This New Weird Life

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- 2/3/2020 8:02am

Those giant invasive slugs are everywhere. I just got here and can say that it is terrible. I am only here because I can see ghosts. Like seeing ghosts is cool! Most of the time, the ghosts ignored me. In my first class, my teacher, who does not know of my predicament, told me to read some weird alien kid's mind. The problem is that I can't read minds! I feel as though I don't belong here.

- 2/3/2020 9:06am

It turns out that I am actually psychic. I thought that being psychic was about peering into another humanoid's mind, but nope. I also found out that I have other abilities that I have never known before. I know this because one of these giant slugs shoved it into my mind. This still doesn't help the fact that I am lost in the school and there is no one in sight.

- 2/4/2020 5:10am

I understand now why I am lost. There is barely anyone here. I think this is why we are required to write a journal entry. It seems that everyone is on vacation. I finally found my way to class today. My only real class, it turns out, is meditating for my psychic abilities. Additionally, I must tap into everything around me to gain awareness on how exactly to use my abilities. It is difficult, but my spirit guides are helping me on the way. Although I am a bit lonely in this school, but I actually feel at peace for once.

- 2/4/2020 5:45am

I just had some free time, and I found a documentary in the shaft of @Gretel Beljar, who seems to have found the Bunny House from @Herbert Albert and destroyed it. I scavenged around behind the dumpsters, and found it. The Bunny House reeks. The cabbage is full of rot, and carrots are wilted beyond recognition. I think that this is the breeding ground for the @Giant Invasive Intelligent Slugs. It is covered with them. The caution tape is long gone, and the dumpsters around the Bunny House is now housing thousands of baby slugs. This is utterly disgusting. They are pulsing around, and this sight scared me so bad, that I ran into the library to wait for my next class.

- 2/5/2020 5:59pm

Nothing really happened today, but I noticed that there is a Spanish music selection in a room that I go to. I don't know why I love Spanish so much, even though I have no Spanish blood. I don't like the language of the aliens,"no offence to the aliens," so I am so happy to find Spanish on this ship. I was ship-lagged earlier,"what does that even mean?" I am fine now. Being alone in this school gives me the freedom to express myself for once, which I am thankful for. I would like others to join, but this is fine for me. My studies are going great, other than when the crystal I picked up rejected my practices, and I am happy to say that I will be able to stay here for many more decades to come. The reason why I have to stay so long is because my psychic abilities take a long time to master. Luckily, I have a lot of time to work on it.

- 2/6/2020 5:19am

These giant invasive intelligent slugs are so gross, that they went into my dorm and left slime everywhere. I will have to result into throwing them into the emission tank now.

- 2/6/2020 10:44am

I was born with very pale skin, but for some reason, as I was meditating, there was a blinding flash, and my skin glowed even paler. My brown hair turned a void purple, and my eyes turned silver/gold. I am now stuck this way, and I am worried that my appearance can't go back. I think that I look cool, but I am worried if I will have any bad symptoms that goes along with it.

- 2/7/2020 6:22am

It took a long time yesterday to get all of the slime out of my dorm. Luckily, I found a weird vacuum in the janitor's closet that easily sucked it all up, even my bed. I then had to scavenge around the burned store, past the fire hydrant, to find another bed. As I was looking around, my hair turned silver. One of my teachers told my that that would be the last time that my hair would turn colors. My teacher then told me that I am dumb because I used to live in the United States. That is so hurtful, I can't help it if I am not whatever alien she is, but back to the ashes of that burned down the ashes I found a few tubes of soap, and a pillow. I had to sleep that pillow last night, and it was so uncomfortable without any blankets, and also I kept rolling off the pillow. This morning, I woke up early to go to my crystal identification class, when I stepped on one of those Giant Invasive Intelligent Slugs! This is the second time that I stepped on one, and it is soo disgusting. I was late to class opening the emission tank to throw a pile of those slugs in, and then I had to take a shower. It is fairly easy to open the emission tank. The tank is really dusty because it seems that the janitors have been on strike for a while now. Just put your hands on the hand-prints and turn it left until you hear a click, and then turn it all the way to the other side until it is very loose. The last step is to push it, and don't worry about the lid falling on the floor, because it will still be attached. I still have to find the room that @oTrknirloo and his friends is staying in, just after I get through all of my other classes and detention.

- 2/10/2020 5:25am

I have double detention today, because of the Giant Invasive Intelligent Slugs! They have sealed me in my room for two days, and the only way I was able to get out, is because I slipped through the window! This calls for extreme action, first, I am going to go into the old bunny house behind the dumpsters, and then start dumping all of the baby Giant Invasive Intelligent Slugs into the emission tanks! Luckily, while being locked up, I have had time to work on my mind-reading, and so I will find a way to get out of detention. I have also noticed that the other students are coming back.That is nice, but I hope they don't develop an attachment to the Giant Invasive Intelligent Slugs.

- 2/10/2020 8:03am

i am falling to pieces i can't believe whats happening i'm a unicorn I was shopping tomaroow

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