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Eyes for a Seer 1/13/2020 6:05pm
I decided on some root beer and a plethora of chips and various cookies. I also have some water to make sure we dont end up like withered raisins at the end of this endeavour. When i confronted the landlord, specifically with the phrase "the weird person who always wears a hoodie and cries at night over cooking shows" and I was shown to the left stairway, and at the very top lay a door. I hope this is the right one... three knocks and I'll find out.
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Eyes for a Seer 1/8/2020 5:18pm
Alrighty then, @Emerson
, you'll be seeing me over at your place soon. Should I bring anything, like snacks? Summoning demons is exhausting work, ya know. We need to keep our energy levels up!
Has anyone recently heard groaning from behind the old well on campus? I cant tell if its the people in the void traps (very unlikely) or something more sinister (very likely)… I've asked around, but no one seems to know what I'm talking about...
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Spellbook 1/1/2020 9:28am
Basic spell to rid yourself of annoying siblings
You will need:
-a singular lock of the hair of however many siblings you need to rid yourself of
-a bucket of live eels
-the eyes of a three legged cat
-an object that you think represents the sibling(s) in question
- a large holding container, such as a tub
-375 litres of scalding hot water
-a silver knife
1.) Pour all of the water into your very large holding container. Immediately afterwards, put in the hair, cats eyes, and half of your eels. Stir until the all of the eels die and the eyes don't look like eyes anymore. You should work quickly to make sure that your water doesn't cool down before you finish the first step.
2.) Stab each of the representational objects with the silver knife three times-- no more, no less.
3.) Place the objects into your mixture, stir until loosely combined.
4.) Dump the rest of your eels into the mixture and mix until they die.
5.) Your done! You can now enjoy at least 72 hours, free of siblings!
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Dog...? 1/1/2020 8:34am
, there's nothing to be ashamed of, like I said before, void traps are comfortable to live in. If your terribly worried about the students that might be in them, I could help you get them out of the well and disarm them.
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Fairy Franchise 12/30/2019 7:05am
I might be able to shed some light on the situation, my third cousin three times removed on my mom's side is familiar with such sigils as these, and I'm sure that they wouldn't mind helping. I will contact them at once, and we can all hope that the translation will be done with speed.
Eyes for a Seer 12/30/2019 6:55am
I would be delighted to assist you in the summoning of the demons you seek, and I am well aware of the safety precautions that must be taken. When would you like me to come over?
Eyes for a Seer 12/15/2019 6:30pm
Your request was heard loud and clear, my friend.
The cat eyes should have appeared in a gold, velvet-lined box unless it was teleported to an unfamiliar dimension. I hope that they arrived in your dwelling safe and sound. I do have a minor bit of experience in performing spells of all kinds, and if you wish I wouldn't mind accompanying you on your quest.
Eyes for a Seer 12/12/2019 2:10pm
i did find some cat eyes on my floor the other day, they looked fresh and were still quite moist to the touch as of yesterday. Do you believe that they will be of much help? If so, just shout from your doorway the phrase " Qui vult te " and if i dont answer within 666 seconds, then @ me in a journal entry.
Irrational Student Lounge 12/12/2019 1:56pm
I have quite enjoyed my conversations with the ceiling fans, we go on and on about all sorts of things. I just feel like I can talk to them, ya know?
On an unrelated note, I believe that we should start a petition to get the Coke machine a teething ring of sorts, it gets quite chompy if it hasn't had it's afternoon snack, and the amount of Coke machine-related injuries reported to the nurse is becoming questionable.
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