Oh gee, right now I'm in the headmasters office and it's keeping me as a pet. I'm writing this when it's out on lunch duty and it gives me treats and all that but I fear he might be planning on keeping this permanent. I found an open vent but lucky me I just HAD to be the biggest cat so I really do not know what to do. Can someone please come get me before the school day ends? I really need to prank @Kyle . Please it is really creepy in here and the headmasters is so scary please I beg. And NO ONE tell @Kyle about the prank!!!

I just need to open the door... wait---

I just turned human again and got out. How did I not think of this, well, I'm on my way back to Kyles room as a cat again.

Gods being a cat has its pros and cons.

Happy April Fools! For this April Fools I shapedshifted into @Kyle 's cat and I have been waiting in his room for his room for his return :3

When I first turned into a cat my Trilorifimine absorbed me but like, in a cute way! Man, fluff on fluff is a great feeling!

I turned into a big ol' Maine Coon because their so cute and fluffy! I love cats and I'm glad I can spread to love to @Kyle ! His room really stinks though and is very messy. Well, at least I'm skipping. Maybe just for a bit I could get out and explore campus as a cat... hm...

I am now roaming the main campus as a cat. I am getting some strange looks but I also am getting pet by like everyone I see. Man, this is fun! If you see me around feel free to pet me! This really makes me want to stay a cat, this is nice.

Also, it is weirdly cold out today, thank the gods I have this big fur coat! Oh! Maybe I can even try other dimensions cat treats like this! Oh joy!

I hate to break it but I am NOT getting rid of him, he is so adorable legal or not and I fear he is not going down any chute. If you try, you will go down too. Anyways! He has been helpling me with my laundry and if you were wondering where my fresh new scent is from, well it's from him! I decorated him with some of the new flowers I found, Scaracs and he is so jolly! I remember to feed him on a regular basis and now knowing his maluability, I've been sneaking him into class and petting him when I get stressed.

Honestly I just found out that ALL the admins could see our journals. Is there a work-around or does @Ms. Hazeltine have to see that I skipped a whole quarter of the school year. I hope that the administration and their 82 Billion eyes are not reading my stuff because I doubt they would be please with the trouble I cause.

Anyways! Just went to the Splentos dimension for their world famous Splentops Chocolate, apparently created to cover up a disturbing thing related to Splentopian people. I did not research it considering it was "disturbing". It was really good though, it was Patico nut inside milk chocolate. I need this in our dimension NOW.

AH, AHHHH!!! I finally got it!!!! I finally captured a Trilorifimine!! It's so big... @Ms. Hazeltine is there like um... a storage place I can put this guy? I don't think I have room in my dorm. Anyways, its so cute and fluffy!!! It's also being really nice to me and it smells like fresh laundry. I will be letting people play with it, just like, help me study. I am failing.

So like... Is this on the math test? Can someone share the equation? I am really confused.What am I going to use this for outside of school? What even is it? Math is not my strong suit.

I love all these new plants that are sprouting this spring! Can I name one after me? The little triangular blue one that smells like a fresh book, and it has all those little green and black stripes, can I name it Scaracs? Like Lilacs but with my name, Scaramouche! It makes me feel dizzy and like I fly! Also I see pretty things when I'm around it.

That sleep really took me out, and now looking at everything I totally forgot I signed up for that Anartica expedition. I really hope they didn't start without me!! I am on my way guys, do not fret!

God I got some good sleep-- FEBUARY 19 2026!? WHAT!? It must've been the berries I ate. They said on the packaging that they would help you sleep good. Lemme check again...

Right, so I got these in the Kalkreg dimension and I guess these berries were meant for Kalbiens not well... Human/Demi-Gods...

If any of you plan a visit to Kalkreg, make sure not to eat "Sulferiomic Sleeping Gummies", they taste amazing but they are NOT meant for our minds. I am scared to even touch my phone-- all the missed calls from dad.

Oh-- and can someone PLEASE catch me up on my missing work?

While I am excited for this dance-- it still seems so... scary. What if I do something wrong? Are we actually supposed to dance? Will people look at me weird? Gods.. it's all so scary! I mean, I guess it is Halloween after all.

Are we even supposed to have some to go with? Because I swear by my hand if I at this party left am alone, then expect to be trying not to weap in the corner. I'm terrified to actually ask someone to the dance though. I am in SUCH a perdicament.

Will there be games to play? Perhaps that would solve 90% of my worries regarding this because, boy-- I love games!