Reality Abroad

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Ms. Hazeltine
- 4/27/2021 11:16pm

A reminder to all students that Reality Abroad programs will be starting in May. If you haven't yet applied for a program, the signup sheet is on the bulletin board outside of my office.

Reality Abroad programs are funded and awarded through generous grants from the @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. foundation, as well as bribes from wealthy parents and those in a position to extort certain members of the administration.

Reality Abroad programs are conducted under the auspices of the Reality Generation Department of Psychic High School. All personal belongings, rights, rites, memories, obligations, and expectations will be relinquished by participants and tagged and logged by reality generator operating staff before entering the reality generators.

Sign up today! Before it's too late!


A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Yvette L
- 4/29/2021 8:54pm

@Ms. Hazeltine what should we pack for our Reality Abroad homestays? My mom says toilet paper but would that be rude?

Ms. Hazeltine
- 4/30/2021 11:30pm

To be clear, @Yvette L, no belongings whatsoever are allowed on Reality Abroad trips. The Reality Generators just can't process them. Frankly, the Reality Generators can't even reliably process... what? Oh, yes, you're right. Enough said about that.

Students with their Reality Abroad paperwork, including properly completed permission slips and teacher approvals: Meet at the Reality Generator Studios starting tomorrow at 11am.

Looking forward to seeing each of you transmuted!


A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Clint Bromide
- 5/1/2021 11:20pm

My Reality Abroad host family is great. They're an upper-class family of protozoa, and I have my own room with a view of the whole colony. After arriving we spun our flagella and swam down to the city park, and they taught me to move food into my cytostome with my cilia. Frankly it was a little gross and I started to feel really ill, but they said that's fine I just wasn't used to their water yet.

Lucas Arrum
- 5/5/2021 10:25am

So I might've fucked up and got sent to the wrong reality. This place is weird and it makes my head hurt. How do I get out? It smells like mushrooms...

Carolina Anole
- 5/7/2021 3:38pm

Somehow I got placed in the reality where three-eyed people fly spaceships shaped like pyramids. My new body doesn't fit so well (my third eye is making me dizzy!) but my host unit is helping me adjust.

There's one member of my unit who is being especially kind to me, and has taken to stroking my feathery ganglia, which is giving me strange feelings. Is this ok? Nobody else in my unit seems to think it's weird but I hardly know these people yet.

Ms. Hazeltine
- 5/15/2021 1:48pm

Oh dear. Apparently the tech people didn't have a thingy turned up high enough, and students have been being placed into generated realities with their memories intact.

We deeply apologize for this error. Memory retrieval teams will be visiting the students already placed, and all future participants in the Reality Abroad program will be transferred free of any such baggage.


A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

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