Since I know so much about Witchfinder GPS, I'm volunteering with the Witches' Mutual Aid Society on campus, helping improve the jamming perimeter around the school. The current one is pretty outdated, so I designed some amplifiers for the sigils, and introducing spoofing into the mix.

The thing with spoofing Witchfinder is you don't want to inadvertently spoof to a location where there really are witches (which are more common than you think). So we're having some fun picking locations. Mostly known headquarters for hate groups, but also toxic waste sites.

Even though owning Witchfinder GPS is more regulated than it used to be, the worst of the worst can still get their hands of them. And you can't really stop "science." People can just use 3d printers now to make them. So knowing how they work and "out sciencing" them is really the only defense.

Ayo, I’m straight outta Belial’s squad, ya boi Mostferatu, the vamp king who stays feeding on human blood, no cap. I’m that unholy vibe, living my best life in spooky caves, tombs, and coffins packed with that cursed dirt from the OG plague era. It’s giving dark and twisted energy, fr.

I'm Milo, I like eating animal bones. Very crunchy. Very delicious. Anyway, I'm new to this place and so far it's pretty kool. The birds outside tasted good. I have feathers all over my sweater now tho :(

I hope you all enjoyed the Witches' Mutual Aid Society Halloween show! It was kind of impromptu, since @Spelt Goodhand only spotted the Witchfinder drones after they crossed perimeter.

They were already jammed so they didn't get any footage, but we couldn't let them get away, could we? So I blasted them. The Concussion Team agreed that it was putting my skills to good use, plus did you like all the color? I put a lot of green and orange in it, in celebration of the season.

Hey yes we'd love to get in out of this weather and into one of the luxury dorms at Psyhigh? Lady Cucurbit and I can share a room, but really Larry and Malva Mudpie would be just fine with a raised bed or window planter.

I've got a nasty habit of getting dragged into other people's nightmares.

Hi i'm Sumireko Usami from Japan, It's nice to meet fellow psychics! I have many great experiences to share with you y'all, they call me crazy but I can visit another world called Gensokyo totaly diferent from ours. Anyway I have my own supernatural research club called Hifuu on my school, feel free to join me in my quest to find the truth!
Anyway about Gensokyo it is a place that looks like old japan! not only that there's a lot of gods and youkai roaming the land! I've made some friends like a Shrine Maiden, a Witch, and a cool imortal person.
One time I entered in the Shrine maiden's temple I saw her kissing the gap Youkai! crazy stuff really girls kissing are a common sight here!

hi! i just got here at phyhigh(do you call it that?) from that hole in the fence near the skate park. The one closest to the no trespassing sign, not the other two. I used to get here from the hole in the fence that leads to the wash, with all the litter, but this is wayyy closer lol. anyways, im tree from az, going into the general education/extraterrestrial studies courses, but im taking some shape shifting and time travel electives so you might see some other past and future mes around in your classes. feel free to say hi if you see them! but i might more a bit shy, im still getting the hang of not horribly disrupting my past and causing major personality shifts. there is one that in my class from some disruption and oh my god its so annoyinggg. anyways see you(saw you?)!

Entry 1: Me, the parasite in my psyche, and I.

I'm not supposed to be a psychic. Paris, the parasite I'm host to, just so happens to absorb ambient psychic energy from my environment, and it turns out after years and years of all of that building up, it has to go somewhere.

I wasn't aware of Paris' existence until recently (I've named him Paris because much like the figure from mythology, he takes more than he gives, causes problems, and cannot be a trusted decision-maker). My life's been normal otherwise, I was looking into colleges, considering what I want to do with my life, when suddenly a knock on the door--my fridge door, of all things, but I suppose teleportation isn't always reliable--lead to the revelation that if I don't learn to use this psychic energy being nurtured within me, it will use itself. With possibly disastrous consequences.

Psyhigh has been pretty great about getting me quickly set up with remote classes. My mom's skeptical about the viewing orb, and I keep worrying that I'm going to break it every time I sneeze, but I've been able to start attending lessons that I've been told are "necessary for my continued survival." I'm learning the basics of how to protect my energy, manifest my power, and I'm getting a crash course in psychic history.

Turns out, psychic parasites don't usually choose a human host. They tend to latch onto animals: That "church grim" down the street could very well be an infested dog, with a parasite feeding off the ghosts of the graveyard. I've been told to avoid places like this. I've also been told to avoid airports, hospitals, farms, and banks. I'm especially forbidden from physically attending Psyhigh until I can keep a proper lid on Paris, who would probably view my classmates' energy as a metaphysical snack. He's too engrained in my psyche to be properly removed without reconfiguring who I am as a person, which isn't an appealing option.

My role as host to this parasite means I'm sort of an anchor for the energy it accumulates. I don't really know what happens if I have too much of it in and around me. Probably the "disastrous consequences" I was vaguely told about. I'm starting to practice using it though. My academic advisor taught me how to talk to the plants in my background, but those have always given me a bad vibe. I have more of a brown thumb than a green one... Well, turns out there's a reason. My background is home to several dryadic spirits, and they all HATE me. At least, they hate Paris. Trees and parasites of any sort don't mix well. Also Paris has been leeching their energy for over a decade now. So I'm just trying to stay clear of the backyard. With all my other restrictions, I'm spending more and more time in my room. The sooner I can just this under control, the better.

I'm hoping to make friends. It would make live a lot less lonely right now. Paris isn't very good company. I'll keep everyone updated on how things go.

Sylvia DeGrotto, signing off.

I've joined the Junior Bafflers, which I know sounds demeaning, but it's the only way to become an official Baffler and baffle kids in the halls between classes. Wear the big spongey suit! Everybody loves to get baffled. It is currently my major focus.