Friend is gone

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Lia Bezos
- 11/24/2021 7:04am


It's been two years since we last talked. or maybe three. I can't seem to remember. The bENjAmiNs have been defeated, and peace has been restored to mayberomania. I'm staying at one of mayberomania's many unused hotels. For some reason, they don't get a lot of tourists. I've bought a mayromanian translation book, and am slowly learning to speak the people's language.

But how are you doing, friend? It's been so long since we last talked. Did you pass your Common Ghosts And Spirits course? do you have a partner for your long-fantasized executioner business?

No? Oh well. I guess we'll just have to-
What are you doing? are you... okay, friend? No. Stop scaring me. You're doing this as a joke. Stop, friend. Just stop!

Lia Bezos
- 11/24/2021 7:19am

Well, that happened.
I had run away from friend because they were acting quite weird. After an hour, I went back and came to a realization. It seems that friend... is gone.

I looked all over for them. They seem to be nowhere. If you would like to help me look, I would greatly appreciate it. They look like a ball of white fur that is always dirty with two greenish eyes. I suspect they hide behind the dumpsters, but the janitor always shoos me away whenever I get close. If someone more stealthy would like to help me look, please contact me. DO NOT do it by yourself without telling me. I need to be there. I miss friend. If you've seen them, please tell me.

I'll be putting up posters, too.

Lia Bezos
- 11/24/2021 8:50am

I've just realized...
Friend was the unofficial mascot. Literally. In March, they were named mascot in a vote created by @The Headmaster but never got approved by the BIMS(Board of Intergalactical Mascots In Schools). So... I lost our mascot. Cosmic splatters! I've gone and lost our dang mascot. I must find friend soon, or The Headmaster will put me in detention.

Oh well. I hope someone replies. See ya!

Lia Bezos
(Not related to Jeffrey Bezos)

Lia Bezos
- 11/29/2021 11:29am

The streetlights glow in the midnight dark. Maybe friend is here. Probably not, though. I stealthily walk towards the dumpsters. The janitor is nowhere to be seen. Step. Pause. Step. Pause. Then I see it. It's a ball of fluff, grayish from dirt. "Friend!" I whisper. That was my mistake. Suddenly, The janitor is in front of me, shoving me away. I let out a yelp. "Why are you here? It's past curfew." He says, in a deceivingly high voice. If you heard him on the phone, you might have thought he was a girl. But his appearance speaks differently. With three bulging eyes (who I call Spy, Peek, and Look)and a mouth the size of a watermelon, he's less than cute. "I- I was looking for my jacket!" I say stupidly while holding my jacket. He eyes the pink and orange monstrosity. "I'm guessing you just found it?" "Uh, no. this is my... backup jacket! yeah, my backup jacket. I... lose jackets a lot." "Okay..." He says, suspicious. then he shrugs. "Well, good luck. I don't think you'll find It here, though. Maybe try the lost and taken bin." And then he shoos me away, leaving me to mope in my room.

- 11/29/2021 1:19pm

who is this "Friend" you are speaking of? did I miss some of the story?

Lia Bezos
- 11/29/2021 1:25pm

@Maraen... It's not a story. But if you're asking, Friend is my, well, friend. He's the school mascot and he's missing. Read more of the thread if you want to know the whole thing.

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