With Spring upon us, the yearlings in the earthworm corral are getting frisky.

So, in the interest of student safety, Worm Gardens will be closed for the month of April.

Thank you for your understanding.

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{photo of a tall fence near the woods}

Scenically located near the compost pile behind the gym, Worm Gardens is the experimental proving grounds for the Psychic 4-H Club's Worm Division.

Worm Division is known for breeding the plumpest, most intelligent, squirmiest giant earthworms in the tri-county area, having won blue ribbons in categories including Classical Dressage, Halter, Penning, Show Jumping, and Sidesaddle.

If you think Psychic 4-H is for you, contact your dorm's Psychic 4-H representative and they will take you through a series of tests and hypnotic regression therapy to see if you qualify. Why not do it today?

"So can we tell her?"

"No," says Buffy. "Not beyond what we've discussed. And shhhh you aren't on mute."

"Huh? Ohhhhh....."

Hi @Estreya Harlow! Yeah, uh... my Ganymede internship is, uh, over. But you mentioned Carbesktan-15. And Worm Gardens. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you might know more about Advanced Intracellular Wormhole Generation than you think.

How exactly did you get there?

Tell me everything you remember about Carbesktan-15. And how you arrived on Ganymede.

Hey @Clarke Thompson I recently got transferred from an internship on Carbesktan-15 to Ganymede. I'm not exactly sure why I was transferred, maybe it had something to do with my allergies, I think human mucus is a potent acid to some of the native species there. I've been keeping up with your post once I heard I was being transferred.

So yeah, I was already dropped off here when I read your post about how the whole internship was a setup. I guess the people who transferred me had no clue it was a setup. And now I have no clue what to do. I've been wandering around aimlessly since there was no real internship, to begin with, I found a Galactic Noodle Stand. Would you mind possibly telling Buffy to turn the ship around to pick me up. I definitely didn't pack the right clothes for this cold planet.

Please help

I never managed to grab one of those "less dangerous" school maps, and even though I am a junior I still have some trouble navigating this place. Does anyone know how to get to Advanced Intracellular Wormhole Generation? It's already halfway through the semester and I haven't attended a single class. It's in someplace called the "Worm Gardens". Can anyone point me in the right direction?