Heyyyy, @Timothy Hay.

I am for sure definitely probably interested in your whistle.

You and I can go places with that frequency, namely to Money Town if you catch my drift.

How much do you think people would be willing to bet on these mechanical melee matches?

Oh yeah, @Quetzalcoatl, it's the one frequency that drives robots wild! It comes out of the steam whistle in my metal head. Klang kang!

Howz about we take down HammerZok the Destroyer at the ring in dorm 6651?

Tonight at 9!

Be there.

HammerZok head hurts. What happen last night? Everything a blur. First HammerZok is pummelling insignificant robot opponent, then HammerZok being pummeled. By many fists! And chairs. And kombucha bottles. This morning HammerZok find many different robot parts in fists and robot pockets. What happened to civilized robot fighting? HammerZok losing faith in traditional robot fighting values.