Psychic High School

Ric Flaneur

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Back to School 2024

- 10/17/2024 10:40pm

I am 135,724 hours old.

Soon, this soft membrane I have been kept inside of will tear open and I will be exposed to the world. My fangs will harden, my wings will unfold and dry, and I will begin to fly using pure instinct.

Summer Session

Summer is in session at Psyhigh! Where'd everybody go? Why, they're all around you, just grown very small and hiding in the bushes. Look! There's one now! Enroll in Summer Session today.

Hex Club

Hexes have gotten a bad rap. Used properly, hexes are tools like any other, and can help you find fresh water, get out of speeding tickets, and bind or unbind powerful spirits. Learn more here.

Student Store

Enjoy PSYCHO SLASHED PRICES at the Psyhigh Student Store. Men's shirts $20. Women's just $19! Gym towels and more—everything priced to move telekinetically. Visit the store today.

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