Oh but you MUST try our costumes! My sisters and I have made them ourselves. They are traditional from our land across the Western Sea and when the Big Daddies and Big Mommies come through the new portal in Extradimensional Concourse C we must make them feel welcome or they may become confused and angry.
Join us for apple bobbing tonight! There will be a big big bouncy house, with a chocolate caramel fountain and the floor made out of butter and gumdrops and a bacon jungle gym. And cheesecake.
We'll take anything in trade!
Hmmm yes a strange glowing penny shows promise, @
Jacob Cassius. Is it a strange glowing wheathead penny? A strange double struck three initials glowing penny? Is it the strangely glowing Lincoln Possession penny?
Come by the Aos sí Superstore Mound in lower campus at midnight and in trade for your strange glowing penny you can have your pick.
But choose wisely, Jacob! Choose wisely!!
Be sure to get down to the Aos sí Superstore Mound in lower campus and take advantage of the outstanding artificial values we're putting out on costumes and accessories for the annual Autumnal Extravaganza.
There's been a MAD RUSH and our unique and binding ritual items are just FLYING off the shelves, including:
Orbs
Shiny Crowns
Mesmerizing Jewels
Tombstones and Webs
Painful and Disfiguring Masks
Orbs
Independent Limbs
Pigs Heads
Adrenaline Guns
Door-to-door sales have been discontinued and all sales must be conducted on Aos sí property or other areas of under manifestation jurisdiction of Aos sí Arcane Law, symbolic, representational, sympathetic, or other. The mound is open at midnight, seven days a week, and participation in our loyalty program is now mandatory.
We'll take anything in trade!
Make your new masters feel welcome.