Richard Stone

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Botanopsychic Summer Camp 2023
- 7/29/2023 11:45pm

I was relieved, though of course viscerally disturbed, to rescue my daughter @Nikki Stone from Psychic High School's illicit Sentient Vegetable Garden.

VegiMind Inc. officially discontinued its experimental research facility program years ago, but the operation at Psychic High School was apparently still being run by a shadow organization within our corporation against my knowledge, and in direct violation of the laws concerning this dangerous and illegal technology. The well-known Psychic Investigative Team of Dunsimore, Lewis, and Minch is launching an official investigation into this irregularity immediately.

Given our prior research into the biodynamics of sentient vegetables (highly regulated and controlled by the Photosynthetic Awareness Protocols), we believe we will be able to revert my daughter to her original form. And not only Nikki, but @Mudd Sylvia, Trechy Bogsworth, Liam Moustaché, Frilly Lensworth, Pete Cooper, and the other students we were able to rescue. While they may be left with a bit of a green hue, our technicians are confident their cytoplasm and root structures can be fully reabsorbed into their original mammalian physiology.

We are deeply saddened that @Benjamin Beans was not among those we were able to recover.

Nikki and her fellow campers, in their quasi-vegetable state, are being EVACed now to VegiMind HQ.

Full refunds to your parents for Botanopsychic Summer Camp 2023 are also being arranged.

Sincerely,

Richard Stone
President and CEO
VegiMind Inc.




Botanopsychic Summer Camp 2023
- 7/23/2023 10:47pm

As many of you know already, I'm on campus looking into the disappearance of my daughter, @Nikki Stone.

I do not believe, as the official report states, that she has merely left campus on some summer adventure, hopping boxcars on the Psychic Freight Rail system. That does not sound like the Nikki I know. 

Researchers in my employ (the well-known Psychic Investigative Team of Dunsimore, Lewis, and Minch) have discovered that such disappearances at Botanopsychic Summer Camp are nothing new. Apparently, more students disappear during the annual Botanopsychic Summer Camp than at during any other time during the school year. Which, for Psychic High School, is a high bar.

As my company is one of the premiere sponsors for Botanopsychic Summer Camp, we will be leaving no leaf unturned as I discover the whereabouts of my daughter.

Richard Stone
President and CEO
VegiMind Inc.