independent Limbs
Pigs Heads
Adrenaline Guns

Door-to-door sales have been discontinued and all sales must be conducted on Aos sí property or other areas of under manifestation jurisdiction of Aos sí Arcane Law, symbolic, representational, sympathetic, or other. The mound is open at midnight, seven days a week, and participation in our loyalty program is now mandatory.

We'll take anything in trade!

Make your new masters feel welcome.

Looks like you picked up one of those masks from the Aos sí Superstore, eh @Karuna?

Let me take a look under it... just a peek... ah, yes, you've got it bad. Just kind of, melted everything together, didn't it? It's what happened to me too... look, I'll show you...

No wait! Come back! May I interest you in a psychic solvent? I've got it in lemon-lime, melon, and mint bubblegum.

There's just one thing I ask in return.

A KISS!

@Cami Nullspace
what can I get for..... a cat doll, a book with no title, and a strange talking porcelain doll? wait... you can have the cat doll for free, I don't care

What

What... are we doing about the new portal in Extradimensional Concourse C, @Adeg asks?

It's true the increased number of masked celebrants is making preparations difficult, as they keep getting wrapped up in the crêpe paper and knocking down the banners and the card tables. We ask that the revelers please remain outside the area marked with black and yellow psychic construction tape.

The increase in microearthquakes emanating from the extradimensional terminal is also causing some disruption campus-wide, but is to be expected as the Aos sí Investment Group completes the final unbinding spells on their side of the gate.

We ask all students to remain patient and prepare to welcome our new sponsors from the Aos sí group! Remember to purchase appropriate costumes and disguises so as not be confused as food when the ambassadors arrive.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

oh god what is that screeching sound

there have been so many odd noises since @Cami Nullspace took me to the aos sí nurses for eating too much at the apple bobbing bouncy house cuz i had a reaction and i feel real bloated and the nurses wear horsemasks and won't let me look in a mirror i can hardly roll over and when i do there's green slime in my bed

oh god what is that screeching sound i have to get nearer to it i have to let them in

@Olivia Riley


um..i don't understand