This New Weird Life
earliest post first |
most recent post first
LivLife - 2/10/2020 8:16am@
helli, I hope you are doing okay, if you are in school, that means your teachers knew what was going to happen. You can stop by the ruined store by the fire hydrant, and I can give you some mental support. I hope I can help you get through this.
LivLife - 2/10/2020 8:30amOh, and also, throwing the Giant Invasive Intelligent Slugs into the emission tank is a great way to get yourself together.
helli - 2/10/2020 10:12amhi the people of the world im a uuunicorn now so slugs have nothing on me im chillin all right so don't get me up
helli - 2/11/2020 6:21ami just looked into a forest and looked through shimmering leaves there is a werewolf with a tail doll and there is 5 of them some look somewhat cat like and some dog like they see me and bare their teeth they have bones behind them with some leftover meat on the bone.they look about a teen and I smell their sour breath.they had a bone in one hand and a tail doll in the other.
LivLife - 2/11/2020 7:16amYesterday I had some help from my spirit fox, (who helps me with my practices) and got out of detention early to scoop up those nasty Giant Invasive Intelligent Slugs' children for the emission tank. Once I got there, it started pouring down rain, and I had to be extra careful about stepping on them, because they were everywhere.
The slugs were dancing in the rain, not knowing that danger lurked. I snatched a trashcan, and scooped up hundreds of them. They squirmed and shrieked into my mind, as I carried them down the hall and towards the emission tank.
Before I got to the emission tank, I tripped over a wolf who was growling at an ugly-looking unicorn, and accidentally flipped the trashcan full of writhing slugs onto her head.
Before the unicorn could do anything, I took the trash can, put the rest of the slugs in there, and dumped those into the emission tank. I left the slugs in the hallway for someone else to deal with.
After I took a quick shower, I laid on my bed laughing with my spirit fox, thinking of the face that the unicorn had made.
helli - 2/11/2020 9:12amhey so you did that liv but I just went in your bed and cut the spirt foxes head off what a sight that face you made was like 100% ugly im sorry im better than you but i love sparkles I threw sparkles everywhere and I smile and im not ugly i have green eyes but you won't understand I love my life with no terrible slugs I happened to turn them into unicorns I love unicorns but you like spirts oh they haunt you
LivLife - 2/11/2020 10:08amI swear, are you my sister?
LivLife - 2/11/2020 10:10amActually, you might be my sister's best friend because my sister loves her brown eyes.
helli - 2/11/2020 10:36amI don't know you actually because I live with 2 older sisters.I actually don't bully people at my school we have a bag you put who is being bullied in the bag.And now I know your sister has brown eyes do you have any other sisters???? And unicorns are mean if you are mean so yeah I am so nice that I am letting you go for now but if you bully me I will turn you into a all black pig with a ugly snout and call you snotafobic.
LivLife - 2/11/2020 11:22amHey @
helli, yeah, I have two younger sisters and two younger brothers. We all have brown eyes, (except my baby brother has blue for now). It seems that you are younger than a high-schooler? IDK. Sorry if I insulted you, but I was talking about a different unicorn. To be honest, the oldest of my sisters (the one I thought you were) is a bully, so I was just wondering.
< previous 10 -
next 3 >